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Wanderers Ways. Neil Thompson 1961-2021

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Thorpey

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Look "spleening" up

 

If she knows what that is. Lock your doors.

 

I'm not asking;

 

Spleening

To penetrate the female vagina or rectum (or the male rectum) deeply with the penis.

 

i.e. penertrating so deeply as to touch the spleen)

I gave her/him a good spleening

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This site is full of notrights

 

I love it

 

a random fact with me is i once slept with a bird who would only let me do her up the wrongun because she said she didn't love me... she only had proper sex with people she loved

 

beat that on Jeremy Kyle!!

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I've just dropped myself right in it. I was trying to make head or tail of Thorpys story as which bird did the crying rape to the other being a zombie murderer and the girl I showed has the same symptoms and is on tablets for life for it. She's very bemused with my description of the lodgers condition, but I didn't know ffs.

 

By the way, I'd want her out quick smartish before she gets comfy, too comfy :)

 

 

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