Widnes Two Hats Posted February 11, 2012 Share Posted February 11, 2012 Violets are blue I've got a chocolate starfish That smells of poo Right, I have to send a valantines card to somebody I know Nothing romantic, just fun I need verses that are funny Can I have some please Ta Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter barryk32 Posted February 11, 2012 Site Supporter Share Posted February 11, 2012 Violets are blue Roses are red Hows about giving us A bit of head Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
freds dad Posted February 11, 2012 Share Posted February 11, 2012 Roses are red Violets are blue Do you swallow ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
no balls Posted February 11, 2012 Share Posted February 11, 2012 Widnes, will you send me one, please. I never get any Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smiffs Posted February 11, 2012 Share Posted February 11, 2012 Roses are red Violets are blue I've got a knife Now get in the van Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Widnes Two Hats Posted February 11, 2012 Author Share Posted February 11, 2012 Awww PM me your address and I'll send you one Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Widnes Two Hats Posted February 11, 2012 Author Share Posted February 11, 2012 Roses are red Violets are blue I've got a knife Now get in the van Now that's the type I want Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
frank_spencer Posted February 11, 2012 Share Posted February 11, 2012 Roses are gay, Violets are gayer, fuck this poem, and listen to Slayer Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
no balls Posted February 11, 2012 Share Posted February 11, 2012 Awww PM me your address and I'll send you one awwww, thank you Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stevieb Posted February 11, 2012 Share Posted February 11, 2012 My 1st one to my now fiance... Roses are red Violets are blue I like 2 sugars Now make me a brew If you Google tesco value Valentines card it was written on that. Start as you mean to go on! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thorpey Posted February 11, 2012 Share Posted February 11, 2012 Roses are red Violets are blue I am mad As so am I Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Soft Posted February 11, 2012 Share Posted February 11, 2012 Roses are red, Violets are twisted. Bend over love, You're about to get fisted Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter Spider Posted February 11, 2012 Site Supporter Share Posted February 11, 2012 Roses are shit Violets are shit Let me push your breakfast back in And I'll buy you 20 Lamberts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Traf Posted February 11, 2012 Share Posted February 11, 2012 (edited) Roses make me laugh, Violets make me titter, You're a dirty bitch, And you love it up the shitter. Edited February 11, 2012 by Traf Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bigtoe Posted February 11, 2012 Share Posted February 11, 2012 This is a poem sent with love Because I'd like to sniff your hairy muff Its a little love rhyme To get in your fanny Although if Im honest I'd prefer an old tranny Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Danny G Posted February 11, 2012 Share Posted February 11, 2012 When Roses are Red They are ready for plucking When Girls are Sixteen They are ready for fucking Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Danny G Posted February 11, 2012 Share Posted February 11, 2012 Mary had a smelly Minge With pubes as dark as charcoal so most the men go round the back and stick it up her arsehole. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter MickyD Posted February 11, 2012 Site Supporter Share Posted February 11, 2012 To my dear valentine, how lovely that parts of my body rhyme with parts of your body. It makes poetry so much easier It means, my little cupcake, that I can poetically say get your lips round my pips, your gums round my plums our your kisser round my pisser. Get your pout round my spout, your hands round my glans or your tongue round my dong. Please be my valentine. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L/H White Posted February 11, 2012 Share Posted February 11, 2012 roses are red, violets are blue, open your mouth and in it i'll poo. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter Tonge moor green jacket Posted February 11, 2012 Site Supporter Share Posted February 11, 2012 I know that now, she was the one, As soon as I has kissed her. Alas, not you, my dearest love, T'was a quick one with your sister! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
little whitt Posted February 11, 2012 Share Posted February 11, 2012 Roses are Red Violets are Blue Piss is Yellow and i love that two Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest bwfcdan Posted February 11, 2012 Share Posted February 11, 2012 Roses are red Violets a blue I'm HIV positive And now so are you x Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Electric Gretar Posted February 11, 2012 Share Posted February 11, 2012 Don't be so shy Don't be a hermit I know who will fuck you If you pretend you are kermit Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Electric Gretar Posted February 11, 2012 Share Posted February 11, 2012 I fuckin hate Wiggin I fuckin hate Bury Suck my cock N i'll buy you a curry Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Traf Posted February 11, 2012 Share Posted February 11, 2012 Roses are red, Violets are blue, but I can't stand your belching, when you've just finished felching. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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