Smiffs Posted January 12, 2009 Share Posted January 12, 2009 But blokes who like it up their shitter are OK. http://news.uk.msn.com/uk/article.aspx?cp-...mentid=12705463 http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk/7806780.stm Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Garrp Posted January 12, 2009 Share Posted January 12, 2009 Your ok then smiths Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smiffs Posted January 12, 2009 Author Share Posted January 12, 2009 As it stands I would probably have more chance of adopting if I took cock. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
no balls Posted January 12, 2009 Share Posted January 12, 2009 As it stands I would probably have more chance of adopting if I took cock. It's ok, you can be the 'plug', so you're not really a gayer. Job done! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spunky Posted January 12, 2009 Share Posted January 12, 2009 What if you are a fat fudgepacker? Are you buggered? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stevieb Posted January 12, 2009 Share Posted January 12, 2009 What if you are a fat fudgepacker?Are you buggered? Unlikely..gays probably have standards as well. BADUMTISH! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
little whitt Posted January 12, 2009 Share Posted January 12, 2009 As it stands I would probably have more chance of adopting if I took cock. SMILEY HAS JUST BEEN ACCEPTED Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter HomerJay Posted January 12, 2009 Site Supporter Share Posted January 12, 2009 What if you are a fat fudgepacker?Are you buggered? is that a trick question? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ghana White Posted January 12, 2009 Share Posted January 12, 2009 Here's me thinking this was going to be a reasoned discussion about the moral ethics of children being left in homes whilst reportedly honest people wanted to adopt them Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest bwfc devon Posted January 12, 2009 Share Posted January 12, 2009 Here's me thinking this was going to be a reasoned discussion about the moral ethics of children being left in homes whilst reportedly honest people wanted to adopt them I think your on the wrong site. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smiffs Posted January 12, 2009 Author Share Posted January 12, 2009 Here's me thinking this was going to be a reasoned discussion about the moral ethics of children being left in homes whilst reportedly honest people wanted to adopt them We normally need about 24 hours to get the smut out then it gets sensible. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SatanGreavsie Posted January 12, 2009 Share Posted January 12, 2009 "In a letter, the council told them his BMI must be below 40 before the couple could be considered as potential parents " BMI Baby ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smiley Posted January 13, 2009 Share Posted January 13, 2009 SMILEY HAS JUST BEEN ACCEPTED Old news pal. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Whites man Posted January 13, 2009 Share Posted January 13, 2009 Don't think either of them should be able to adopt to be honest. The gayers just adopt kids as a fashion thing and it is a well known fact that fat folk cannot wipe their own bottoms and just probably want the kids to do it for them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smiffs Posted January 13, 2009 Author Share Posted January 13, 2009 Don't think either of them should be able to adopt to be honest. The gayers just adopt kids as a fashion thing and it is a well known fact that fat folk cannot wipe their own bottoms and just probably want the kids to do it for them. I just drag my arse along the carpet like a dog itching its worm ridden ringpeice. Works a treat but the house stinks for a a while afterwards. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Whites man Posted January 13, 2009 Share Posted January 13, 2009 I just drag my arse along the carpet like a dog itching its worm ridden ringpeice. Works a treat but the house stinks for a a while afterwards. Hope you have laminate flooring. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Traf Posted January 13, 2009 Share Posted January 13, 2009 He has a cream carpet with a brown stripe. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smiffs Posted January 13, 2009 Author Share Posted January 13, 2009 Hope you have laminate flooring. I'd have to slide about 75 yards to get the clingons off, and the hallway isnt that big. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Traf Posted January 13, 2009 Share Posted January 13, 2009 He has a cream carpet with a brown stripe. And then he started showing off: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ani Posted January 13, 2009 Share Posted January 13, 2009 (edited) fat people are good parents, i have made our lasses kids behave if they do not i have said i will eat the little loves. Edited January 13, 2009 by Ani Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chief wiggum Posted January 13, 2009 Share Posted January 13, 2009 fat people are good parents, i have made our lasses kids behave if they do not i have said i will eat the little loves. 'Our lass'? Feck me, you live in Leeds, not Ilkely Moor bah't 'at! Ani, you are going native mate, you must resist. Next it will be bread cakes and calling men 'love'. And pie and peas with pork pie, the dirty b@stards! And pronouncing Bradford 'Bratford' and Pudsey 'Putsey'. Stop it at once! Spookily, 'our lass' can refer to one's wife or sister in Yorkshire, which probably tells you all you need to know. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackleywhite Posted January 13, 2009 Share Posted January 13, 2009 'Our lass'? Feck me, you live in Leeds, not Ilkely Moor bah't 'at! Ani, you are going native mate, you must resist. Next it will be bread cakes and calling men 'love'. And pie and peas with pork pie, the dirty b@stards! And pronouncing Bradford 'Bratford' and Pudsey 'Putsey'. Stop it at once! Spookily, 'our lass' can refer to one's wife or sister in Yorkshire, which probably tells you all you need to know. With mint sauce. Pie and peas with mint sauce. The backwards twatsticks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chief wiggum Posted January 13, 2009 Share Posted January 13, 2009 With mint sauce.Pie and peas with mint sauce. The backwards twatsticks. Oh fecking yes, I'd forgotten about the mint sauce. Savages. And they have no knowledge of the Steak Pudding. And they eat haslet. Look it up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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