Spider

I identify as a piss boiler. Only on here though. Im lovely really

A tricky wank because I was all confused. But made it

I won’t take you on. There’s not a subject you aren’t prepared to pop on here and lend us your “expertise” on. You snipe at me more than most for some reason. As you say, it’s just a forum for a bit of to and fro at times. Pull your knickers up and make us all a cup of tea you sensitive old fairy.

Pound to a pinch of shit there’s a Rangers allegiance floating about as well.

Rent Free

Tell you what There won’t be a better album released this year than Interplay by Ride. Treeeeeeeefuckingmendous

Aye. Stalker. The acting is fckin brilliant, and the story has some great twists and turns. It’s also very very dark. Ticks all the boxes

Everything Everything are on tonight aren’t they? Thats a kick in the bollocks pulling the tickets 1 he before opening

I got all confused about Teri. but managed it in the end.

The Sturgeons seem to be living rent free in a few heads. Not Scottish ones either. Which is strange.

Getting through Baby Reindeer Superb

It was on the side of the bus and everything. ”it’ll be shit, but the spanners will be crying”

Brexit was supposed to improve everything its demonstrably improved nothing

Just watched Oppenheimer and it confirms what I’ve always thought about The Oscars. Its just half decent.

No I don’t live in her constituency

It’s such a shock that Brexit fucked our steel industry. Ive rattled on about it happening for years but I don’t count because I voted for it #wewongetoverit

My guess would be that all women should look like Barbara Windsor in a Carry On film to qualify as “proper”

Scotch innit

If he’s Celtic he’s guilty

Is he Ireland or UK?

I have to admit, Mark Menzies is growing on me a bit. He doesn’t sound like a typical Tory grifter, more like someone out of an Irvine Welsh novel. Absolute fucking nutter. Bet he’s ace company at a party and first name on the teamsheet for a stag do

Does that mean you have to wear a balaclava and let flares off as you jog about?

Thunderclaps are great, but you don’t get many points for them

I think we should tank the last two games and finish 4th. Timings of fixtures are better and we’re still at home for the leg that matters. My real concern is how shit we will be if we do get promoted

Yes He’s stood outside in a fedora trying to tempt tourists into an Alan Bennett review he’s organised