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You can't have Lampard and Gerrard managing together in the same league

In seasons to come, league two fans will be asking "where were Bolton this time last season"

Have they reinstated the death penalty in Scotland? You mention that she (One assumes Nicola Sturgeon) is on Death Row? When was she tried and sentenced to death? What a very strange thing to say if this isn't, in fact, true. Would you like the number for the mental doctor I'm ringing? Seems like you may have issues?

It was a lighthearted reference to another leader who recently went down in flames, albeit on a much grander scale. Whilst he didn't directly ask for people to be twatted, his actions led to said twattings taking place. For future reference I will explain my posts to you in a more literal sense as you seem to struggle joining satirical dots. In a previous post, I compared the current political situation in Scotland to that of a Hollywood film about a famous Scottish rebel called William Wallace. Of course, I was stretching the literal boundaries of truth with what I wrote. This is a device used by many people in a social setting to make a conversation a little more colourful. Naturally, I don't think Nicola Sturgeon (who I believe you often refer to by alternate names to colour your posts) is going to wear a kilt anytime soon and wave her genitalia in the debating chambers. But she might. I used Braveheart as an admittedly hacked old trope and I will apologise for trying to remove some gravity from this deadly serious situation. In future, I will stick slavishly to the subject matter and abstain from attempting lame jokes or the use of poorly researched Mel Gibson films as a point of reference for my responses. I'm pretty sure I don't need mental assistance yet, but will do some research just for you and report back shortly. Thank you for your concern, I look forward to our continued association.

Ha proper been done there haven't I. He's a comedian 😄🤦‍♂️ I blame the kids keeping me awake all night* Coffee please * that and I love a nibble

@bolty58 Where are you fella? I know you take a bit of a ribbing at times on here but it doesn’t feel right not having 3 quoted notifications from you when I wake up and come on here Jokes, politics, viewpoints aside, hope all is well skip, we’re ready to make an assault on the top of the league so come on down oh and @mickbrown and @Not in Crawley are missing you xx

Who?

Watching Greenidge take throw ins has to be one of the real low points this season.

Gone now.

Cheers That was hard work Not just the banners But for this or any other reason, if you want to set up a recurring payment PayPal really don't give any clues as to how

They was playing away!

Just keep winning our games, all we can do. Be reet

Nah, that's the sort of thinking that has fucked city and Liverpool over these last couple of seasons If lee is allowed to do this job in midfield let a defender do theirs at the back

Saga shares. I expect them to more than double from this level within a few months. DYOR.

it was Crystal clear he had to move on !

Not if you actually want to watch the games. You know, like fans usually do.

My Scottish heroine is Amy McDonald. Is that who you mean? Yours is Susan Boyle. Fact. Boom.

Indeed Bolty hoovered off into the distance because he struggled to interpret irony. People (Esco in this instance because I'l name names me, I will) need to lighten up and remember we're all just pisscans, drug addicts or recovering versions of both.

Woah, Death row- another touch of satire perhaps? Has to work both ways.

I'm only interested in the next 16, not previous 6, 12 or 30

When the World Cup was in Germany I got into some silly bother because of a bellend (here). I knew the routine, admit culpability, act contrite and slap on the wrists and dressing down from a sergeant (a woman, fucking massive, how she'd ever chased a suspect down without concussing herself...favvered Bella Emberg tho') and out in time for the night game (and was). They took my DNA though, which I wasn't best pleased about... First off accepting a caution is accepting a 'conviction' - which led to me having to have a letter to accompany my (then) blemished CRB (expunged now, didn't hinder me anyway as I'm great 😀)... Anyhow I digress, a year or so later I'd been to Sankey's and had wandered around Ancoats/NQ for a while killing time before the first train and supping a couple of beers from a 24hr shop (it was summer and warmish and light already). I went for a piss against a chain-link fence surrounding one of those waste ground car parks, I looked down and amongst the foliage at the base of the fence was a fucking claw hammer - covered in fresh blood and hair and now, my piss. What to do? A potential serious assault or murder weapon drenched in my DNA and no nearby CCTV to exonerate me... I genuinely thought of climbing over to get it and dispose of it in my still addled state. The point of this is - tools, such as claw hammers or compulsory DNA registers are only as good as the folk using them. Presume some truck driver had killed some brass and pissed off back to Tewkesbury or Turkey... It'd have been me in the frame, off the radar for an hour or so from Sankey's chucking out 'til I bought the beers... All it would have taken is a couple of lazy, thick, stupid coppers on the case and I'm an innocent citizen of Germany.

I find it more interesting than greeting about copper 😁

All this fretting about teams having games in hand...... If we keep winning then it won't matter...... Obviously we wont' win all our remaining games, but we're definitely going in the right direction.....

Oh absolutely, certainly in Carlisles case, if we keep winning it also puts more pressure on those teams to win those games in hand which will play into it. We really just need to focus on our own game and take each one as it comes. Evatt clearly knows this and is very focused in that messaging in his press conferences/after match comments. Just positive we are not relying on snookers just yet

Micky mouse should apply

it should be, but it wont. all sorts of minorities will be proclaiming discrimination.

Wish him no harm but can't stand the smarmy fucker, and as for the name Tiger for a golfer ! ?

Foreign holidays will be easy as receiving country will set the rules . Edit. Front page of The Times reports Greece may allow vaccinated Brits in from May. Domestically you only have to look at face masks to see how the "you can't stop me, I know my rights" scrotes would be backed by unscrupulous lawyers.

Not his first drive into the trees this season. Looked a tough lie from there.

Depends how scrupulous you are. I pay full price to support the club - Home games are "free" with the Season Ticket, but Away games are a tenner. You can stream them to your TV, but I don't know much about that as I just watch on my laptop.

...is the correct answer. Not sure what's going on round here any more. Place is going soft.

Williams and Thomason absolutely ran the show, a superb partnership tonight

Nooooo. Automatic please. I don’t give a fuck about the day in London, I come away from Wembley visits disappointed as often as elated.