Barnstoneworth White

Folk who say Math instead of Maths and skedule instead of schedule

Used to live in Stunky, or Prestolee to be more precise - an even stranger place

Whichever way you want to look at it she got 265m

Where would it leave us?

Wankers the fucin lot.

The train home from Sheffield was something else ???? If only we had won....

Have we sold out yet, if not it's a poor do

Booked my 4 on Tuesday, 8 arrived this morning ???? shyte website to blame, so 4 going back. Don't normally check the ticket envelope before match day as well - #luckyomen

Used to go to Blackpool with a mate back in the late 70s on the train quite a lot during the school holidays. On a bridge just outside Blackpool in 6 foot letters was 'BOLTON DIE, PRESTON WANKERS.' Always raised a smirk as we ambled along.

Can remember my mum queuing up past Southern Brothers to get me and my dad a ticket for the Manny Road South.Had to send her as I was still at Primary School We set off from Kearsley and caught a 12 o'clock bus. Through Farnworth I could see that almost every pub was packed with Geordies. Got on the ground really early and managed to get a vantage point on the camera scaffold that had been put up at the top of the player's tunnel,the best 'seat' in the house. Managed to get a few autographs, Paul Jones, Alan Gowling and Geoff McNulty spring to mind. The goal from MacDonald was special but for me the atmosphere and the fact that I' d never seen so many people before was something I'll never forget.

Whatever the figure is, 2k or 1.7k, add 9 AHM made up of youth and the usual ne'er do wells.

Spotted last Saturday on Victoria Station in Manchester. I looked straight at him and he at me for a good 10-15 seconds, as we passed each other on the concourse, he was getting a tram.

Yep, and I read this morning that we're going to get an influx of migrants prior to Article 50 being invoked. You couldn't make this shit up.

What I would like to see now is a break away of all of the disillusioned countries within the EU and for that group to form their own trade alliance, forgetting about the political aspects, a bit like the split in the darts. Shall I start a petition?