Rudy

I’ve got you one of those wraps that African ladies use to strap the sprog to your back stick with me kiddo

It’s a two taper but I’ll just charge you for one

For you pal, Nothing

Announced the sale

I catalogue all my tapes and tripadvisor review them

Would you say blue is more homosexual?

Blue or orange?

I’m a wanderer, I’m used to it. I’m looking forward to a pint of the black stuff, but at this rate I’ll drink a pint of anything, not fosters or carling mind, I have standards or WKD I’m not a woofter

Yeah but he’s a rarity. Zidane could do it all with both feet, some players are just freaks

That’s like saying a darts,snooker,tennis player can just as well with their other hand. In theory yeah they should, but they’re gonna spend the time perfecting their stronger side to make that brilliant.

I was saying to my mate how good would it be if he ballooned up didn’t train and still one timed AJ 😂

You’re giving me far too much credit

😂😂😂 you dick

I know we just call that a Tuesday

£100m purse would suggest you’re right with both points

I do a handstand

Splendid

Haha exactly She consented No I didnt Errr case dismissed It’s shit but so hard to prove

This might open a can of worms and for the records IMO all rapists should be thrown into a volcano. But you could get really drunk with a lass , neither of you consent, then the girl could argue she didn’t consent. I’ll speculate that’s there are loads of those cases and it’s very hard to prove either way. I hope that reads right

What about like that Tom Hanks film, they spoil him but then have to sacrifice him to the volcano Just without the spoiling bit

Stop it Ani

Shithouse 😁

One plot had a 30% bigger footprint than allowed. That’s ridiculous

Me and two of my mates lived in Morris green/ Deane and one day we walked from there to the mass up rivvy, down the back of it to blue lagoon, the back past the black dog and that Italian restaurant and back home, down smithills, lostock then ladybridge I bet we walked about 30miles.