Steejay

3-0. Doyle, Sarce 2

Swiss Toni is your man.

I’m still a JCL.

Every day’s a school day. 😀

Zico, Diver alert. Rivington have some Crowlers of Evil Dead II if you're interested. Open till 6pm today.

EFA.

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Bigot Brothers.

Aye, let’s hope we get to use them...

It’s usually men who say this??? Blaming ‘men’ for her own mistake. What a cunt.

Who the fuck is alves morais for Tottingham? And there’s an FA cup tie tonight? It’s Thursday.

All of us of a certain age will always pick Pele over Maradona. I will always think of that goal whenever anybody mentions his name. Coming so close after the Falklands war, it was more than just a football game, especially to them. The game was really symbolic for both sides but us honest, fair Englishmen will always feel a sense of being beaten by a fucking cheating handball and that feeling will never go away. Yes, I saw his second goal but he should have been smashed off the ball before he reached the penalty area. RIP.

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Pep’s got his eye on him already. £40m minimums.

Mortimer/Whitehouse Gone Fishing Christmas special coming. Love 'em.