bolty58

Sorry Gaz, it does have a cost but a small, reasonable one in my view (for absolute safety). Definitely a free 30 day trial. Just go to www.nod32.com

You sicken me.

Don't have shares in it but there is a particularly sh1t hot antivirus called NOD32 which we have installed at home and at work. Nowt gets past. Nothing. Won the award for the best in the world a number of times in recent years (according to my computer guru down here). General consensus down here is that other more famous named AV companies actually produce the viruses which mean you all have to go out and update (at a cost). Not sure if that's BS or not but it would make sense from a business perspective. Freely admit to being a numpty at all this stuff but learned with McA and N that we weren't protected. 6 years of NOD32 and nothing has got past it.

4 games in and you're convinced eh?

Never match Pickles.

Nobody will believe you if you say it so quietly a. Crampo style capitals as a minimum.

Concocted by champagne socialists in their leather elbow patched tweed jackets. Lazy c?nts should be employed more gainfully. Lost interest after page 1 and threw a bag over it.

Worrying thing is, he meant 'Mitherbwfc'.

Cheers Traf. As a numb coont then, I'll also surmise that Cassie doesn't agree with my comments about the manager (who he seems to defend at every turn). I ain't a rabid 'Mugson out' man, I am just arriving at the conclusion that if you insist on dancing on a trapdoor, one day you'll fall through it. I can't see us being anywhere other than in the bottom 6 or 8 ever under Gary Megson. IMO it is only a question of when Megson goes rather than if. The lad ain't got it.

Thank you. What did you disagree with? Cahill, Elmander and Taylor? Can only be Taylor you disagree with? Anyway, I'll get over the disappointment

I do find it strange that folk are writing us off 4 games in when 3 of our best players (IMO) are out. Having said that, I can't see Gary Megson ever producing anything noteworthy in the Premier League and would not be unhappy to see him moved on. George - you can't be serious about Elmander FFS? A crock? Give the bloke a fecking chance.

Admit it. You are TonyEmmDeeEmmAy.

I think that needs to be tempered by considering who we are unable to field. Have always believed Megson to be a particularly unambitious and negative appointment but been prepared to give him the benefit of the doubt. That benefit will expire 12 games in. Before anyone asks who I would replace him with, the truth is, I don't know. I'd probably give Curbishley a go (if he'd come up north). Wasn't that long ago he was in the running for the England job.

Alf - FFS we are 4 games in and missing 3 or 4 of our best. We ain't doomed yet. I must agree, however, that the managers tactics appear to be based on achieving a 0-0 draw. Fooked once the opposition score. Have to wait and see where we are 12 games in. We need to see the effect Elmander, Cahill, Taylor and Smolarek will have. Too soon to say we're doomed but not sure how long we can persevere with Megson. Watched it live. Grim.

Property near Granada (Spain - not the TV studio); a TV200 and an attempt to buy a night in a 5 star hotel room with:-

Christ, I've heard of folk with crabs but squirrels!? Get some Carbolic soap missus.

Just being clear mate - I was on about the Brum derby. No love for either of the local red teams but want Liverpool to beat the filth. I only ever want the scum to win when they are playing Celtic.

I reckon City will run out of petrol in the second half. Chelsea are more refined.

Me.

Not sure the kipper ties would agree with you on that one mate. I don't think any local derby in England comes close to that atmosphere. Absolute hatred.

'Let's talk?' FFS, you have to be joking. Reason with murdering scum? Annihilate the fookers - no matter how long it takes and how many there are of em.

We're with you Undies. Missus just seen your post and said 'tell him good on him'. All these folk who go on about vermin etc. - they'd long for wildlife if it wasn't there (I know, I know - Swanny longs for it anyway).

OK, it took me a nanosecond to decide. Drop in societys standards or not, if said Ms. Garraway would like to relieve me of my milk by sucking, she would be very welcome to do so whenever she fancied it. Once or twice a day for the next decade or two would be just fine

Shaunyboy is from fooking Amersham. Have you ever been there? I had an aunt who lived there after a job promotion moved her from Stoneclough. The place is full of fook all but Hooray Henrys. Surprised Shaunyboy is not more interested in Lacrosse and fooking Gymkhanas.

In the air with my wife and daughter having just left Chicago O'Hare for Manchester on a British Midland flight (was supposed to be United Airlines so it was a weird do all round!). Couldn't believe the news when we arrived in Tun Fowt.