no balls Posted April 3, 2012 Share Posted April 3, 2012 It's blowing a right hoolie out there tonight. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DazBob Posted April 3, 2012 Share Posted April 3, 2012 Sounds like there's a hurricane brewing in Little Bolton. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter superjohnmcginlay Posted April 3, 2012 Site Supporter Share Posted April 3, 2012 (edited) The toms are off Man Uggs are on I am joking btw Edited April 3, 2012 by superjohnmcginlay Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
no balls Posted April 3, 2012 Share Posted April 3, 2012 The toms are off Every cloud.............. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gonzo Posted April 3, 2012 Author Share Posted April 3, 2012 Sounds like there's a hurricane brewing in Little Bolton. i can hear the waves smashing the prom wall... may wipe out a few of them tranny doggers under the metrapole.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators Carlos Posted April 3, 2012 Moderators Share Posted April 3, 2012 Watched the gritter head out of Atherton into Bolton, stopped gritting, turned round and started gritting the moment he hit the Wigan sign. Not a grain dropped in Bolton. Pie eating cunt! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
leigh white Posted April 3, 2012 Share Posted April 3, 2012 Watched the gritter head out of Atherton into Bolton, stopped gritting, turned round and started gritting the moment he hit the Wigan sign. Not a grain dropped in Bolton. Pie eating cunt! Yeah, the set of Wiggin bastards, the Salford gritters drop well into Farnworth and Kearsley, and if your lucky they might empty your bins if you live on the border and you paint them pink. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Frandsen08 Posted April 4, 2012 Share Posted April 4, 2012 it going to be a fun day working outside Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L/H White Posted April 4, 2012 Share Posted April 4, 2012 it going to be a fun day working outside I'm so glad I can sit on my arse in the office alll day, horrible out there this morning, can't feel the left side of my face. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
birch-chorley Posted April 4, 2012 Share Posted April 4, 2012 my line manager was meant to be at mine for 8 to get down to head office, she is snowed in at her house in Skipton. That decent week will be the sum total of our summer. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DazBob Posted April 4, 2012 Share Posted April 4, 2012 Took me a fcuking hour to travel 12 miles to Blackley. M62 boards saying long delays J18-J24. Some cunt in a truck no doubt toppled over in the winds. I've had to put my big coat on today. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gonzo Posted April 4, 2012 Author Share Posted April 4, 2012 Bit hairy goin over the tops into the abyss of east lancashire this mornin...full blown blizzard. All the idiots are out in shorts,black socks and trainers now as its now sunny... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
no balls Posted April 4, 2012 Share Posted April 4, 2012 20 minutes door to door. I love my new jobbie Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
onefinfrandsen Posted April 4, 2012 Share Posted April 4, 2012 Just discovered ive lost 2 ridge tiles over night, luckily they fell onto the back garden, if they had landed on the front my car would have took the brunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andydee Posted April 4, 2012 Share Posted April 4, 2012 Got an email from an ex-colleague who's escaped to Bolty's neck of the woods giving me an update on how they are settling in. Usual stuff pace/quality of life, weather, commute along the coast road etc etc and he's only been there 3 weeks!! Was just emailing him back to say we've heard it all before on here when the top of the fuckin' bathroom window blew out!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
no balls Posted April 4, 2012 Share Posted April 4, 2012 Andrew, that reminds me, will you go and check on my strawberry plant pots out the back, ta. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andydee Posted April 4, 2012 Share Posted April 4, 2012 Andrew, that reminds me, will you go and check on my strawberry plant pots out the back, ta. Don't tell me you didn't put them in the orangery this morning!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
no balls Posted April 4, 2012 Share Posted April 4, 2012 Don't tell me you didn't put them in the orangery this morning!! that's for oranges you idiot! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andydee Posted April 4, 2012 Share Posted April 4, 2012 that's for oranges you idiot! Is that why my tomatoes won't grow!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators Carlos Posted April 4, 2012 Moderators Share Posted April 4, 2012 Was meant to be working away this week, I'd have looked a right cunt coming back on the train in my trackie top. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter Spider Posted April 4, 2012 Site Supporter Share Posted April 4, 2012 20 minutes door to door. I love my new jobbie Long time for a shit that, you being a lady an' all. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Frandsen08 Posted April 4, 2012 Share Posted April 4, 2012 froze my rastafarian nees nees off today. all friggin day I've been outside Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DazBob Posted April 4, 2012 Share Posted April 4, 2012 My office is fucking freezing. The central heating has now been turned off until October. I have a plug-in heater under my desk though which means I'm currently sat here with red hot feet and freezing cold hands. Looks like I'll have to bring a pullover ito work with me tomorrow. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andydee Posted April 4, 2012 Share Posted April 4, 2012 My office is fucking freezing. The central heating has now been turned off until October. I have a plug-in heater under my desk though which means I'm currently sat here with red hot feet and freezing cold hands. Looks like I'll have to bring a pullover ito work with me tomorrow. So was mine but it's gone back on again this afternoon. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter Spider Posted April 4, 2012 Site Supporter Share Posted April 4, 2012 So was mine but it's gone back on again this afternoon. Lightweight Get some jumpers on. Clocks go forward, heating goes off. Rules is rules. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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