Gumbo Posted August 26, 2015 Share Posted August 26, 2015 Prefer Katherine Jenkins me sen Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Whites man Posted August 28, 2015 Share Posted August 28, 2015 I reckon she had a lovely shaved fanny back in her bouncy tits days. I bet its now a horrendous matted mess of bush poking out of her granny pants. What is this obsession people have with what the pubic hair of left wing women may look like? It's not as if we have "I bet that Nigel Farage keeps it trim down there" comments when he is in the news. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter Winchester White Posted August 28, 2015 Site Supporter Share Posted August 28, 2015 What is this obsession people have with what the pubic hair of left wing women may look like? It's not as if we have "I bet that Nigel Farage keeps it trim down there" comments when he is in the news. No idea other than I have no interest in other mens widgies so would unlikely comment on Nigel's trimming. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bgoefc Posted August 28, 2015 Share Posted August 28, 2015 I reckon she had a lovely shaved fanny back in her bouncy tits days. I bet its now a horrendous matted mess of bush poking out of her granny pants.  That mass of hair was and is a great turn on to us children of the 60's and 70's. And as we invented porn and mucky mags and the like you can just fuck right off!  No class, or sensuality these fuckin youngsters! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
H Posted August 28, 2015 Share Posted August 28, 2015 Take her from behind. Pussy hair not a problem Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter Winchester White Posted August 28, 2015 Site Supporter Share Posted August 28, 2015 That mass of hair was and is a great turn on to us children of the 60's and 70's. And as we invented porn and mucky mags and the like you can just fuck right off! Â No class, or sensuality these fuckin youngsters! Haha, get with the times grandad! Â There is nothing sensual about a big hairy growler IMO but each to their own and all that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stevieb Posted August 28, 2015 Share Posted August 28, 2015 That mass of hair was and is a great turn on to us children of the 60's and 70's. And as we invented porn and mucky mags and the like you can just fuck right off! Â No class, or sensuality these fuckin youngsters! Watching CBB, I was reminiscing about Jenna Jameson and her grainy first films being downloaded by dial up as a young the Mrs asked "so what did you do, just use your imagination?" Â I told her about the wonder of finding a bin bag full of porn mags in the woods as kids and she couldn't believe it. Â Kids these days, they've got anal cream pies on tap. Don't know they're born! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
no balls Posted August 28, 2015 Share Posted August 28, 2015 Haha, get with the times grandad! There is nothing sensual about a big hairy growler IMO but each to their own and all that. correct, it's called evolution. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Youri McAnespie Posted August 28, 2015 Share Posted August 28, 2015 Â Apparently hairy muffs were acceptable only for the latter half of the twentieth century...Before and after, nope. Â Sommat on BBC Four informed me of that fact... Â Anyone who likes a massive bush has never been faced with one and expected to give her head, this wasn't like she had Farrah Fawcett's golden californian curls, I felt like I was snogging Brian Blessed. Â And I reckon' she was a lefty actually, she had Doc Martens on anyway. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChippyTea Posted August 28, 2015 Share Posted August 28, 2015 Â Apparently hairy muffs were acceptable only for the latter half of the twentieth century...Before and after, nope. Â Sommat on BBC Four informed me of that fact... Â Anyone who likes a massive bush has never been faced with one and expected to give her head, this wasn't like she had Farrah Fawcett's golden californian curls, I felt like I was snogging Brian Blessed. Â And I reckon' she was a lefty actually, she had Doc Martens on anyway. Never a truer sentence spoken. Â Can't beat going down on a smooth fanny Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Youri McAnespie Posted August 28, 2015 Share Posted August 28, 2015 He's reet, it common courtesy too. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweep Posted August 29, 2015 Share Posted August 29, 2015 [quote name="stevieb" post="1541103" your imagination?" Â I told her about the wonder of finding a bin bag full of porn mags in the woods as kids and she couldn't believe it. Â Â Is there / was there a greater feeling in the world? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deane koontz Posted August 29, 2015 Share Posted August 29, 2015 Nowt wrong with a minge fro. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Breightmet Boy Posted August 29, 2015 Share Posted August 29, 2015 I prefer grass on the pitch myself, makes a woman a woman, BGOEFC is correct, dirty mags of the 70's with pictures of a big hairy burger bun did it for me as a bin lid Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Youri McAnespie Posted August 29, 2015 Share Posted August 29, 2015 Finding 'toddy' mags, as we used to call them, that had been 'released into the wild', presumably by husbands who'd been caught wank-handed in their possession and told to get rid, but didn't have the heart to sling them in the bin when it came down to it... Â "Go on! You're free now, run!" Â As he tips them into to some shrubbery for some kids to find... Â One of the great lost innocent joys of childhood, finding a stash. Â I have to admit I was less impressed when a lad, who shall remain nameless, knocked on for me excitedly once telling he'd 'found a magazine' - I was less impressed when he led me to the magazine and it was full of women, in stockings suspenders etc. but with cocks too, together, in the bad way, not the good. Â He also taped 'Scum' once, when none of us in the gang had seen it, and got us all round to watch it, he seemed to relish the bummin' scene too, kept rewinding it and replaying it, hmmm... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bgoefc Posted August 29, 2015 Share Posted August 29, 2015 (edited) Is there / was there a greater feeling in the world? Â No there wasn't. I used to live near Lomax bank paper mill in the village near Bradley fold. They used recycled paper to make plasterboard paper and we used to ferret around the bales looking for stashes. Â A close second was seeing my first vhs porn in the early 1980's, which a mate had found on the upper deck of the 524, and seeing it "going in". Think it was called "Pretty Peaches". Edited August 29, 2015 by bgoefc Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stevieb Posted August 29, 2015 Share Posted August 29, 2015 Is there / was there a greater feeling in the world? It was big news amongst the neighbourhood kids. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweep Posted August 30, 2015 Share Posted August 30, 2015 I prefer grass on the pitch myself, makes a woman a woman, I bet Eileen Grimshaw lets it grow wild and free Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Whites man Posted August 30, 2015 Share Posted August 30, 2015 I bet Eileen Grimshaw lets it grow wild and free Lefty cow. You can tell with her having all those homosexuals living in her house, f@cking loads of them in a two up two down terrace. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweep Posted August 30, 2015 Share Posted August 30, 2015 Lefty cow. You can tell with her having all those homosexuals living in her house, f@cking loads of them in a two up two down terrace. A leftie she may be, but I bet she's a cracking shag, and would no doubt make you a corking fry up in the morning. I'm sure BB will concur. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Whites man Posted August 30, 2015 Share Posted August 30, 2015 A leftie she may be, but I bet she's a cracking shag, and would no doubt make you a corking fry up in the morning. I'm sure BB will concur. BB strikes me as a drinker rather than a shagger, he'll be propping up the bar at the Rovers whilst Little Whitt gets payment in kind for a bit of decorating at Eileen's. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweep Posted August 30, 2015 Share Posted August 30, 2015 BB strikes me as a drinker rather than a shagger, he'll be propping up the bar at the Rovers whilst Little Whitt gets payment in kind for a bit of decorating at Eileen's. LW doesn't do fatties Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smiley Posted August 30, 2015 Share Posted August 30, 2015 I prefer grass on the pitch myself, makes a woman a woman, BGOEFC is correct, dirty mags of the 70's with pictures of a big hairy burger bun did it for me as a bin lid Can't beat a hairy Mary!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
H Posted August 30, 2015 Share Posted August 30, 2015 Eileen Grimshaw or Hairy Mary ?That's frightening. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter Winchester White Posted August 30, 2015 Site Supporter Share Posted August 30, 2015 Fucking savages, I couldn't go down on a bird with more pubes than myself. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Recommended Posts
Join the conversation
You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account.
Note: Your post will require moderator approval before it will be visible.