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If you fancy a smook, get yourself to Katsu. Away from tourist coffeeshops, and in the mix of the real Dutch. Most definitely worth the walk. TNT CLC

COYW Fuck me you're a miserable prick. I'm sure you just come here to argue with people; it's no wonder so many have you on their ignore list. Wind your neck in chap. TNT CLC

Can't see any red trims at the moment. Hoping there's plenty of red on it too. I reckon I could throw that shirt over a crossbar TNT CLC

If the claims are based on meaningless friendlies, I believe them and I don't blame the players for not being bothered. I'm a Bolton fan first and foremost. I hate it when international weekend comes round and I'm sure the majority of us do. Delighted that Gerrard has challenged him on it though. Oh and I almost forgot. Redknapp, you are a bitter, crooked, saggy faced cunt. TNT CLC

Massive signing. Him and Deeney could get 40-50 goals between them next season. They did last time they played together.

Most definitely. We were deep in relegation trouble, and Coyle had over £3m to spend on a player. This player should've been someone capable of playing his part to keep us up, given that we'd just lost our valuable asset for £7m. What does Coyle do? Spends it on an unproven striker he's never seen play, and gives him about 25 minutes of action all season. For all the money we spent on Elmander (transfer fee, signing on fee, agent fees and wages), we've probably lost a lot more on Sordell in the long run. All that TV money that we could still be receiving had Coyle been more sensible would've been nice for a start. TNT CLC

I thought we were tinpot sometimes. Calling our place a shit hole has raised a smile though.

I refuse to believe that you can't read that metaphorically. But I'll rephrase it just for you:

We got overrun in midfield all season. Only when Muamba came in did that change, but Coyle didn't see it as a long term solution. When you've got Petrov and Eagles on the wings, we were crying out for Muamba and it was there for all to see. Not that I'm suggesting that Mark Davies shouldn't have played a part too. I'll still never forgive Coyle for dropping Muamba for the Wigan game, after playing out of his skin the game before. Absolute madness.

Yes, that's exactly what I said. It's great taking two different sentences of a post and putting it together isn't it? I think I'll do it with yours: You'll be happy if he turns out to be useless?

Dougie will come good. Even if he doesn't succeed here, he'll be a top manager IMO. I know that sounds daft as we don't see what happens behind the scenes, I'm happy to be proven wrong, and I agree that some of his team selections have been dodgy, but you can tell this is a very clever man who is fully focussed on several aspects of the club for the long term. You can say it's all talk, but I absolutely love listening to him talk football. The man comes across as well as anyone in the game for me. And I think we all know that his training sessions will be lightyears ahead of Coyle's era. Onwards and upwards

Yet not playing Muamba was one of Coyle's biggest idiocies. Every man and his dog could see that he should've been playing every game. What a fucking moon man he was. I don't care that opinions are split on Dougie, I'm so fucking thankful for him.

The only grudge I've ever held against Gartside was keeping Coyle in for so long, he should've gone 12 months sooner. I'd have sacked him after our shambles of a performance at Swansea. How we were still in with a chance of staying up until the final day still baffles me, we were absolutely fucking shocking all season. It was obvious that he was clueless, there was no plan B, the 'feel good factor' had gone and he didn't have the slightest clue. The fact his squad can't last 90 minutes and he's still touted for jobs amazes me. TNT CLC

Never fulfilled his promise. I don't even think he's a regular a lot of the time, and certainly wasn't at Atletico. TNT CLC

Played against us in both Play Off semis in 2001.