Guest as Posted October 4, 2006 Share Posted October 4, 2006 Anyone watch that Russian Mail Order bride effort on Channel 4 last night? It's tempting, especially when you compare them to English women. They're better looking (most importantly) They cook & clean, with no bother They don't moan & moan about the smallest thing They don't have a chip on their shoulder 'I won't listen to any man!' Their lives don't revolve around soap operas One of them moved up to Lancashire, with this reaaaaally ugly bloke, she stayed for a short while & then left. He'd been supporting her financially, and she'd also been getting money off another fellow English sucker for ages as well Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweep Posted October 4, 2006 Share Posted October 4, 2006 I watched a bit of that programme, you could see when the Russian met the Lancashire bloke at the airport she wasn't too impressed. His daughter looked even less impressed. When she went to his house for the first time her face was a picture..............it was a right sh??thole, I bet she had a better standard of living in Minsk (or where ever she had originated from) Anyway, what was that website again, think I'll do a bit of window shopping today and see if I can get one on a "sale or return" basis Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spiderwebs Posted October 4, 2006 Share Posted October 4, 2006 Anyone watch that Russian Mail Order bride effort on Channel 4 last night? It's tempting, especially when you compare them to English women. They're better looking (most importantly) If you say so They cook & clean, with no bother = This is 2006. Why should women do all the cooking and cleaning? They don't moan & moan about the smallest thing = Sounds like a typical male to me! They don't have a chip on their shoulder 'I won't listen to any man!' Sounds good to me! Their lives don't revolve around soap operas My life doesn't revolve around soap opera's! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Traf Posted October 4, 2006 Share Posted October 4, 2006 The bloke across the street from me has got a mail order bride IMO. The evidence: he's about 45-50 and resembles Jon Pertwee, she's an Oriental in her early 20's and quite good-looking. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest as Posted October 4, 2006 Share Posted October 4, 2006 You've just confirmed my point, luv. English women = terrible attitude. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators Casino Posted October 4, 2006 Moderators Share Posted October 4, 2006 cook and clean with no bother is numero uno requirement along with keeping paws off the remote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smiffs Posted October 4, 2006 Share Posted October 4, 2006 and not talking to us, even small chit chat, when we're watching the discovery channel or sky sports. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweep Posted October 5, 2006 Share Posted October 5, 2006 and not talking to us, even small chit chat, when we're watching the discovery channel or sky sports. unless just to ask if we would like another beer Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jimmyjoojar Posted October 5, 2006 Share Posted October 5, 2006 Or asking if we'd like a quick ham shank! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweep Posted October 5, 2006 Share Posted October 5, 2006 Or asking if we'd like a quick ham shank! I wouldn't of thought they would need to ask that, they should just get on down and do it, if they do ask, then clout them for asking stupid questions Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
no balls Posted October 5, 2006 Share Posted October 5, 2006 Thanks lads. Reading this has been pure comedy for me and I'm sure a few other wimmin who frequent this site. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ani Posted October 5, 2006 Share Posted October 5, 2006 Thanks lads. Reading this has been pure comedy for me and I'm sure a few other wimmin who frequent this site. see quote above about not talking. same applies to posting on t'internet. ok love ?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweep Posted October 5, 2006 Share Posted October 5, 2006 Don't worry, she knows her place! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
no balls Posted October 5, 2006 Share Posted October 5, 2006 see quote above about not talking.same applies to posting on t'internet. ok love ?? I mustn't have read between the lins as I thought that was only during Sky Sports & Discovery channel programmes. Sorry. I'll get back to me ironing then! ??????????????????! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest as Posted October 5, 2006 Share Posted October 5, 2006 I mustn't have read between the lins as I thought that was only during Sky Sports & Discovery channel programmes. Sorry. I'll get back to me ironing then! ??????????????????! You were thinking again, dear. Try to leave the difficult stuff to the humans with furry balls, there's a good girl. PS Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bea Smith Posted October 5, 2006 Share Posted October 5, 2006 Yup, the russian bird was deffo not impressed with her prospective 'husband', my brothers mate is thinking of doing the same thing, but with a Thai. I can see the temptation- id love a husband who screws on demand, obeys my every whim, does all the menial tasks i hate and wont say boo to me, hey- id even expect him to keep his gob shut while i screwed around, after all- slaves dont have rights!! If both understand the 'rules' then leave em to it, but i dont believe anything in life is that simple. Cheaper than hiring a 24/7 cook/maid and prostitute though!! As for the women who do it- they have their own reasons, and i seriously doubt theyre not aware of what theyre getting themselves into. Besides- they get a quick work permit, get nationalised over here, get to send the blokes money back to her family, and then bring her family over too. Bingo!! As for all you blokes being 'sexist and old fashioned' etc- i know most of you get bullied at home so youre forgiven. the definition of 'wife' has changed very much over the last few decades. But im sure there are some women out there who are happy to live with a caveman. Some women like traditional men. However, most of us gals want to be 'equal partners', which hasnt caught on in Bolton yet, so i reckon 'mail order husbands' might catch on soon. Can i get a horny well hung bloke on a 30 day or your money back deal??? An Italian would do veeeerrrryyyyy nicely, thankyou!! Girls, if he's any good ill get his brothers sent over too- my windows could do with a clean and my muff needs some attention. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andybwfc Posted October 5, 2006 Share Posted October 5, 2006 My brother is engaged to a Russian girl! She was'nt mail order though! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
no balls Posted October 5, 2006 Share Posted October 5, 2006 Can i get a horny well hung bloke on a 30 day or your money back deal???An Italian would do veeeerrrryyyyy nicely, thankyou!! Girls, if he's any good ill get his brothers sent over too I'd like a German one please so could you make sure he's got family across Europe. I thank you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweep Posted October 5, 2006 Share Posted October 5, 2006 my windows could do with a clean and my muff needs some attention. Now that did make me laugh Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Traf Posted October 5, 2006 Share Posted October 5, 2006 Why not use your muff as a chamois? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweep Posted October 5, 2006 Share Posted October 5, 2006 Why not use your muff as a chamois? As long as you don't leave any streaks/smears................. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
no balls Posted October 5, 2006 Share Posted October 5, 2006 As long as you don't leave any streaks/smears................. Have you ever seen that film, 'sleeping with the enemy'? You're starting to scare me a little now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweep Posted October 5, 2006 Share Posted October 5, 2006 You're starting to scare me a little now.Be afraid, be very afraid...............I know where you live Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bea Smith Posted October 5, 2006 Share Posted October 5, 2006 Be afraid, be very afraid...............I know where you live if you have a cleaning OCD then please, by all means...come round to my house. Er...are you italian too?? back off NB i cybered him first!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweep Posted October 5, 2006 Share Posted October 5, 2006 Er...are you italian too?? I worked in Milan for 2 months back in 1999, and I quite like a bottle of Valpolicella, will that do Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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