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I think it’s clear to most, even the fucktards that are still going out in groups. It’s down to them being ignorant cunts

Mindless speculation after a 7 yr old girl has just lost her life. Just wait for the facts to come out FFS.

Yep simple common fucking sense

Any household caught having a party to counter the pubs closing should be sealed with everyone inside and burned to the ground.

Stop being cunts and stay at home Start Acting like you have a disease that will kill rather than thinking you are invincible.

It’s a sad situation when the McDonalds statement has made the thicker members of the extended family realise that we may have a problem Im now in isolation. Nowt to do with the virus. I called them all thick cunting fuckwits for a having a Mother’s Day meal at the sister in laws and they now won’t speak to me. And the matriarch is sat in Royal Oldham with pneumonia on a ventilator Hard work when it’s your own being cunts

May I remind you that I am drawing up a guest list for the opening night of Shed D’Lostock and this kind of talk will have you moved from the yes list on to the maybe list with @royal white and his Turkish delights the sick puppy

No respect at all, didn't watch it. I've been to two England matches vs Argentina and happy to say we won both and because I know how much he hates us, it made them so special

What the fuck is wrong with you all?

There was no confusion but Lancs is our preferred option

They aren't interpretating anything, they're ignoring it... Ignorant, selfish mongrels.

Im going some twisted honour killing

YOU was on about exercising and saying it was bollocks. It’s not, it’s simple

About 15 of us in one of their boozers from about 1 o'clock, no mither until someone gave the last one of ours going out a sly dig 😊

It is awful isn't it. Boris couldn't wrap it up quick enough then

Or you're as thick as mince. Folk just can't wait to criticise BoJo.....

Crystal clear that it does Only confusing if you are looking for something confusing

Surely it means you can exercise (walk, run, circuit etc) whilst maintaining the social distance?

If that was the only cure I would rather snuff it 😷

God love em. Sent that clip to the missus yesterday. Reminds me of my grandma and grandad they used to dance round to James Last and assorted big band stuff not a care in the world. Lovely break from the evil side of dementia.

Nice touch 👏👍

Another home win over Blackpool. This time it's the 1989/90 season and a Boxing Day encounter with the sad bastards from Bloomfield Road who love to hate Bolton. They had a couple of 2-1 wins over us at Gloomfield including an FA Cup game that was on Match of the Day. Best forgotten. This was another season in which they ended up getting relegated. For us it all ended with play off disappointment against Notts County in the year of the Swindon league cup saga. I might be struggling to do any more of these until next weekend but the minute I get chance I'll be on the case. We've had some Blackburn and Wigan stuff this weekend, and now Blackpool. So while we are on derby wins I'll see if can dig out some Burnley, PNE and Bury stuff.

If you have to ask if its essential, it probably isn't.

It was 4-2 in the promotion year. I think it was a night match around Autumn time. We did well in derbies that year. The only defeat was at home to Burnley very soon in the New Year - which was an odd one because they were near the bottom until a late surge saw them clear. Blackpool went down that year with an awful run of results late on. It took them 35 years to get back to tier two. Which served the cunts right if you ask me. We beat them 2-1 at home and 0-2 away (wish the latter was on video, I posted the former on You Tube some years ago, as below). We won 0-1 on the opening day at Burnley, no need to say how we got on at Blackburn. No games v PNE or Bury that year and Wigan weren't even in the league. I will later be posting another home game v Blackpool from a slightly different era. Look out for that!

Chris Martin is live streaming a gig from his house. Haven’t we been through enough?

This is the official advice as posted on the BBC website. Seems reasonable to me. Not sure why Mounts got so much stick. What am I allowed to do when social distancing? You can go for a walk or run outdoors if you stay 2m (6ft) away from others You can see family and friends if it's essential You can walk your dog You can provide essential care for elderly relatives and neighbours if you have no symptoms You can go to the shops to buy food and groceries

Walked the dog as we do every day. The park was busier than usual but everyone kept their distance. The few regulars we saw nodded and smiled but no stopping talking. It was quite easy.

Get a canoe!

aye, let me be clear, I'm not, and generally I'm not critical of anyones approach because it's so unprecdented but you can still look at peoples decisions that seem like bad ideas, from Cummings to Mounts, and think "why would they do that then", then ask the question

Hadn't realised it was in that momentous phase in our history. Gate was 28,525, which probably reflects that sense of optimism loads of people felt. Loads of fans did think we'd got it in the bag after that late equaliser and Goodison.

It’s the people these cunts are needlessly infecting that’s the problem though mate. Rupert and Genevive with Tarquin and milicent in tow from their 1m bedsit in London with no thought for others

So you slip and break your ankle in a bunker. How many people might you end up having to some into contact with? You drive to the golf course, have a crash (not your fault, just wrong place wrong time), how many people? Its about staying put. Reducing risk as much as anything. Its a few weeks ffs

I could not remember it either but must have been there as had a season ticket in them days and rarely missed a game .... just looked at the fixtures and seen it was played 4 days after we had drawn 1-1 at Everton in the League Cup Semi final first leg - am sure most peoples minds that day were on what had happened at Everton , getting tickets for the home leg and of course the nailed on trip to Wembley that would surely follow....

I’d shut the supermarkets to all but the elderly and NHS workers, put everything online

Club are showing the forest staying up game on youtube at 12:30pm today

But you’re happy to compare our actions to other countries and say we’ve fucked it up based on others but not the other way round? Interesting stance. But one which you’re entitled to

Keep saying it, you might be right Or might not

I'm in work tomorrow then IT are dropping my desktop off at home so thats at least 3 weeks of wanking for me, I'm going to work out how much I've been paid per wank on Friday

Spot on mate. They are seeing the Benefits of The lockdown although it sounds counterintuitive to say that given the spike in deaths. But all things are now pointing to it being far less lass than it would’ve been. But we will never know the other side of the coin so to speak so folk will try and turn the numbers to fit their own rhetoric

It was a shocker. Petulant and definite red today. Derby fans still moan about a tackle of Thommos in that game. Someone he slid in on who never played again.

I walked up through Moss Bank Park, busy but I walked around the play area. Up through Barrow Bridge. Always kept at least 2 metres distance from passing walkers. They knew and I knew. It was like that all the way over the tops until I got to the lower barn. It was closed but people were having picnics on the tables outside. They may as well have opened the cafe. Again I avoided the busy areas but I’m going to have reconsider my walking route.

There has to be a halfway house on this not going out, yes don’t mass gather, in fact I’d say stay in your closest family unit only, mum, dad siblings, but going for a walk in the countryside shouldn’t be an issue as long as you don’t invade someone else’s space or make conversation. I’m pissed of that my wife’s got to go to school to look after key workers kids and without any masks or protection, and kids at 7 are the sweet spot for passing on the infection, this alone is more liable to spread the virus than going for a walk and using sensible distancing.

It wasn’t called Spanish Flu because it started in Spain or killed more Spanish, people don’t know where it started really. The reason it was called Spanish Flu was that because in WW1 Spain was neutral, it didn’t have the reporting restrictions of other European nations, who didn’t want to further demoralise their nations and let the enemy get the upper hand. So the Spanish honestly reported the spread and the deaths in their media leading to its name amongst other nations, which throughly pissed the Spanish off. It also was super deadly because it seemed to effect and kill younger and healthier people rather than older and more vulnerable, unlike this pandemic. Boring history fact of the day!

Not trawling back through this thread or watching owt depressing. Fuck that. My spirits rose enormously this morning watching a report on vac cleaner and washer repairers GTech in Worcester. Developed a ventilator themselves; geared up to produce 1,000 per day already and can meet the UK's shortfall demand in just 30 days. Add to this, McLaren F1 team just about to announce very similar. This is the kind of stuff which counts and put the 'Great' in 'Britain'. Don't listen to the doubters and disbelievers. Wankers to a man. This is how we always react to a crisis. We could not be products of a better country.

He's a grade A cock... But anyone who reckon's there aren't little fucking plastic shithead rats like those cunts, 'roadmen' or whatever they are this week, knocking about seven stone wet through stinking of wank, 'bud', lynx and nike airforce feetstank... They need fucking putting down - parent(s) too. Like an episode of the shite gangsta minstrel show that is the authored by a 66 year old white Irish guy, cuz, 'Top Boy'... Stick some PMA in the shit MDMA they're sticking up their hooters - cull 'em.

Purely for balance.....imagine giving an old lady a black eye. Would you stand by and help the old lady or just disappear ? I know I'd help her.

Either way - people might be conditioned to the types of lifestyle they'll need to start living if we hope to bring greenhouse gas emissions in any meaningful way. Hell of a way to get there mind!