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Himself or someone else?

I'm not in either camp. He's an important player for us, but less important than Baxter, Sheehan & Charles from the spine.

Boooooo! Down with Brexitberries.

I find the easiest way to avoid being attacked for being a sex offender is to not be a sex offender (or at least not get caught 😉 )

It was his idea to dress the squad as extras from Happy Days.

Agreed. Only Pompey are winning this league. We're getting 2nd, 3rd or 4th, as are Derby & Posh.

Oh, yeah, of those not currently in the team, Demps is first off the rank for me. I really like the player and was hoping he'd kick right on this season. It's a bit of a conundrum, because Paris is a bit of a fanny but is clearly technically gifted. Demps brings a bit more guile and bottle tot he game, but we'd lose some of the flair.

Wy-so-long and Stum-pee-bird

Sadly Dempsey (like Morley) hasn't done enough when called upon to warrant starting over Sheehan (or Paris & George). And if anything, Demps would be competing for George's shirt, not Sheehan's.

60W or 100W? Screw-in or bayonet. Piss easy your job, even you can do it.

Possibly, but loads of other useless wankers had signed it too.

We could start by assuming control of our own borders.

Without our indispensable captain last season...

And 1 defeat was a Cup game against a Championship team.

And 1 defeat was a Cup game against a Championship team.

Yeah, he picked me and Junior up from home for a few away games and even gave Jnr a framed signed Wanderers shirt.

I'm not greedy.

attendnonce /əˈtɛndnɒns/ noun Someone obsessed about crowd sizes

I'll take the 'young' as a compliment, cheers xx All over it, mate. It's all-inclusive and free, I just bill the government £175,000 for each seat I fill on the plane. Which gives me another thought, why doesn't Sunak get Ant & Dec to give these asylum seekers a seat on the plane to Florida, but actually dump them in Rwanda?

They should have been given the top tier and fuck all else.

Cobblers

No dictator would dare manipulate a huge event like the Olympics, surely? Wait, hang on, oh yeah they might...

So did I and at Carlisle.