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I saw the 1 surviving chuckle brother in Tesco earlier, I shouted “Oi 2 metre you”

Blimey, seems one of our neighbours was taken to hospital in the night with suspected Covid. I hear he’s been put on one of the new Dyson ventilators and is now picking up nicely.

Liverpool's title dream

Just come off social media.

Absolutely fine this morning, just dizzy Temp is fine, think my body is just battered from it. I've got a strong immune system from a mixture of working retail, then in peoples houses and then in a school.. So my heightened immune system and a diet of coffee (i'm caffeine free usually) has given it a royal booting, but my body's just knackered.. Going to have to take it easy for a few days to recoop my strength fully or i'll catch something else..

There's a lot of other unsung heroes that should be recognised as well. I feel particularly sorry for shop workers at the moment with the shit they're having to put up with.

The current situation probably gives football its best ever chance to reorganise its calendar and it's number of competitions, if it wanted to. I just saw Rooney suggesting that with 2022 WC being at Christmas the current season could be finished later this year then for a couple of years start the next 2 seasons in Jan/Feb and end them Oct/Nov. I'm in two minds with this. I actually like going to and watching on telly football through winter, it feels traditional and "right". But maybe we're at a point where clubs lower down the ladder can do without winter postponements, and maybe more would come through the doors in a summer season. I can't imagine there being much appetite for leagues in places like Spain, France, Italy etc wanting to play games in high summer, though. What are other people's thoughts on it, anyone else fancy the prospect of Blackpool away in July rather than December?

Because people are dicks. We've carried on regardless (as Italy and Spain did). Thinking it won't happen here. In 2 weeks when someone you know is clinging on for life on a ventilator I hope you enjoyed your mother's day visit that you could have done by video call.... 2 Many Cunts

Tell you what mate It'll be way nearer zero than 250k If it's not, there's a ton for your and your Mrs to go and get leathered

My hairstyle certainly hasn't

The chances of Liverpool missing out on the Premier League title.

M61 is clear

The Visionaries will be fine

I’ll deliver you some food but it’ll cost you you cunt

Some folk are lovers not fighters so a lemon party needs arranging at the same time

Would be well up for this!! Not really got a grudge with anyone. Will go searching around the site now - see who I can antagonise the most. PS. Your all fuckin queer parky loving homos.

I'm not sure it's wise to post these kinds of thing. They can't be properly verified and I doubt that someone trusted with such knowledge would be irresponsible enough to leak it.

Dianne Abbott has announced she has tested positive for Covid 11.25

Thanks Mounts - I'm just a pen pusher at the moment though. Pretty sure I'll get asked to but my blues on again soon (I've already volunteered like) 🙂

Tit Monday is going to be well shit this year

The fucking Downing Street cat will be doing the daily update at this rate

With family in all corners of the globe faceache is good to keep in touch with them. Anyone who pisses me off too much gets blocked. It's usually well meaning folk sharing nonsense without checking if it's true or not that's getting on my wick at the minute. Just a simple check before posting would be wonderful

The pubs have been shut for 6 days , 21 hours,, 36 minutes Roughly

Self employed would have been getting £2.50 each. wait no £250. No wait £250,000. Yeah that’s it £2.5million each.

loads of metallica here https://www.google.com/search?q=metallica+8d&oq=metallica+8d&aqs=chrome..69i57j69i61l2.2737j0j7&sourceid=chrome&ie=UTF-8 loads on spotify https://open.spotify.com/playlist/2ULLEdMWHTYLEhNbaclKwS?si=0AlIHikxRCGqgW7kDvggiQ just search "8D"

Tbf, they've got a massive fleet of trucks powerwashing the streets and pavements. Maybe drones are for hard to reach places. 🤷‍♂️

Not a single pair of knockers on this lads. It’s a trap.

Same happened to me, thought I was getting over it then came back to kick me in the bollocks! A couple that were 3 days ahead of me in symptoms, on day 7 she got better, he got worse. Doctor was round with antibiotics. He's on day 12 & started feeling better, even getting up & about, 6 hours later his wife reported he was collected by an ambulance! Carry on taking it easy, it's like it comes in waves. My temperatures stopped on day 5, then woke me up at 4am on day 6. Fine again later that day. All the best, but make the call if you need too

Sweep.

I was honestly gobsmacked. Stuck my head out at 7:59 thinking "No fucking chance any of these ignorant drug-addled work-shy cunts are going to get involved in this.".... 30 seconds later, I had tears in my eyes and was clapping along like a Sea Lion, and then the fireworks started! Just goes to show - ignorant drug-addled work-shy cunts love the NHS just as much as the rest of us.

Can I request it because trying to work from home with 2 kids is giving me a stress induced heart attack!

MiamiWhite is Madge from Benidorm

That was one of the loveliest things to ever happen. Stood in my garden sobbing like a baby! Proud to work for the NHS 👏👏👏👏❤️

Gonzo/Dirty Barry from ofah

Lofthouse upper there’s a fat, bearded, scruffy fucker who latches to anyone he gets chance to and is an expert in everything. Fanny5

Be interested to hear that this is confirmed as mental issues and not something more sinister.