no balls Posted March 14, 2012 Share Posted March 14, 2012 (edited) Well I've just been told the hair dryer needs fixing, so I'll fetch this pound of rib eye round to yours shall I? And the steak. You must think me daft. You'll be off with my diffuser attachment the minute I turn my back to crank the George Foreman up! Tsk! Edited March 14, 2012 by no balls Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter Spider Posted March 14, 2012 Site Supporter Share Posted March 14, 2012 You must think me daft. You'll be off with my diffuser attachment the minute I turn my back to crank the George Foreman up! Tsk! Well if you change your mind, I'll be stood at the bottom of dry field lane in my denim shorts with a bag of dripping meat, howling at the moon. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
no balls Posted March 14, 2012 Share Posted March 14, 2012 Well if you change your mind, I'll be stood at the bottom of dry field lane in my denim shorts with a bag of dripping meat, howling at the moon. I'm off out soon so I'll wave. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan.m Posted March 14, 2012 Share Posted March 14, 2012 It's been going for YEARS. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter Spider Posted March 14, 2012 Site Supporter Share Posted March 14, 2012 I'm off out soon so I'll wave. I'm starting at the Crown roundabout. Fetch me a pint of Guinness will you? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators Zico Posted March 14, 2012 Moderators Share Posted March 14, 2012 whens kebab meat and fingers night? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bea Smith Posted March 14, 2012 Share Posted March 14, 2012 I'm starting at the Crown roundabout. Fetch me a pint of Guinness will you? Knock on mine , we are having an 'eat your own bodyweight in cake' night. Then you can carry NB home Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Breightmet Boy Posted March 14, 2012 Share Posted March 14, 2012 I had my steak without seasoning, didnt need it after the BJ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter barryk32 Posted March 14, 2012 Site Supporter Share Posted March 14, 2012 You must think me daft. You'll be off with my diffuser attachment the minute I turn my back to crank the George Foreman up! Tsk! Steak on a George Foreman!!!! You invites just gone out the window. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators Casino Posted March 14, 2012 Moderators Share Posted March 14, 2012 I am still a BCW ( basic channel wanker -for you non believers) before that i was an FT ( freeview tramp) you'd think nb would give you her skygo password Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
no balls Posted March 14, 2012 Share Posted March 14, 2012 you'd think nb would give you her skygo password shush! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Traf Posted March 14, 2012 Share Posted March 14, 2012 whens kebab meat and fingers night? Every night in Horwich. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
no balls Posted March 14, 2012 Share Posted March 14, 2012 Steak on a George Foreman!!!! You invites just gone out the window. Baz, you weren't invited! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tomski Posted March 14, 2012 Share Posted March 14, 2012 Just found out I've got steak for tea tonight! Things are looking up! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators Zico Posted March 14, 2012 Moderators Share Posted March 14, 2012 Singles are ok Pot noodle and wank day tomorrow Going to get a Bombay bad boy and extra Andrex in Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DazBob Posted March 14, 2012 Share Posted March 14, 2012 Make sure you wash your hands inbetween mate. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators Zico Posted March 14, 2012 Moderators Share Posted March 14, 2012 Make sure you wash your hands inbetween mate. There is no in between This ones going to redefine "danger wank" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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