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Right end of week NHS update. We're now basically on a war footing. Amazing how such a big organisation has managed to mobilise so quickly. Focus has immediately turned to CV in place of non urgent care. People from all quarters volunteering to help where they can - including non clinicians being trained up to perform some safe clinical procedures (like blood pressure for example), to free up staff with other skills to use them more effectively. Amazing to see it all come together. Just hoping we can cope with demand from the critically ill as things progress.

I'll post it again in case you missed it Alan Partridge summing up Liverpool's seaaon

Ask Bolty, he should be an expert on Home & Away 😊

Wasting your breath mate

Quarantino Asprilla

I’ve just been to my Nans to check on her, her cupboards are full of OxO cubes. shes been stock piling I’ll get my coat

The longest pre season ever this pal, be pulling your hair out after three months without a scrap of sport or a day out on the piss I’ll see you on the other side my friend

Maybe they should. Where they got 5-10k from? We’re just sheep

no change for you

It will pan out the same way most previous Pandemic flu’s panned out, millions dead globally maybe 1m, maybe 5m or potentially 50m look around, businesses are close to collapse all over the place, finishing a football season is so low down the list of important things right now

The way you & Cheese are these days I'm guessing it's uphill gardening? 😂

U2, can’t stand them, Bono gets right on my pips the tax dodging cnuts.

I'm hoping the other half doesn't find out She thinks I'm going to Southend next week as things stand I might just goto Southend for a few beers. She knows we lose every week so doesn't ask questions when I get in

If it’s cancelled are you still a closet red?

I always envisaged that if the world came to this point, the bad news would be delivered by a polished, concerned and empathetic President, with real gravitas and some hope. I honestly never thought we’d be told the apocalypse was coming in a comedy voice, by 6 foot odd of Angel Delight piped into a suit and dusted off with badly combed shredded wheat. Its not fair.

Why is everyone else’s better than ours? We always boast about how good our medical professionals are Yet now they’re doing what they’re paid to do people with no experience are doubting them.

Why is ours better than everybody else’s?

What, ignoring the best medical and scientific opinion?

I had to look up what an "edgelord" was, made me laugh though

All the best to your old man Frank and your mam spider.

They're not though You need to understand just how much of a cult his followers are. They will soak up all his shit like sponges, simply because they want to piss his detractors off. They don't give a fuck about policies and they certainly don't read anything about them. If he Tweets that he'll make them rich and they can have big shiny guns, he's done his job. It'll be the same with the virus. He'll blame it on everyone from the WHO to the cast of Sesame Street and they'll just clap their hands and put their MAGA caps on.

The world's gone mad!

Delroy Facemask

Buckley will be fit before the end of the season at this rate.

that would be absolutely brilliant, I might not stop laughing for a week if that happened

That's a damn good point...

Doncaster have already demanded the points in all their called off games.

'Fingers in ears' is generally the RFL policy on most things, as I'm currently finding out first hand.

Ciro Immobile will be a classic case of nominative determinism if he has to self isolate.

They’ve banned visitors, so you can’t visit. So your choices are; Don’t visit Take her out Many will be faced with these choices.

Great news at least a couple of hours without having to listen to folk talking about corona virus. COYWM!

If nothing else, there is clear evidence that he thoroughly winds up a certain type. For that alone we should be grateful.

He’s been banging on about how the Stock market has been doing on his watch Well, it’s completely collapsed today, back to where it was in 2017, be lower than when he took over soon Not that I blame a stock market collapse on him, but then again I didn’t think he had much at all to do with the boom

Scott Selfisolatingars

Pneumonial Whatmore pandemic Whitlow

Rattler from your hometown on saturday pal ? I'm on the one a hour earlier than usual if you can get out of your Gin Pit...excuse the pun ? Could be the last this century 😊

BJ didn’t look relaxed to me, he looked genuinely worried and concerned and was very measured in his approach to a big problem that is beyond control A lot of people are going to die during this world crisis, some of them will be close relatives of people on this forum, cheap shots at people who are trying to deal with this disaster is not the way forward

Smarters

I’d rather me and my family get it than me and my family have no money because I can’t earn any.

Tarmac over it

I was a bit worried when I turned areas of her lawn black! I'm having to bide my time until my mum goes away for Easter, until I do the same to her's. She doesn't want it done, but I'm buggered if I'm cutting moss all summer.

How the fuck can anyone not understand this?

Can you spilt decades? If so from the 11th July 1966 to 12th June 1976.

Red Hot Chilli Peppers. Hibbily bibbily bobbity California...repeat for the next 20 years