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Travellers On Focus Car Park


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Don't say this towns got two lots now, I heard they were down Watersmeeting Place :(

 

Classic pincer movement - I'd wager they're eyeing up Tonge Moor as we speak, they can regroup at Camp Thieving Bastardion (near the Arches, Folds Road).

 

On a related note I was channel flicking last night/this morning and noticed a 'film' on Television X called 'Big Fat Pikey Porno' or something like that, surely, by the time they've got those big dresses off, it's time to get ready for work?

 

Some of the fuckers were around here (G/L) up to no good yesterday - I was on my way out to the gym and noticed them eyeing up the houses. I gave them the evil eye then enquired if I could help them, "Would you like your gutters cleaning?"

Didn't even have a fucking ladder with them...

 

I've been checking all the garden walls in the vicinity for chalkmarked gyppo hieroglyphs since...

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The romance of the open road eh?

I didn't think they'd gone far, we've had 'rag-bone' shouters around three times in a week - one time the lazy twats had a pre-recorded shout played over a tannoy, like canvassers during election periods...

 

Do they actually collect scrap or is it just a ruse to suss out houses to rob? They were shouting that they'd take stuff I thought was relatively worthless (tellies, old fridges/freezers).

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The romance of the open road eh?

I didn't think they'd gone far, we've had 'rag-bone' shouters around three times in a week - one time the lazy twats had a pre-recorded shout played over a tannoy, like canvassers during election periods...

 

Do they actually collect scrap or is it just a ruse to suss out houses to rob? They were shouting that they'd take stuff I thought was relatively worthless (tellies, old fridges/freezers).

 

fridges being worth about 5-15 quid pending how well you strip them down, and tellys being worth between 5-10 pending the same...

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Seems they have moved to a Euro car park now. Euro car parks have said they would look to fine them for not buying a ticket, but it would be impossible to uphold the fines because they can?t chase the travellers up at a permanent address.

 

Serious question, how do they register their vehicles and driving licences? I know it's an offence with a fine up to ?1k for having an incorrect address on your driving licence.

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pikey cunts are on the office carpark on the way down to the valley, they are putting up metal fences now around the cinema carpark, I swear i will put a molotov cocktail through one

 

Saw them last Friday, can't believe they haven't been moved on yet. Filthy scummy breed!!

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Luckily they've not made it over this way yet. I hope it isn't just a matter of time.

 

I did hear once that when there's a shitload of them appearing they are usually attending a wedding nearby.

 

Normal folk book in a hotel.

 

Wankers.

 

 

Can't imagine the bride being in white

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Can't imagine the bride being in white

 

Apparently they're quite 'victorian' in their attitude to (girls) sex within wedlock etc. The womenfolk are also forbidden from getting pissed - according to a girl I know who catered for one of their weddings.

 

Edit: Fastest fingered again!

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Seems they have moved to a Euro car park now. Euro car parks have said they would look to fine them for not buying a ticket, but it would be impossible to uphold the fines because they can?t chase the travellers up at a permanent address.

 

Serious question, how do they register their vehicles and driving licences? I know it's an offence with a fine up to ?1k for having an incorrect address on your driving licence.

They're just leaving the Euro car park as I type......its chaos out there....wonder where they will pitch up next

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They will be, as they'll only have been "grabbed". If they've been dabbled with they're dirty and will be cast out from the family. All part of their lovely quaint traditions.

 

Pleased to know that I know nowt about Gypsies

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