Carlos

On the day, the TO will be ragging heaving with dirty Scouse pikey scally vermin trying a get tickets. Avoid.

Benal Madena, 2 places to be 1) 24 Hour Sq, on the main road next to McD's. Full of tourists, 2-4-1 and mucky women, oh and wannabee gangsters. Don't get there too early else you'll get bored v. quickly. 2) the harbour, full of Spigs and a bit pricey but look out for the bar with the outdoor poll dancers, oh and the strip club is up there. There's a Wanderers Bar, unfortunately it's a Wolves one. Knocking shop is on the road to Fuengerola. Torromolinos is about 20 minutes walk and is worth a visit as it's more of a town.

Doh!

Super John in Marks and Spencer. ragging beat that!!! John Thomas, you're having a laugh We are talking proper legends here. Super, Super John

It's a visual one but you can't beat the Andropov/hand drop off gag.

Yes, except you can't usually feel part of your lips to haven't got a clue whether you are chomping on gum or yourself Put a cup that's had hot water in on it then icecubes, then the hot cup. Stimulates blood flow.

ragging big time Charlie gary neville

Aye. Plus, oddly, you were guaranteed a ticket so didn't need to go down on the Sunday morning. What a ragging random idea.

Bullshit, that was the non-season ticket holders queue AKA JCL's

I can't have the day off work [-(

How do you kill a circus? Go for the juggler.

A-ring-ding-ding-ding-ding-ding-ring

1 word, shithouses.

The Tonge Moor Destroyer will be available for selection

Manny Road, Manny Road give us a song

Is St George the patron saint of anoraks?

Alistair Mann, Crystal Tips and Alistair Mann FFS, call yourself a professional

fail degree due to drinking too much and pissing about on the internet [-X

I want to get naked with Natalie Imbruglia. It takes all sorts eh!

Soapy tit wank

We play in orange :D/

6th April 9pm - CM Bad Boys You ragging mugs

I've seen, with my own eyes, Sir Nat Lofhouse OBE reduced to tears when commenting on Stubbs. He said "he's no Billy Wright". How right he was.

That's what you get when you build at out of town stadium [-X

WHAT!!! No more post-match trips to Inbreed Land (Chorley)?