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In +2 junior whites. 07:00 ... depart Noon ... hotel, book in, drop bags 12:02 ... TAAAAXXXIIII !!!! 12:30 ... beers with Baked + co by the Thames getting a tan 15:00 ... watch Wanderers 15:45 ... rugby tackle womble on pitch 16:50 ... celebrate away win in Laaardan 16:55 ... TAAAAXXXIIII 17:30 ... find beer tent or bar next to Twickenham and watch second half 19:30 ... tube in to town 20:00 ... mooch about 23:00 ... Stringfellows ... sons outside with a coke and crisps 23:55 ... hotel, chill out, 😴 Sunday ... leisurely drive back north reminiscing about yesterday and planning next year big smoke trip away to Orient Look forward to seeing fellow Whites and Wwayers tomorrow. COYFWM

The A&E the missus works at now has a drive through testing jobby outside. Some bloke randomly turned up on foot yesterday, seems he got there by bus...

Mark Davies had it in 2014

Add to that the 70000 people watching em. Least of your worries shaking the hand of a fellow athlete when the likes of fat Frank are dribbling whilst hurling abuse at you in the front row.

Cheeky cunt, that was my actual face not a mask. Club shop 2pm tomorrow...

Martin Dobson was our youth product we just played him as a striker & sold him to Burnley who played him midfield . Alan Ball brought his dad along so we fcked him off 😆

Fair fucks to the lad. What's he supposed to do if he's watching a bunch of dickheads having a go at his brother? Family first, job second.

Kevin Davies was watched by Bolton when he was at Chesterfield and we passed one of reasons being his size . Not sure if it was before or after he scored a hat trick against us but there you go.

Vardy was a massive miss, playing locally when we were in the prem could of nicked him for a million he could of made the difference if we’d of signed him, wonder if our scouts had a look.

I'd be happy if all footballers twatted gobshite fans tbh.

Good on Dier for me. Ok, not edifying him and shouldn't ideally be doing it, but if a group are having a dig at your brother, does being a football player make a difference?

So it’s dangerous to horses as well as humans? Some cold this

People have started panic buying beer?

No. It’s shit. And I’ve not yet been. But it’s her “special” birthday and it means a lot. And she’ll pay half. But she hasn’t. And I’m now skint. And she isn’t But it’s an all-inclusive prison boat with branded alcohol so that makes it OK. So we’ll be clinking glasses of snide Smirnoff with Bob and Marjory from Hemel Hempstead who are determined to enjoy the two weeks before Bob’s “anal investigations” that Marjory sees as a minor irritation and hopes that she no longer has to keep replacing that lovely carpet in the bathroom that Bob keeps unfortunately spoiling i simply can’t wait.

Season 6 & no she doesn't.

If you panic buy, then you are an absolute fucking bulb. That’s all.

A lot went on that night, it's nearly 25 years ago, i know when we jumped up when Bolton scored we would be in mither, but it all got calmed down and nothing would've fazed Zozzy at that game.

love sugar puffs, as they smell of wee

Confirmed I’m with the England camp for the friendlies and Euros. ☺️