Big E Posted January 10, 2012 Share Posted January 10, 2012 How the fuck do you get creases out of the shirt that has been on the maiden for a week and a half? Need some national service Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
birch-chorley Posted January 10, 2012 Share Posted January 10, 2012 I am shit at Ironing and may not be the best person to give advice but is that not what the squirty button is for to dampen the shirt down abit and help shift the creases? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gonzo Posted January 10, 2012 Share Posted January 10, 2012 buy a new one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
marple whites Posted January 10, 2012 Share Posted January 10, 2012 Put it back in the washer and start again !! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jules_darby Posted January 10, 2012 Share Posted January 10, 2012 Hang in the bathroom while you have a hot shower Some creases will drop out Iron the rest out whilst it's moist Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
no balls Posted January 10, 2012 Share Posted January 10, 2012 Pay someone. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gonzo Posted January 10, 2012 Share Posted January 10, 2012 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
little whitt Posted January 10, 2012 Share Posted January 10, 2012 Hang in the bathroom while you have a hot shower Some creases will drop out Iron the rest out whilst it's moist tride that with my suit and droped the fucker in the bath Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter superjohnmcginlay Posted January 10, 2012 Site Supporter Share Posted January 10, 2012 (edited) tride that with my suit and droped the fucker in the bath brilliant Edited January 10, 2012 by superjohnmcginlay Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smiffs Posted January 10, 2012 Share Posted January 10, 2012 Put it back in the washer and start again !! Is the right answer Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smiffs Posted January 10, 2012 Share Posted January 10, 2012 tride that with my suit and droped the fucker in the bath You could have hung yours over the fucking kettle Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Walkden26 Posted January 10, 2012 Share Posted January 10, 2012 How the fuck do you get creases out of the shirt that has been on the maiden for a week and a half? Need some national service Put a hard back book on either side and sit on it for an hour (or use a weight). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
no balls Posted January 10, 2012 Share Posted January 10, 2012 Put a hard back book on either side and sit on it for an hour (or use a weight). Are you calling E, fat? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L/H White Posted January 10, 2012 Share Posted January 10, 2012 You need find yourself a Woman mate, they enjoy it, Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big E Posted January 10, 2012 Author Share Posted January 10, 2012 You need find yourself a Woman mate, they enjoy it, Am trying. The current one works such long hours tho meaning it is impossible. Plus she lives in Germany Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cureforsanity Posted January 11, 2012 Share Posted January 11, 2012 Am trying. The current one works such long hours tho meaning it is impossible. Plus she lives in Germany And she's not tall enough to reach an ironing board. Just iron the bits you can see. I can iron socks,hankies and towels.In fact, most things that don't need ironing because that's womens work unless you're of a military persuasion like my old fella who will iron you if you stand still long enough with creases you could cut yourself on..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted January 11, 2012 Share Posted January 11, 2012 Hang in the bathroom while you have a hot shower Some creases will drop out Iron the rest out whilst it's moist That's it. Make it moist with summat Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Breightmet Boy Posted January 11, 2012 Share Posted January 11, 2012 Putting them in the dryer for ten mins then iron. That's what the ex did with her nurses uniform the lazy cow Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tarian1979 Posted January 11, 2012 Share Posted January 11, 2012 I fucking hate ironing, so thankfully the missus does it all. Dont mind (well can tolerate) washing pots, washing clothes, cleaning bathroom but ironing a no no Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Walkden26 Posted January 11, 2012 Share Posted January 11, 2012 Are you calling E, fat? Would never call Iain fat And she's not tall enough to reach an ironing board. Just iron the bits you can see. I can iron socks,hankies and towels.In fact, most things that don't need ironing because that's womens work unless you're of a military persuasion like my old fella who will iron you if you stand still long enough with creases you could cut yourself on..... I didn't think you owned an iron at the state of you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jules_darby Posted January 11, 2012 Share Posted January 11, 2012 I fucking hate ironing, so thankfully the missus does it all. Dont mind (well can tolerate) washing pots, washing clothes, cleaning bathroom but ironing a no no I am the exact opposite; I iron all of our stuff but I hate cleaning the bathroom, dusting etc - she does all that Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big City Girl Posted January 11, 2012 Share Posted January 11, 2012 Spray it with water, then put your iron on really hot (assuming it's cotton?) and use your steam button! In future, make sure it's smoothed out as flat as possible when you put it on the maiden. I actually enjoy ironing, I find it therapeutic. As long as I've got something decent to watch on the box. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Frandsen08 Posted January 11, 2012 Share Posted January 11, 2012 Spray it with water, then put your iron on really hot (assuming it's cotton?) and use your steam button! In future, make sure it's smoothed out as flat as possible when you put it on the maiden. I actually enjoy ironing, I find it therapeutic. As long as I've got something decent to watch on the box. think you just found yourself a lady friend E Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gonk Posted January 11, 2012 Share Posted January 11, 2012 get in touch with this mon: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1377170/M1-open-time-Easter-man-does-ironing-motorway.html Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big E Posted January 11, 2012 Author Share Posted January 11, 2012 Spray it with water, then put your iron on really hot (assuming it's cotton?) and use your steam button! In future, make sure it's smoothed out as flat as possible when you put it on the maiden. I actually enjoy ironing, I find it therapeutic. As long as I've got something decent to watch on the box. i can fly you out once a week Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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