Offshore
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Magnificent
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thanks Matty, always a pleasure to read, especially after handing them their arse on a plate
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Don't know if I'm late to the party, but been watching Cuckoo on Netflix. Greg Davies, Helen Baxendale, bit bonkers but some real laugh out loud moments. Also White Lotus, glad we stuck with it & the second series is much better than the first, & that little Italian minx is some hottie
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On 10/02/2023 at 15:14, Marc505 said:
I like this bloke's work. Particularly this haunted soul getting the badge in here, looks like a Sunday afternoon to me this.
a little bit lucien freud
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1 hour ago, Winchester White said:
that 'paper's' not fit for wiping my arse on
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1 minute ago, Dr. Feelgood said:
After his gibbering bollox following last week's defeat to Brentford, a bizarre rambling interview midweek & more bullshit tonight after losing to 10 man Wolves, how much longer can Nathan Jones survive at rock bottom Southampton ?
until tomorrow morning. The fella doesn't help himself does he? He's got god on his side though........
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4 minutes ago, burnden said:
Fckn love it!! COYWM!!!!
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Michael Cain Tommy Lee Faye Dunaway
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4 hours ago, Spider said:
If Britain rejoined the EU tomorrow, which Brexit benefits would you miss the most?
What a great question.
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4 hours ago, DomRepWanderer said:
And with POTD can see a few Southern based fans topping that figure up
Unfortunately with a wedding anniversary, birthday and some horses that need running, (thank fuck after the last fortnight); this southern based wanderer will have to swerve it.
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As thick as fuckin' mince
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Just now, Leyther_Matt said:
You’re on the fence, then?
Kind of.
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29 minutes ago, Rizlar said:
Jerome would be a good signing experienced and a good hold up player for Dion.
He would be shite
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23 minutes ago, Leyther_Matt said:
And hopefully his physical presence would be enough of a distraction to give Charles a bit more space. Would be nice to see us bully some of these second row-sized centre halves for a change.
I would not want that useless fucker within 200 miles of our club. Give your fckn heads a shake and think of someone who would improve our club and not make it take two steps backwards.
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COYFWM!! Some shithousery all around, especially the ref and linesman. Great from Morley and Dempsey, new lad was very good imo. Another 3 points, bring on the next one..............
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Don't care who manages them as long as the shitehawks are relegated. #50yrstoolate
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1 hour ago, Cheese said:
Best thing about Sky Q is the remote control finder. You press the Sky Q button on the box, and the remote starts beeping until you've found it. Pity it's only the main box that has that feature though.
Well I never! Wandersways, a true font of knowledge.😊
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2 hours ago, Spider said:
Wait til you get me started on how you should correctly store your pans.
Please don't. We had a new kitchen about 3 years ago, all soft closing cupboards and drawers, except after about 2 weeks none of them closed because of pan handles sticking out, lids put in sideways on their edges, cups rammed in cupboards piled up like mini leaning towers of Pisa, boxes of stuff I don't even know what's in em, drawers you can't open because a rolling pin has been jammed in. We'll need another kitchen soon for the overspill.
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On 03/01/2023 at 13:42, Not in Crawley said:
Vikings Valhalla back on the 12th Jan.
Been watching a Vietnam doc over Xmas on sky as something else away from the festive specials. Music by Trent Reznor and Atticus whatshisname - brilliant programme. Some of the Sky docs are the best things around.
That's the Ken Burns one, originally on't Netflix. Best doc maker around today. He's also done the country music one on BBC4, really in depth stuff. (If you like your country music).
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just done 3 days. As mentioned on another thread, life's too short. Just opened a nice Barolo and a tin of stella. Abstinence is overated.
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whilst we're on about the world cup, would people be kind enough to check out my mates song on spotify or youtube, 'World cup for Christmas', by Liam Hodge and Caged Tigers. Trying to get it higher than any Cliff shite. It's a good tune.
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3 minutes ago, e2e4 said:
its not not beating france thats the worry.
if they do , you cannot be 100% sure theyd beat , say, switzerland afterwards.
do the hard stuff , fuck up the 'easy' bit.
the bellingham hype is a bit much too. they used to do it with sancho .
im a bit worried
you seem a glass half empty kinda guy...
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Quality that. Teams will be very apprehensive about playing us. France have a great attack, so do we. Rabiot won't be able to cope with our movement up front, but I worry Stones and Maguire will be the same with the French front line. Three clean sheets says a lot. Just waiting for lots of usual media bollox about Agincourt and Waterloo etc. We beat France, we win the world cup!
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12 minutes ago, Mounts Kipper said:
Of course they were, I fully expected it, that’s why I voted out and was happy for us to play the long game regardless of the problems that were highlighted before the vote, some folk have folded and some of us haven’t…. I never will and there are millions like me, it’s important to folk like me in the UK and millions of folk across the EU that we push back and don’t accept that cultist behaviour of the EU.
cultist behaviour of the EU!? Fuckin' hell.................
Joey Barton
in Behind The Stands
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Joey Barton was / is always a twat. Same as Ricky Gervais.