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Wanderers Ways. Neil Thompson 1961-2021

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  1. Must have been a Horwich thing then...same here. Towyn, now that was a truly terrible place. We had to dodge trains to get to our caravan. That must have contravened many a health & safety law. And the evening entertainment in the clubhouse was embarrasing to a naive little sprog like me. My dad used to complain the beer was flat too. Makes me wonder why we went again come Horwich Holiday fortnight then really.
  2. Sorry mate, I said BIFFO not BIFF, don't be so touchy! I do keep getting told off on this forum. I might siddle over to the domination forum on www.s&m.com, they might be a bit more accomodating & les harsh!
  3. A colleague of mine from Oldham reckons it's a bit of a backward inbred with a proper thick dopey accent. The retaliation is alledgely to call them a BIFFO. That's a big ignorant f*cker from oldham. Not that I'm down with the street so don't take my word for it.
  4. Oh you're a little charmer aren't you? I bet you're that lad I always see in chic with the birds fawning all over him...... I think you'll find I've just been dissing Feminism for the last few hours on this site so happen you're trying to get a rise out the wrong bird...
  5. If you dont fancy Birds of the 2 legged variety .........what do you fancy ? I fear you have misread me my friend, I don't think I mentioned a leg quantity. But boys are definately more my bag.....
  6. PB Tell them all about the time you were drugged and date raped in Howrich Them filthy Horwich queers will shag out Nowt to do with me mate... I've never stooped to having to slip them the old Rohipnol cocktail.....well, not yet
  7. I went to Bury baths, it was easier from Tongemoor. I used to go to Horwich for a shit. Not old enough to remember high street baths then? I hear folklore tales of people being scarred for life from swimming in those murky waters! At least you could get a good standard of crisps at Horwich baths. XL if my memory serves me right. Oh & when you had a towel whipping fight in the changing rooms you could safely use the water in the troughs as ammunition without fear of it being peesh...we're proper posh up Horwich don't you know?
  8. Damn right. You've obviously been then. I never said it was the centre of the universe. We might be a bit on the backward but we're a friendly bunch.
  9. You also have to learn to quote properly too. I think they're mere teething troubles, I've not got to grips with them emotions either. I'm sure come the end of the week I'll be on my A game. Again apologies.....I proper feel like I'm back at school here and getting done by the teacher. I'm kind of liking it though.....
  10. [quote name="Widnes Two HatsNah' date=' you're still Rymans Sunday League at the moment Until then, no chips[/quote] Rymans? Sunday League? You've been japing with me haven't you Mr. Widnes? I thought them fella's were semi pro's & it was 3 leagues of southerm softies? I'be been proud to be a semi any day!
  11. Sorry mate I didn't know you were looking for a rise, I just thought it was plain rudeness. If you wanting to throw me a bone fair play, I'm well known for chewing up the little fellas & spitting em out without even breaking a sweat. Vegetarian I aint!
  12. Harsh....Have we got a few issues going on there today ...how rude!
  13. I did offer to get me coat! Consider myself told off...I think I said most rather than all which is just I'd like to say is more like profiling than prejudging....Them ones in those top shelf videos seem quite feminine I suppose so happen I'll get me hat as well as me coat eh? Still can't say it's my scene though!
  14. nothing whatsoever if you like that sort of thing, it's just I don't fancy birds. I just don't get it as most of em look rather er, shall I say masculine. I mean if I ever were to...which I wouldn't, it'd be one who looked like a decent looking bird. I think I may be digging myself in a right hole here! Happen I'll get me coat!
  15. Do you think it should be sectioned off in divisions in a football stylee? What criteria would you give for promotion prey tell? I think you'll find I'm a newbie & there's been no complaints about my drivel yet Thank you very much!
  16. bless you sue....for some reason boys seem to think girls'd been offended to receive one. Feminism... Hurr, that's for lezza's & ugly birds last time I looked. Still you're right, I'd be grateful for a plazy rose & a value card!
  17. You need a visa too. It's quite a bit of arsing about to be honest.
  18. Yes! clever bit of misquotation there, you little tinker you...it could well happen actually though if I have Kronenbourg too many in Marseille!
  19. Am I missing the point of this whole forum lark but aren't you supposed to add your own comment?
  20. 1 - 0 Stelios....re-run of last week.
  21. sorry, got mixed up with a Mop Head and a Moped. Easily done when you are not fluent in the Queen's English! None taken. And if I'm being frank I may as well confess to having a wee Bolton Twang in my speech...just had to get that out before I got found out...Oh,I feel much better now.
  22. would you work for Fat Freddie though? I'm not just talking about him being a fat ginger letch with a poor comb over, but I reckon he sticks his motty into the football side too much for Sam. And don't get me started on that back stabber Shearer.
  23. Thanks for the tip Widnes....laters!
  24. Thanks Sue....they're a mucky lot though aren't they?
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