no balls

I'm afraid I'm in the cuddly yet feminine bracket......That's me fired of then.....oh damn & I was so looking forward to a bit of flirtin....yeh reet!

Oh he's one of them is he? Thanks for letting me know Zoe.

I'd say pleasantly rounded as in a couple small beachballs. The type you can purchase at many stores in the Newquay/Bournemouth area. But they're not multi coloured & they don't pop..... I hope you get jist of the analogy there. I'm sorry to be a prude but there's only one side of the stamp for me as it were. You need to maybe watch a little less pornography of an evening happen and it'll make you a better more rounded person.....now stand in the corner and face the wall!

Well if he called the Old Original Bay Horse the Long Pull he's definately knocked on 40's door....

Is that a good or a bad thing as here's me thinking that was the point of this forum? Oh, I mean talking drivel, not spanking arses!

I didn't know australians bothered with wit...fair play. There's another racial stereotypical view just been shattered for me.

Long Pull? How old are you? Yes, I do totter in the Fleapit but never the Crown. It's like a scene out of cocoon that gaff!

Sorry, I was trying to be ironic, you know with me being a girl....

Damn....& here's me trying to get my job done....think you've won the right to keep yours...

And which local hostelry in Horwich do you sign in at. Oh and welcome to Wandersways. Have you seen the flag? Only the classy ones.....actually there isn't any is there. Only the bowler & bayto be honest. The rest seem to be full of birds withno mirrors in their house & lads with half mast tracky bottoms. Totally unneccesary if you ask me. Happen I'm getting old.

I was just having a jape with you...I am a bit of a gam one to be honest.

mopping the floor? Are you serious? I have staff for that & if I ever catch one of them indulging in that sort of behaviour in my kitchen/diner they'd been sent back to the agency immediately! Do they not sell specific items in rude shops for that anyway?

Fair enough. I'll catch up soon. I'd best get posting fooball related stuff soon or you'll all think me one of them numb birds who knows very little about rugby... sorry soccer.

I was never on my 'A' game when it came to punctuation. I'm now hanging my head in shame!

Micky D. Excuse me for wading in there as a new entry but do you not think maybe you're a bit picky on the old punctuation front seeing as the last post I received from you was a but on the vulgar side....I see shades of double standards

That's be after detention then! I'll be clocking off from the factory then & signing in at the local hostelry. I'm afraid I'm a mere part time day user only.

Bugger, busted again...yes I am a lady! & I do hope you're not one of spotty little urchins who sits behind the goals as I'll come round & have a word with your mum & get her to wash your mouth out with a bit of carbolic. I'd like to say they're pleasantly rounded, never had any complaints so far. Sublety's not big on this forum is it? Is that my initiation over with then?

bugger, busted already. I haven't a clue what HBAYT means! I said O Level not PHD.

I too have been joined a couple of weeks but have been too nervous to chip in with any witty asides.....glad it's not just me then with a wee bit of stage fright!Oh & yes, I have a proper o level in English so I'll be sticking to the Queens enlgish in all my posts.