Today I saw a lad who in college was the lad to go to if you wanted narcotics, dvds, knock off phones.
He used to always send videos from around the world. He ended up being expelled for showing Ken Bigley beheading.
He sent me a video of ‘necklacing’ in Nigeria.
They handcuffed some poor cunt, tyre around the neck, filled full of petrol and set alight.
He writhed around like an out of control hosepipe, screaming into the night, until the flames took his breath away and he died out like a Shit Catherine wheel.
Still funnier than Mrs Browns Boys.