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Youri McAnespie

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  1. It's 52% humidity in Manaus, it's 85% in Bolton, what is the fuss all about?* * Apart from it being twice as hot as Bolton.
  2. 'Kin 'ell Gonzo, we'll be here until Russia 2018 with that last one, unless Malcolm logs on shortly... I had to cheat and check to see if the one I had in mind was right (it wasn't, miles out - he had more caps than I thought, though).
  3. Off topic, but I remember when that Bar Babylon opened in his old gaff, first time we went in, there was a DJ on playing downtempo house midweek and a bottle bar upstairs - genuinely thought this was the start of Bolton having something as an alternative to Manchester...ha! Last time I saw Supa John was in Home Bargains, ironically, more or less exactly where his happy hunting ground was...I'll bet he can sup with the best of 'em still.
  4. Carlos is right - Forest bought him to replace Bryan Roy I think, ha! Saw him play for their stiffs at Burnden not longer after he signed, it's the only time I've seen a professional footballer and genuinely thought: ''I could do better than him, I could play better than that...''
  5. Don't get me wrong, it's a c*nt's trick - unless it's an accident or self-defence or for food or any other necessity, I don' t understand what would motivate someone to kill a creature...That said, I'm not a fan of this dirtdigging on people to discredit them or whip up a mass outrage against them. If Hetfield has genuinely given up hunting, like Frank says, then why bring his past up now?
  6. You'd probably crash due to impaired vision then the headlines in the Bolton News... TRANNY MUSLIM EXTREMIST CONVERT CRASHES TRANNY IN DRINK-DRIVE AND HYPOCRITICAL TO HIS/HER/IT'S RELIGION SHAME.
  7. Depends if you; like Coke (it's 'Zero' mind), go to Asda or some other shops it can be redeemed at, think there'll be some left and don't mind looking a bit povy at the till.
  8. An easy one, without looking, who was the first Italian to play in the Premiership?
  9. Is this what it's all about, to get them off the bill at Glastonbury? Is this where things are going then, don't like something or someone, dig up something unsavoury from ages ago, like they did with Clarkson not so long ago (whom I think is a c*nt, but that was another example of muckdragging for an ulterior motive). How many musicians openly brag or popularise cocaine, the manufacture, export and sale of which kills or brings terror to the lives of thousands of innocent folk - nobody gives a flying fuck about that though. Hetfield busts a cap in Paddington's ass and it's open season...Jesus wept.
  10. Put a two pence under your tongue, works every time.
  11. Doesn't the five o' clock shadow give you away? Hijab is the headscarf, the Ninja get-up is a Niqab.
  12. They're missing out, there's a voucher for a free 'sharing' size (1.125l) bottle of Coke Zero in every copy. Surely they could compromise their principles this one time? There's a free drink in it for them... That picture they printed of Kelly Brook must be ten years old at least - as is the reading age level I see, still.
  13. or chocolate, or chilli chocolate or a nice chilean red, the tightarsed little monkeys.
  14. Speaking of countries and hatred, I remember when the USA played Iran, the Iranian captain handing over flowers, a big jewelled shield and all sorts of gifts to Thomas Dooley, all he had in return was a naff plastic USA penant, which looked like he'd wrung it half to death twisting it nervously with his hands, all dog-eared (which must have made it even more offensive as a gift to the Iranians). I noticed the Aussies gave a little giftbag to the Chile coach last night and got sod all in return, not even any chillis.
  15. Canadians? Every one of them I've ever met has been so personable as for me to wonder... ''What's the catch here? What are they after?'' That said, they might be a different kettle of fish in Canada, hey.
  16. Me? I'm equally happy mincing around lipsyncing to Sylvester or diving off my balcony to Slayer. (I only do the mincing when absolutely sure I'm alone )
  17. Rising to the bait somewhat unnecessarily as I'm into the whole spectrum of good music... But, there's a lot of folk who put the mockers on Metal but, when challenged... ''Go on then, who are YOU into?'' Splutter ''Erm, erm Oasis, errr Stone Roses...err, err (struggling now)... Jamiroquai!''
  18. She' s got plenty blue roll to wipe it off though.
  19. I was drinking DAB beer when I was fifteen, when most folk thought the German Purity Law was sommat to do with Hitler.
  20. I said it was good, you don't need a second opinion from one of your fellow villagers do you?
  21. They can buy my bathroom if they like (a hipster burger bar or one of their patrons) - it's all exposed brick, exposed pipework and bare floorboards, very, very 'utiliterian', I'll even throw in a bottle of Windward Chilli Sauce (69p from Home Bargains don't let on to them tho')
  22. Kingstons? You live near Townleys by any chance? Had some last week, another nice drop for the price, very vintage-y.
  23. I'm not praising McDonalds either, I suppose they're independent in a way (hipster places) - it just saddens me that there are probably decent restaurants dying on their arse because folk would rather have a burger that, for all it's tastiness, could probably be knocked together by a nine year old with a bit of instruction.
  24. What's that then, they went to a slightly better McDonalds with unfinished decor and blokes with beards and beer?
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