Youri McAnespie
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23 minutes ago, kent_white said:
Couldn't move for nurses having post shift, staff room piss ups at our place! 😁
You'd have been sacked in about 2 minutes.
Bollocks, NHS workers can bowl in pissed up, top up by drinking heavily from hip flasks throughout the day, nick and apply Fentanyl patches and neck Oromorph then have a Special Brew piss-up in the staff room at end of shift, then stagger back onto the ward and take a swing at any patients who'd aggrieved them.
They will not be sacked - like teachers their jobs are bulletproof.
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Is following through s symptom of having it? Asking for a friend, I, I mean him has done it twice in as many days, and he's breathing like The Elephant Man. I, him I mean has got some testing kits but cba doing one, looks a right faff.
"I AM NOT AN ANIMAL, I AM A HUMAN BEING!"
He said.
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Whatever happened to 'Long Life' lager?
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Being fake enraged about the UK importing cheese and fake delighted by 'emerging pork markets' stands her in good stead for PM.
He ain't going anywhere unless they have a whip round for a Transit Van with a matttress in the back, so he can doss down in the same clothes he's been wearing for three months.
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"umm ber I got up at 7am for erm cabinet meeting, then spent four hours at a Primary School, then spent ten minutes swigging a can of Fosters whilst my minions sang 'Happy Birthday' to me..."
"And then, and erm, then, they dispersed and my child bride gave my flaccid 2" penis a birthday blowie, errm Dylan the dog joined in too..."
In other words the Old Bill are liars.
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2 hours ago, stevieb said:
I only switched it on at half 10 on the last night.
Saw some highlights the night before.
Must admit as a twice a year golf fan if some 45 year old looking world number one is going to win it every year it can get into the bin for me.
I want some piss can old timer to come out of nowhere and win it... Youri.. Dig out your clubs pal. Its either you or Tiger.
I'm 45 in May, I bet I look fitter and as young as you. No kids nor nagging spouse and I like my job, y'see.
I gave my clubs to The Bolton Hospice shop, along with the bag and about 50 unused balls - as they fenced off Mount field and I was getting too old to trespass on the golf course.
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I was on a flight to Prague once, a young couple next to me were holding hands obviously shitting themselves on take-off, I'd been drinking heavily and blurted out "I don't know why you're scared, if we crash we'll be asphyxiated or incinerated in about five seconds..."
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25 minutes ago, Underpants said:
SW fan getting the bracelets banged on outside the hotel. So, Mr. Hart. The problem lies where exactly?
What a stupid sad old bald twat, i presume the cunt in the shorts and scruffy pink adidas pasties is his mate or son. Pair of Wankers.
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14 minutes ago, Sweep said:
...why would ould anybody buy a caravan that doesn't have wheels so you can piss off and leave behind shit in carrier bags and empty butane gas bottles?
EFA
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And the fat scruffy cheapskate cunt didn't even lay the booze on, even scrubbers in dilapidated council flats get a few bottles of Frosty Jack in for the guests when they have a shindig.
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19 minutes ago, jeep said:
Sweep the Gypsy?
He still managed to nick copper off railway projects.
His body is drenched in that smartwater stuff.
He also still managed to organise bare-knuckle fights between children and take bets off the other assembled gypsies.
He'd rig the fight by telling the stronger kid to take a dive.
He sells maltreated horses at Appleton or whatever.
He calls people who live in real houses 'worjas'.
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4 hours ago, Marc505 said:
Actually caught a few minutes of that shitshow this morning, the actual fuck was he cooking they looked like slugs. Horrendous viewing.
Some stupid Aussie ate a slug as a pissed-up dare, he's now quadraspazzed on life glug or probably now brown bread because they have some mad toxic parasite in them (slugs not Aussies). Hugh Feeny Whittington cooked some up on one of his shows, he boiled them first, even he turned his nose up after sampling one.
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18 hours ago, Mounts Kipper said:
Don’t be upsetting the stooges. 🤣
They disbanded when the guitarist pegged it.
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3 hours ago, Dimron said:
From what I saw, it was like BJ walking around some hospital making almost impossible to deliver promises (see my earlier question about the armoured vehicles)... all vote grabbing.
The unwritten goal is of the west is regime change and Putin knows this, he agreed to supporting a limited action against Gadafi and he saw "mission creep" and the eventual murder of the dictator.
Putin will not stand down as he knows he will be handed over as part of an appeasement process, there will not be a popular uprising as he has ensured these things are crushed at onset and controls the media, nor will there be an internal coup as he has flushed all dissent out of the Kremlin, as has BJ done in a smaller way in our country.
They stuck a broomstick up Gadaffi's harris then paraded him around Tripoli, Gaddafi like Putin had plastic surgery, but he was so paranoid (old Gaddy) he refused general anesthetic because he thought they'd top him when he was under. So as crackpot dictators go the Colonel was double hard compared to big gaylord bitch tits Vladimir.
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2 hours ago, jmjhb said:
What is the actual name of the show
It's called 'The Terence (pisscan shit cook) and Philip (I think it's still 1998 and letch on teenage girls) Late Shit Breakfast Show'.
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Like last week all pretence of sobriety from pisspot Terence has been abandoned - he's now openly guzzling tumblers of whisky. Philip is wearing two 'love bead' wristbands - what an utter twat.
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She's 62, one may as well disinterr Barbara Windsor and prop her against a mic stand and pocket wank over her.
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Terence cooked some slop and seems to be drunk, there's some yank gaylord on whose mum was from Bolton teaching how to make a GnT. Philip was leering over some teen Brazilian singer now based in America whose music was awful and she was obviously chinged up. Philip is also wearing a coat with one sleeve pulled up so everyone can see his Rolex, professional alky Stewart Lee's missus is on wearing Freddy Krueger's fedora hat.
Terence and Philip are interviewing that yank dandy and neither of them has asked "why have you got orange skin?"
A drunk Oliver Reed asked this question repeatedly to Richard Madeley on Richard and Judy's Big Breakfast or whatever.
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He's not a paedophile he's a hebephile (Andrew not Suleiman - though Defeffal has a child bride he knocks about).
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He only went because:
A. He had 200 SAS minding his fat arse.
B. He took loads of soap, chocolates and tights to try and bribe local women into letting him thumb his 3" widgie up their bottom.
Bolton's own Clive Myrie has been there since the start, and doesn't wear a helmet or 'press` flak jacket either.
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5 hours ago, MickyD said:
He speaks excellent Ukrainian though, “I went Ukraine before for meet with beautiful lady and get married.” It’s like it’s his native tongue.
Jazza, have you been offering advice?
Was it Lake Palmer? Because he has house, rented, but he has it until he dies. He has boxroom that could be office.
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What does he put on as a spread? Turkey Twizzlers and Oven Chips with gob as dressing? I'm personal friends with Tom Araya, Bill Steer, Dani Filth and all of Anathema.
Beat that.
Does Oliver subject his guests to him ineptly drumming along to his favourite band - Toploader?
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I meant Winston. (not Silcott, nor Churchill, nor Lineker).
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3 minutes ago, deane koontz said:
Lets hope he didn' take any tips off Sean Penn
What like? Nobbing Madonna, writing 'get t'fuck' in giant letters in the sand on Skegness beach, going 'full retard' in a crap film or getting wed to Private Pyle's 19 year old daughter at 62.
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The double signature thing? You just work in cahoots with another hopeless junkie to get your 'fixes', subsistute patients' Oromorph with milk to cover up your theivery.