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He’s really cute. 😊

No. I wank over an image of you. Sugar cheeks. 🥰

Yes. Bless them. NIC thinks he’s clever and, to be fair, he is. Struggles a bit with handling that in a debate however. Spider thinks he’s clever when, in fact, he’s as thick as a whale’s foreskin. He ends up spending his time floundering in NIC’s wake, whilst blowing smoke up his arse. We’re all Bolton Wanderers supporters though, so we tolerate each other. I think. 😊

Does that mean that you and Spider will now refrain from commenting on Biden and Trump? Seeing as neither of you are Yanks. I would hate to think that either the orange one or the senile one are living rent free in your heads.

Hoping so mate ! 😊

What, a threesome? 😮 🤢 🤮

And you’re rapidly getting out of your depth Spider. Again. 😎

I suspect that there’s a very good chance that it’s a marriage of convenience. But, I think that you knew that already. 😉

Rightio.

Now charged with embezzlement. I wonder if he’s taking one for the team? Or will his ‘wife’ be getting her collar felt at some point?

You tell me.

ScotPlod, moving at breathtaking speed, have just rearrested Peter Murrell (‘Mister Sturgeon’) again. WTF is going on in that country?

We are still in this race. Peterborough got their arses presented to them on a plate today. Imagine how they feel. Derby might stumble yet.

I was under the impression that Celtic didn’t get any tickets allocated for this one.

Big Sam in the Rags Directors’ box. If Carlsberg made managerial appointments. 🤣