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Dear Mr Gartside


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The Sons of the Desert make the following recommendations to you directly,based on the minutes of our annual convention today.

 

We strongly urge you to make appointment immediately to see your General Practitioner.

We have noticed a massive swelling in your trousers and have come to the conclusion that you may have prostrate trouble,as you have enormous bollocks in believing that Brother Coyle is the right man to lead the once brave charges of Bolton Wanderers Football Club.

A visit to an opticians is also strongly recommended,due to the fact that everybody can see the damage Mr Coyle is doing,whereas your rose tinted spectacles are clearly not helping your eyesight.

 

We admire loyalty in a man,but believe yours is totally blind and misguided.

We assume you go to the same place of worship as Coyle,as you both have the same blind faith in their underlings who are clearly incompetent at their jobs.

After the initial honeymoon period following his appointment,the club has gone in reverse quicker than an Italian tank,and will continue to do so.

Urgent action is strongly required Mr Gartside.

If your testicle problem is all clear,then i suggest you grow some bollocks and dismiss your good friend,as any underforming manager of any company in life would expect to be fired.

Rumour was rife 18 months ago,that Coyle was in the frame for the position of managing Liverpool Football Club. Again,we assume the position was as translator to a Mr K Dalglish,as Coyle clearly cannot manage a piss after 10 pints.

You may have been misguided by his ''success'' in a league of 2nd rate pub league standard,but his tactical nous is appalling.

His defence and midfield have always had more gaps than a Liverpudlian's CV,and his loyalty to former staff borders on the ludicrous.

The Sons of the Desert though,have never had any doubt about his managerial capabilty and ability..................we all know that he has always been a shit manager.

As a result of your misguided faith and loyalty to this man,thousands of proud Boltonians will make themselves heard with their big feet and empty seats.

The days of continental travel is a long distant memory. The good folk of Bolton,are now preparing for invasions of the heady hotspots of Hartlepool and balmy Bournemouth.

 

 

Whilst at your GP's,please make appointments for many thousands of Wanderers fans,who are suffering from problems with throats,stomach,ears,eyes and fatigue.

These are the classic symptoms of being sick and tired of being fed the same bullshit,hearing the usual drivel from the hierarchy,and being force to swallow pride whilst watching rubbish

Mr Coyle,be a good man and hang up your trainers

 

 

Yours sincerely

 

The Bolton Lodge

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

ps - you owe me £25 for my bet,you prick !!

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Big mick is experienced at championship, PL and international level

 

He's out of work and would add that spunk and fight to the team

 

Alternatively we could stay with the Bullshitter for another 15 games and we down in 15 th when we sack him and end up with someone like boothroyd

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The Sons of the Desert make the following recommendations to you directly,based on the minutes of our annual convention today.

 

We strongly urge you to make appointment immediately to see your General Practitioner.

We have noticed a massive swelling in your trousers and have come to the conclusion that you may have prostrate trouble,as you have enormous bollocks in believing that Brother Coyle is the right man to lead the once brave charges of Bolton Wanderers Football Club.

A visit to an opticians is also strongly recommended,due to the fact that everybody can see the damage Mr Coyle is doing,whereas your rose tinted spectacles are clearly not helping your eyesight.

 

We admire loyalty in a man,but believe yours is totally blind and misguided.

We assume you go to the same place of worship as Coyle,as you both have the same blind faith in their underlings who are clearly

incompetent at their jobs.

After the initial honeymoon period following his appointment,the club has gone in reverse quicker than an Italian tank,and will continue to do so.

Urgent action is strongly required Mr Gartside.

If your testicle problem is all clear,then i suggest you grow some bollocks and dismiss your good friend,as any underforming manager of any company in life would expect to be fired.

Rumour was rife 18 months ago,that Coyle was in the frame for the position of managing Liverpool Football Club. Again,we assume the position was as translator to a Mr K Dalglish,as Coyle clearly cannot manage a piss after 10 pints.

You may have been misguided by his ''success'' in a league of 2nd rate pub league standard,but his tactical nous is appalling.

His defence and midfield have always had more gaps than a Liverpudlian's CV,and his loyalty to former staff borders on the ludicrous.

The Sons of the Desert though,have never had any doubt about his managerial capabilty and ability..................we all know that he has always been a shit manager.

As a result of your misguided faith and loyalty to this man,thousands of proud Boltonians will make themselves heard with their big feet and empty seats.

The days of continental travel is a long distant memory. The good folk of Bolton,are now preparing for invasions of the heady hotspots of Hartlepool and balmy Bournemouth.

 

 

Whilst at your GP's,please make appointments for many thousands of Wanderers fans,who are suffering from problems with throats,stomach,ears,eyes and fatigue.

These are the classic symptoms of being sick and tired of being fed the same bullshit,hearing the usual drivel from the hierarchy,and being force to swallow pride whilst watching rubbish

Mr Coyle,be a good man and hang up your trainers

 

 

Yours sincerely

 

The Bolton Lodge

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

ps - you owe me £25 for my bet,you prick !!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

PPs. You owe me 30 quid for my ticket today

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The Sons of the Desert make the following recommendations to you directly,based on the minutes of our annual convention today.

 

We strongly urge you to make appointment immediately to see your General Practitioner.

We have noticed a massive swelling in your trousers and have come to the conclusion that you may have prostrate trouble,as you have enormous bollocks in believing that Brother Coyle is the right man to lead the once brave charges of Bolton Wanderers Football Club.

A visit to an opticians is also strongly recommended,due to the fact that everybody can see the damage Mr Coyle is doing,whereas your rose tinted spectacles are clearly not helping your eyesight.

 

We admire loyalty in a man,but believe yours is totally blind and misguided.

We assume you go to the same place of worship as Coyle,as you both have the same blind faith in their underlings who are clearly incompetent at their jobs.

After the initial honeymoon period following his appointment,the club has gone in reverse quicker than an Italian tank,and will continue to do so.

Urgent action is strongly required Mr Gartside.

If your testicle problem is all clear,then i suggest you grow some bollocks and dismiss your good friend,as any underforming manager of any company in life would expect to be fired.

Rumour was rife 18 months ago,that Coyle was in the frame for the position of managing Liverpool Football Club. Again,we assume the position was as translator to a Mr K Dalglish,as Coyle clearly cannot manage a piss after 10 pints.

You may have been misguided by his ''success'' in a league of 2nd rate pub league standard,but his tactical nous is appalling.

His defence and midfield have always had more gaps than a Liverpudlian's CV,and his loyalty to former staff borders on the ludicrous.

The Sons of the Desert though,have never had any doubt about his managerial capabilty and ability..................we all know that he has always been a shit manager.

As a result of your misguided faith and loyalty to this man,thousands of proud Boltonians will make themselves heard with their big feet and empty seats.

The days of continental travel is a long distant memory. The good folk of Bolton,are now preparing for invasions of the heady hotspots of Hartlepool and balmy Bournemouth.

 

 

Whilst at your GP's,please make appointments for many thousands of Wanderers fans,who are suffering from problems with throats,stomach,ears,eyes and fatigue.

These are the classic symptoms of being sick and tired of being fed the same bullshit,hearing the usual drivel from the hierarchy,and being force to swallow pride whilst watching rubbish

Mr Coyle,be a good man and hang up your trainers

 

 

Yours sincerely

 

The Bolton Lodge

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

ps - you owe me £25 for my bet,you prick !!

 

 

That's funny; the bit about going unbeaten.

 

 

Did you have a double with Rangers winning every match?

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We assume you go to the same place of worship as Coyle,as you both have the same blind faith in their underlings who are clearly incompetent at their jobs.

 

Isn't Gartside a Catholic as well?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

ps - you owe me £25 for my bet,you prick !!

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No, don't

 

Please

 

i'll refrain from making that bet. don't want to jinx coyle pissing off asap.

 

gartside and coyle will have been at church today,praying for a miracle. even shabby singh will be laughing at us soon

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no that was prostrate,as in 12 beers later :innocent:

 

 

Coyle says saturday's performance was affected by the end of Ramadan. with Burnley marginally beating us in Muslim population,he said it affected their players who were very fast compared to ours,had a lot of hunger in their game,generally starving us of possession. we certainly played our part in the muslim festivities by being very charitable and giving alms,certain muslims may give arms :innocent:

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