no balls Posted February 16, 2012 Share Posted February 16, 2012 That food standard rating is pretty worrying. It looks close to being shut down its that bad. Is this stuck on the front door/window? You wouldn't go in after seeing that, would you, surely not? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators Carlos Posted February 16, 2012 Moderators Share Posted February 16, 2012 Look on the bright side, it's 1 higher than India Gate. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bigtoe Posted February 16, 2012 Share Posted February 16, 2012 What doesnt kill you makes you stronger Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Frandsen08 Posted February 16, 2012 Share Posted February 16, 2012 What doesnt kill you makes you stronger Thats debatable. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tylswhite Posted February 16, 2012 Share Posted February 16, 2012 Is this stuck on the front door/window? You wouldn't go in after seeing that, would you, surely not? I know i couldnt. My stomach would be fucking screaming dont do it! and i would be thinking allsorts! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
no balls Posted February 16, 2012 Share Posted February 16, 2012 (edited) What doesnt kill you makes you stronger Thats debatable. Especially when the bloke who coined the phrase lived a life of pain which did, eventually kill him. Anyhow, who else has spent far too long on that ratings website, saying , errr, dirty gets, or ooh, that place is clean, to yourself Edited February 16, 2012 by no balls Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boothy Posted February 16, 2012 Share Posted February 16, 2012 Which India Gate? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Frandsen08 Posted February 16, 2012 Share Posted February 16, 2012 Especially when the bloke who coined the phrase lived a life of pain which did, eventually kill him. Anyhow, who else has spent far too long on that ratings website, saying , errr, dirty gets, or ooh, that place is clean, to yourself I'd like to know the breakdown of the scoring, there is no excuse for 0,1 that would suggest being absolutely filthy a 2 rating I'd put that down to being lazy! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators Carlos Posted February 16, 2012 Moderators Share Posted February 16, 2012 0 has to be rat shit on the work surfaces and staff rubbing their bellends on food 1 is a pebbledashed shitter next to the kitchen with no hand washing facilities, cockroaches in every corner and a fridge like something out of the Young Ones Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Frandsen08 Posted February 16, 2012 Share Posted February 16, 2012 0 has to be rat shit on the work surfaces and staff rubbing their bellends on food 1 is a pebbledashed shitter next to the kitchen with no hand washing facilities, cockroaches in every corner and a fridge like something out of the Young Ones :: yet it doesn't bother people Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bigtoe Posted February 16, 2012 Share Posted February 16, 2012 I bet a few on here have had dirtier things in there mouths than a chicken jalfrezi Anyhow, I have the original report from India Gates audit. Just request it under the freedom of information act. It was all around food segregation/storage, staff cleaning facilities, food diaries, general maintenance. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
no balls Posted February 16, 2012 Share Posted February 16, 2012 I bet a few on here have had dirtier things in there mouths than a chicken jalfrezi Anyhow, I have the original report from India Gates audit. Just request it under the freedom of information act. It was all around food segregation/storage, staff cleaning facilities, food diaries, general maintenance. So just the basic hygiene then? I bet you have to use a bidet! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bigtoe Posted February 16, 2012 Share Posted February 16, 2012 Yep, I knocked it on the head when I read it. Its now a 4, and they deny all knowledge it ever happened Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tylswhite Posted February 16, 2012 Share Posted February 16, 2012 Especially when the bloke who coined the phrase lived a life of pain which did, eventually kill him. Anyhow, who else has spent far too long on that ratings website, saying , errr, dirty gets, or ooh, that place is clean, to yourself Me! I think ive got a form of OCD with this now. Ive looked at nearly every place ive ever been to in the north west. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DazBob Posted February 16, 2012 Share Posted February 16, 2012 Don't know why, but I've never been one to be overly fussed about stuff like this. I've eaten at plenty of places where others have pulled their faces at. In fact, I don't think I've EVER had food poisoning in my life. I've been to Egypt 4 times and and suffered from nothing more than slightly mushy stools. The ex-missus mind you had to only look at an Egyptian ice cube and she'd be on the shitter for the entire holiday. I must have iron guts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nowack Posted February 16, 2012 Share Posted February 16, 2012 What was the club called back in the 80/90s where this place is now? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jeep Posted February 16, 2012 Share Posted February 16, 2012 Scandals Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators Casino Posted February 16, 2012 Moderators Share Posted February 16, 2012 20 of us went to the holiday village in turkey a couple of years back everybody had trots i had a couple of days on my return when i didn't dare be more than a shuffle from the bog but we got every last penny back from the holiday a fair swap Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Youri McAnespie Posted February 16, 2012 Share Posted February 16, 2012 To know the 'real' standards in indian takeaways conduct the following test... A. Go in wearing a white coat and a fake beard and talking in a high-pitched voice - say you represent Andrex toilet tissue and they've been selected to recieve a years supply of toilet roll for only ?30. B. Get someone in cahoots with you to come in just after you, wearing a white coat and fake moustache and talking in a gruff voice - they claim represent the Acme water jug company and they've been selected to recieve a years supply of water jugs for only ?30. An accurate evaluation of their hygiene standards can be attained by noting which offer they plump for. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jeep Posted February 16, 2012 Share Posted February 16, 2012 Or was it Mr D's? I know way back when Bolty was in short pants it was the Painters Arms.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Colonel Mustard Posted February 16, 2012 Share Posted February 16, 2012 It was Mr D's, and then the Academy after that I think (a haven for underage drinking). Anyway, I've been a few times now to Achari (mates birthday parties have been held there etc) and I've always been disappointed by the grub, and the place itself. But know mates who really like it. It teks allsorts 'n' all that... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DazBob Posted February 16, 2012 Share Posted February 16, 2012 Wasn't Mr D's a nightclub for the gays? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nowack Posted February 16, 2012 Share Posted February 16, 2012 Wasn't Mr D's a nightclub for the gays? That may be why my dad suggested I not bother going in. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andydee Posted February 16, 2012 Share Posted February 16, 2012 Late 80's it was Scandals. Called in on lad's night out on a Tuesday a few times when we got bored of the Tavern and Pigeons. A stripper asked one of the lads to undo her basque then poured a load of baby powder over him. Ended up back at the local after time with him washing his hair umpteen times and trying to get it out of his shirt. Never went in when it was Mr D's! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DazBob Posted February 16, 2012 Share Posted February 16, 2012 Ended up back at the local after time with him, washing his hair umpteen times and trying to get it out of his shirt. You're a proper mate then. Good on ya. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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