Garrp Posted September 10, 2009 Share Posted September 10, 2009 What is the fucking point in it? Bought something on Monday with next day delivery. Fair enough was to late to get here on Tuesday, but fine for Wednesday. Its now Thursday and still not arrived. So you use the tracker code on the website and it tells you... 08/09/2009 00:00:00 WEB CUSTOMER The parcel data has been received 08/09/2009 22:42:00 DROITWICH The parcel has been sorted at our hub 09/09/2009 05:26:00 ROCHDALE DEPOT The parcel has been received into depot 09/09/2009 09:29:00 ROCHDALE DEPOT The parcel is at the incorrect Depot (for delivery) 09/09/2009 16:32:00 ROCHDALE DEPOT The parcel has been despatched from depot 10/09/2009 09:53:00 DROITWICH The parcel has been sorted at our hub Well what fucking help is that? you have just made me more pissed off, get my parcel here you useless cunts. This is one of 3 things I bought on Monday(3 different items, on 3 different sites, all with next day delivery) not one of said items have arrived. what a waste of cunting time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Garrp Posted September 10, 2009 Author Share Posted September 10, 2009 Hang on a minute it was at the wrong depot in Rochdale, so they have taken it to Droitwich in Worcestershire? Do the useless cunts know where Manchester is. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kent_white Posted September 10, 2009 Share Posted September 10, 2009 08/09/2009 00:00:00 WEB CUSTOMER The parcel data has been received 08/09/2009 22:42:00 DROITWICH The parcel has been banged around at our hub. Stan pissed from dinner loaded onto van. 09/09/2009 05:26:00 ROCHDALE DEPOT The parcel has been received into depot, dropped, picked back up and dusted off. 09/09/2009 09:29:00 ROCHDALE DEPOT The parcel is here. Lads all want to get off early (for England game) 09/09/2009 16:32:00 ROCHDALE DEPOT The parcel sent back whence it came. 10/09/2009 09:53:00 DROITWICH The parcel has been sorted at our hub by Stan who's pissed from dinner. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Garrp Posted September 10, 2009 Author Share Posted September 10, 2009 Now half an hour on hold at ?25 a minute waiting to speak to some chimpanzee to tell me I will have it before Christmas. you useless fucking cunts. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Garrp Posted September 10, 2009 Author Share Posted September 10, 2009 oh great just what I wanted got through to some scouse twat "write to us for a refund on your next day delivery" I dont want a refund, I want my parcel deliverd yesterday, which mongalong has sent it to droitwich "thats not actually a depot, thats a sorting office" I don't care what it is, when am I going to receive my parcel as im leaving the country tomorrow "you should have it by monday" You lazy, useless fucking batards. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter Spider Posted September 10, 2009 Site Supporter Share Posted September 10, 2009 Say your name is Osama and the timer runs out tomorrow at noon. It'll show up quick enough then. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
QFPants Posted September 10, 2009 Share Posted September 10, 2009 What is the fucking point in it? Bought something on Monday with next day delivery. Fair enough was to late to get here on Tuesday, but fine for Wednesday. Its now Thursday and still not arrived. So you use the tracker code on the website and it tells you... Well what fucking help is that? you have just made me more pissed off, get my parcel here you useless cunts. This is one of 3 things I bought on Monday(3 different items, on 3 different sites, all with next day delivery) not one of said items have arrived. what a waste of cunting time. Home Delivery Network right? An absolute shower, I'm in a similar situation: 08/09/2009 00:00:00 WEB CUSTOMER The parcel data has been received 08/09/2009 23:39:00 DROITWICH The parcel has been sorted at our hub 09/09/2009 04:50:00 BLACKBURN DEPOT The parcel has been received into depot This is for something I ordered Sunday morning. Almost had my faith restored when I saw it was at Blackburn depot at 5am yesterday morning; I think taking (at least) 3 days to get from Blackburn to Egerton is a bit excessive but they are the experts Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Garrp Posted September 10, 2009 Author Share Posted September 10, 2009 Home Delivery Network right? An absolute shower, I'm in a similar situation: 08/09/2009 00:00:00 WEB CUSTOMER The parcel data has been received 08/09/2009 23:39:00 DROITWICH The parcel has been sorted at our hub 09/09/2009 04:50:00 BLACKBURN DEPOT The parcel has been received into depot This is for something I ordered Sunday morning. Almost had my faith restored when I saw it was at Blackburn depot at 5am yesterday morning; I think taking (at least) 3 days to get from Blackburn to Egerton is a bit excessive but they are the experts thats the useless cunts So it wont be here tomorrow either then? brilliant, il have to pay to get it sent to fucking Guernsey now I hope they go fucking bust Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Garrp Posted September 10, 2009 Author Share Posted September 10, 2009 HDNL: Delivering pay parityAll's fair at the Home Delivery Network thanks to Unite Unite members at the Home Delivery Network (HDNL) have been celebrating an equal rights' windfall thanks to the union's actions. Under a settlement agreed between the employer and Unite, members have received payouts ranging from ?100 to ?10,000 following a claim that workers doing the same job should be paid the same rate. Some 240 members, managerial staff employed across the country, benefited after the company caved in to the pay parity claim and agreed to an out of court settlement last July. Mel Palmer, lead official at HDNL, explained: "This all started about a year ago when we raised a test case over pay. "HDNL was formed in 2005 following the merger of the Reality Group and Business Express (part of the Littlewoods group). The company employs around 3,500 drivers operating out of some 52 depots, but Unite also represents managers. "The 90 delivery team managers were doing the same job but were on different salaries. "We knew we had to challenge this. That's why we took forward our case and fortunately with the strong backing of our members the company saw sense. "The result saw all 90 managers on the same basic salary, with the deal backdated to the original merger date of May 2005. This also led to a job evaluation process and in July 2008 the base salary was again increased to ?25,100. This job evaluation process resulted in salary increases for the 240 first line managers." In total, the company has had to shell out about ?200,000 to meet the claims. Ian Callaghan from the Oldbury depot said: "The pay parity win has meant a substantial amount of back pay for me and me family." Union rep Carl Haughton agreed: "Unite has done the members proud by not giving in to HDNL in inequality of pay, and making sure that everyone is treated fairly." And Unite is not stopping there. Continued Mel: "The win has given a real boost to the union and we've contacted all people that have benefited and used that to build our membership further. Standing outside Unite's Birmingham office, with many of the members that have benefited from the win, a smiling Mel concluded: "This major success shows the difference Unite makes in the workplace. "Our recruitment campaign continues and our next aim is to make sure we have a rep at every service site, this is just the start of things to come." Article form here - http://www.tgwu.org.uk/Templates/Internal.asp?NodeID=94657 What a fucking suprise the boneidle twats get some work done you lazy bastards Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Garrp Posted September 10, 2009 Author Share Posted September 10, 2009 http://www.mrdaz.com/home-delivery-network...-over-the-gate/ boat load of complaints here il not be buying from Republic and Amazon again Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bigtoe Posted September 10, 2009 Share Posted September 10, 2009 What they usually do is just leave it on your doorstep and bugger off I've had to report parcel as not received several times now Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Garrp Posted September 10, 2009 Author Share Posted September 10, 2009 This gets even better sister has just got in, so she hears me effing and jeffing on the phone to them she shouts"I bet your on the phone to HDNL" tells me its the same every single time then she shout they are here. so I goes to the door and see a HDNL van driving off from another house. absolute useless cunts. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gonk Posted September 10, 2009 Share Posted September 10, 2009 This gets even better sister has just got in, so she hears me effing and jeffing on the phone to them she shouts"I bet your on the phone to HDNL" tells me its the same every single time then she shout they are here. so I goes to the door and see a HDNL van driving off from another house. absolute useless cunts. HBAHT? On a more serious note, play f?ck with Amazon to get anither sent out direct. The more shit they get the more chance of HDNL either having to pull their finger out or lose a contract.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators Casino Posted September 10, 2009 Moderators Share Posted September 10, 2009 ask widders what he would do Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweep Posted September 10, 2009 Share Posted September 10, 2009 What they usually do is just leave it on your doorstep and bugger off I've had to report parcel as not received several times now had to do that with my last two orders from Amazon............ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter Spider Posted September 10, 2009 Site Supporter Share Posted September 10, 2009 ask widders what he would do Almost inevitably it involves feaces, jiffy bags and a promise of hours of mental anguish. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Traf Posted September 10, 2009 Share Posted September 10, 2009 had to do that with my last two orders from Amazon............ And put the two you didn't receive on eBay? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bigtoe Posted September 10, 2009 Share Posted September 10, 2009 And put the two you didn't receive on eBay? I took my second deliveries back to Marks and said sorry these are no good, can i have a refund? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lennie Posted September 10, 2009 Share Posted September 10, 2009 I was supposed to have a parcel delivered on Tuesday by Interlink. While at work I got an email saying it had been delivered and signed for. I was wondering how this had happened as there shouldn't have been anybody in my house. I telephoned them and they said somebody called Jones signed for it. I told them that wasn't my name and they should know that. They couldn't explain why they let somebody with a different name than on the parcel sign for it and they couldn't tell me what address they had delivered it to. None of my neighbours are called Jones. They did admit they had the correct address on their system. They are still looking for my parcel. Useless cnuts its only fooking coming from Bury. I could have walked there, collected it and walked home by now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Underpants Posted September 10, 2009 Share Posted September 10, 2009 Hang on a minute it was at the wrong depot in Rochdale, so they have taken it to Droitwich in Worcestershire? Do the useless cunts know where Manchester is. Thats nowt. I often get stuff for Motherwell on my ship when infact I'm actually sailing in Manchester. The sooner someone invents a Star Trek Transporter type thing the better. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators Carlos Posted September 10, 2009 Moderators Share Posted September 10, 2009 Thats nowt. I often get stuff for Motherwell on my ship when infact I'm actually sailing in Manchester. The sooner someone invents a Star Trek Transporter type thing the better. I've only ever had one parcel fail to arrive at work, it's city centre Manc and easy to find. That was a laptop. Coincidence or Parcel Force robbing cunts? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
superbobby Posted September 11, 2009 Share Posted September 11, 2009 The worst, most useless excuse for a delivery company that I've had to deal with is City Link. The first time they tried the wrong address, even though the mother in law asked the driver if it was due for her house. The second time they lost a kingsize 18" thick memory foam mattress!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweep Posted September 11, 2009 Share Posted September 11, 2009 The worst, most useless excuse for a delivery company that I've had to deal with is City Link. We use City Link at work, and when they get things wrong, they really do get things wrong. About six months ago, they managed to lose a pallet of goods that weighed in at over 200kg, it's still never turned up to this day.............set of useless nobbers! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
no balls Posted September 11, 2009 Share Posted September 11, 2009 Royal mail are as poo! I wanted to make a claim on a parcel I haven't received. They have told me not to bother yet as there's a massive backlog at Leeds depot & it'll probably turn up. Thanks, lads for that! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Garrp Posted September 11, 2009 Author Share Posted September 11, 2009 It gets even better. Told them last night im going to Wolverhampton races (tonight) then flying back to guernsey, so I need it today. They said it would be deleivered after 6 I said would it be possible to make an exception as i was flying back to Guernsey, I said anytime before 3, but I have to leave at 3 to get to Wolverhampton She said its out with the driver and will ring. Come 11:30 this morning still no call so I ring and she says the driver is so busy and Worsley is his last round, so its going to be 6 Again i asked her to try again with the driver or let me ring him she rang him and calls me back "the driver said he would love to help, and if he wasnt to far away he would be gladly help, but hes on the other side of manchester" fair enough I thought, So i told her id drive to other side of manchester and meet him wherever he wants, just get me a postcode and his telephone number for any problems she rings back, he wont give out his number, but he will meet you on Garrett lane at 1pm, but he doesnt have a postcode. anyway i sets off down the east lancs pissing about with sat nav trying to find it in centre of manchester basically cant find it, so as im driving manc still, get my mate on the case on the internet at home. 10 mins later after im in manc, he tells me it has to be the one in Astley, so I tells him nom, Astley is literally 2 minutes from my house, hes far away. mate convinces me as its the one with a school he said close by. so i fuck off back to Astley (literally 2 minutes drive from my house, no exageration, its less then an mile and a half) gets there for one and waits and waits and waits 20 minutes later and hes not gone I ring them up again, no answer fcuk it, had enough, im going home, need to get sorted for the races. driving to the east lancs and parked outside a fucking chippy feeding his fat fucking lazy workshy gob is fat bastard home delivery wanker. so I gets out and asks if he has a parcel for me. told him worlsey is a minutes away and hes a fat cunt took his reg massive complaint coming useless workshy fucking prick Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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