Judge Fudge Posted July 23, 2012 Share Posted July 23, 2012 http://www.digitaljournal.com/article/329098 I'm thinking pigeons and town hall square.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SHAT Posted July 23, 2012 Share Posted July 23, 2012 Nowt wrong with seagulls.One flew over us once on a supermarket car park an shit on the missus.Straight across her face an down the back of her specs,funniest thing I've ever seen."Eeeewww it smells"she says,"It fcukin will do ,its SHIT"I said.A couple across from us who witnessed it literally THREW their shopping in the car jumped inside and pissed themselves laughing.All I had for her to clean it off was an oily rag out the boot.It even went in her mouth.The fcuker actually squawked as it fired it out so it must have been a bad 'un.Wife didn't really see the funny side of it for some reason! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gonzo Posted July 11, 2013 Author Share Posted July 11, 2013 After a bit of a quiet spell on the violence,I'm afraid to say the fuckers are back. Back with a vengeance. Me and the pooch just came under fire during an evening stroll as a gang of them surrounded us and attacked from all angles. My poor dog is petrified here. Who is up for a bit of a detour on Saturday? Hush hush like. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
anewman Posted July 11, 2013 Share Posted July 11, 2013 cunt seagull wankers, woke me up every fucking morning this week, welsh cunt seagulls too Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gonzo Posted July 11, 2013 Author Share Posted July 11, 2013 Sqauk boyo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
no balls Posted July 11, 2013 Share Posted July 11, 2013 You want to try and sleep through a load of wood pigeons shagging away. Jesus they don't half make some noise rustling around in the trees up to rumpy pumpy I ended up shutting the window in a temper Saturday night. My friend thinks it's much quainter than the sound of car alarms and drunks but that's not the point! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
little whitt Posted July 11, 2013 Share Posted July 11, 2013 ive not seen one of the fuckers today blackpool pleasure beach 10 till 6 chav free just full of jocks and the longest we had to queue was 10 mins just walked on most rides 3/4 times on most things Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweep Posted July 11, 2013 Share Posted July 11, 2013 You want to try and sleep through a load of wood pigeons shagging away. Jesus they don't half make some noise rustling around in the trees up to rumpy pumpy! We've got some living in one of the trees in our back garden, noisy and randy as fuck they are! They were even shagging on the back lawn the other day. They can't get enough of it wood pigeons Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Big City Girl Posted July 13, 2013 Share Posted July 13, 2013 I can't get my tree trimmed until they move out of mine. Little bastards. Quite liked them before. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SatanGreavsie Posted July 13, 2013 Share Posted July 13, 2013 I can't get my bush trimmed until they move out of mine. Little bastards. Quite liked them before. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gonzo Posted March 17, 2014 Author Share Posted March 17, 2014 The bastards are back and yet again no fucker has prepared. Nesting season seems to have approached early this year. I saw one of the beasts actually peck through the lid of big grey bin outside my brothers house this morning. No fucking about trying to lift it, bosh! It just pecked through the lid tore it to pieces then shouted for all its mates to come and feast on what appeared to be chilli con-carne and used tea bags. Bastard seagulls coming here taking our jobs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stevieb Posted March 17, 2014 Share Posted March 17, 2014 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=768h3Tz4Qik Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Henry_VIII Posted March 17, 2014 Share Posted March 17, 2014 The bastards are back and yet again no fucker has prepared. Nesting season seems to have approached early this year. I saw one of the beasts actually peck through the lid of big grey bin outside my brothers house this morning. No fucking about trying to lift it, bosh! It just pecked through the lid tore it to pieces then shouted for all its mates to come and feast on what appeared to be chilli con-carne and used tea bags. Bastard seagulls coming here taking our jobs. I love you. Even if you're a bottleless bastard Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jules_darby Posted March 17, 2014 Share Posted March 17, 2014 Gonch I'm going to seagull you on Saturday as a late birthday present Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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