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They didn't really want us as enemies during the war(s). We're the same, they just do what we do a little more efficiently for some reason. Cologne is one of the greatest cities in Europe.

British Virgin Islands are likely to be warm and very cheap.

Malcs been on the Mackeson's tonight. Spoiling for a scrap

Bournemouth vs Brighton is possibly the gayest fixture I've ever seen

Goes without saying that a much higher percentage of Muslims actually turn up to worship....

I'd guess that a closed transfer window won't help. Nor will having about £8.54 in the kitty.

Have to stick with Parkinson. We've got one of the poorer squads in the division and anyone who thinks otherwise is just being contrary. The main complaint is the lack of fight from the players, but at this level there's so much more to it than that. Confidence is shot, and that takes time to repair. There are no indications whatsoever that the manager is losing the dressing room so he deserves way more time. Constantly changing managers only works when your chairman gives every new one £300million to spend straight away. Time to be realistic, and give the bloke a decent chance.

Bruce Forsyths wife might be selling a pair of his taps now he's brown bread. Probably won't fit because I know you've got massive feet

It's working a fucking treat

How heavy was it?

I'd like a house the size of Lincolnshire made entirely from gold. It's just the money getting in the way. I don't geddit.

No They sound like a herd of cunts though

I'm doing it wrong then. I still think being 25, having no kids, loads of spare cash, the ability to shake off a hangover in under 2 hours and a scrotum that doesn't sag to your knees shits all over being 40.

I'm not prepared to let the muslim bloke who works in our packing plant go either. He's a grafter and a proper gem. He goes to the mosque every friday though so i suppose he wants to brutally chop my bonce off really but just hasn't got round to it yet.

If Celtic's players couldn't get anywhere near Mbappe, what made a fat, diabetic pisscan from Govan think he had a chance? Ban the fucking lot from football. Forever.

Yeah but not the ones who work long hours or make us nice food bro

Bolty & Crawley up a tree K-I-S-S-I-N-G

We only lost by 1 It's an improvement.

We'll win this

Chat as much shit as you want This is a good old fashioned negotiation with one party wanting an amount of money, and the other party determined to give away as little as possible. Like everything, it boils down to money and sex. Which means one of the parties will end up fucked and skint. Over to you, Mr Davies.

Fishing We can sink French and Spanish ships that try and catch our cods and pollocks. But, we're allowed to send our brave heroes in wooly hats into the Bay of Biscay and there's nothing Pierre or Esteban can do about it. Next.

The Browns look like they may just be entertaining - in a good way, which is something I never thought I'd write. Depends on the Vikings now I suppose.

Fuck 'em though We've got our sovereignty back.

He's not been allowed to you utter fucking plum

None So I expect a 2-0 win