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Wanderers Ways. Neil Thompson 1961-2021

miamiwhite

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  1. Samuel Et'oooooh it's raining
  2. no,not at all............but alan nixon isn't the be all and end all of things football related. only the day before redknapp went,he tweeted 'redknapp's going nowhere' just one hour ago,he 'revealed' that rob green was going to qpr. hmmmmmmm,sure i seen that on here weeks ago in a thread concerning jaaskelainen going to west ham re johnson - he's a berty big bollocks who wants mega bucks for sitting on his fat arse,and there's no chance we'll pay that. there was interest weeks ago but no more anyway,are you willing to take my bet we go unbeaten in the league next season ?
  3. get the flights booked anewman
  4. plenty of time yet. give em another hour or 2
  5. getting a bit heated out there now and still a few hours drinking ahead,could be entertaining
  6. translated - you gave a hand job to some bolton fans along with zat knight
  7. been out with a swedish girl in my time,she wasn't the usual blonde but dark hair and an absolute goddess. not being vain but people said we were a perfect match
  8. i'm hoping to get a job as a marionette,mate works there,should be able to pull a few strings
  9. irish fella walks into the griffin,sees a bloke flat out in the corner. says to the barman ''i'll have what he's had'' .......................so the barman twats him with a pool cue.............................................
  10. nah,we'd never pay that amount of cash to put an england under 21 star on the bench. not even OC is that stupid
  11. an irish fella tried to sue ryanair for them delaying the return of his luggage but he lost the case
  12. i hope it's flecky who's the ginger
  13. i think we're going to turn em over bigtime tonight. andy carroll to be the secret weapon,got a hunch i think i'll be booking a flight out to the next stage,getting well in the mood for it now
  14. heard a rumour we've put a bid in for a guy called marvin sordell
  15. got to keep it up with an 80's style pub joke on a friday lunch what's the difference between an egg and a wank ? you can beat an egg but you can't beat a wank...................................
  16. no worries pal. i'm desperate to find a specialist bookie who'll cater for such a bet. once we've signed pele,rivaldo,ian moores etc,you'll see why i'm so confident
  17. on sky now,the fun is just beginning........how old is the english guy giving the wanker and gobby bastard sign ? swedish wankers............weren't so keen in 92 or 98
  18. the younger ones on here may not have heard them i might even come out with the 'extractor fan' joke if you're lucky !
  19. not my money pal,an electricians. mate of a DMB. was promptly taken to the cleaners by those bastards
  20. and what do you call an ethiopian boxer starvin hagler
  21. what do you call an ethiopian comedian kenny neverett
  22. all the same............farnworth overspill mounts - an interesting one pal. do you know the spark down your way who was invited to a poker night at darren fletcher's house and was promptly ?5k in debt ? said they were kicking off at ?500 for starters then raising by daft amounts. he was peppered after the 1st game. eagles was there,along with carrick,the spark was devastated !!!! can't compete with them bastards in the money stakes
  23. what do you call a bloke wearing 2 coats in a cemetery ? max bygraves
  24. you in powder blue golf trousers ? crikey !!! call the wogden fashion police
  25. come on C,we don't do facts on here........but............we all missed the 5 goals by JT......i did see TC bang in 5 though
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