How come they dont play " My Ding A Ling" by Chuck Berry? That was an old christmas record from 72, before it was deemed offensive, by the original PC crew.
To be fair to scousers, worked in some piss poor areas of Liverpool, and i always got a brew and a butty off em, better than some well to do places in Cheshire.
That half man half tree story, is treading on Saint and Greaves pasture, stick to what your good at, giving our screens a good coat of second class ale.
Fleetwood White, do you ever get to a game at Highbury? The Cod Army are a deranged set of supporters from your parts, having witnessed them in action.