jules_darby Posted October 9, 2012 Share Posted October 9, 2012 The noisy cunt in the flat upstairs that is about to get a ping anser 3 putter stuffed so far up his arse it pokes his eye out Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Traf Posted October 9, 2012 Share Posted October 9, 2012 The noisy cunt in the flat upstairs that is about to get a ping anser 3 putter stuffed so far up his arse it pokes his eye out Are you sure that's the right club for that hole? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
no balls Posted October 9, 2012 Share Posted October 9, 2012 The noisy cunt in the flat upstairs that is about to get a ping anser 3 putter stuffed so far up his arse it pokes his eye out Have you moved to the Valley? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jules_darby Posted October 9, 2012 Share Posted October 9, 2012 Have you moved to the Valley? I'm not gonna lie, I don't know what that means Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bigtoe Posted October 9, 2012 Share Posted October 9, 2012 Are you sure that's the right club for that hole? Agreed, surely he's better off with wood? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
little whitt Posted October 9, 2012 Share Posted October 9, 2012 I'm not gonna lie, I don't know what that means its were ANEWMAN lives Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
no balls Posted October 9, 2012 Share Posted October 9, 2012 its were ANEWMAN lives And all those noisy foreign neighbours Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter Alf Hartigan Posted October 9, 2012 Site Supporter Share Posted October 9, 2012 Behind some fucker in the local Co-op checkout, Customer... "Can I have 2 cards off the top, one off the middle and three off the bottom" Staff... "That's £6.00 please" Customer... "And 20 Lambert and Butler" Staff... "That's £11.50 please" Customer..." Oh forgot, packet of Nurofen extra strength too" Staff (glances at me and shrugs shoulders)... "That's £14.99 please, is there anything else" Customer... "Yes, can you take this off my leccy card, and give me £5 top up on Orange" Alf... throws his bag of satsumas back on the shelf and fucks off home. I've had a bad day. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smiffs Posted October 10, 2012 Share Posted October 10, 2012 Folk who enter the motorway from the sliproad at about 40mph. PRESS THE FUCKING PEDAL AND MOOOOVE YOU CUNT. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter HomerJay Posted October 10, 2012 Site Supporter Share Posted October 10, 2012 equally folk who refuse to move from the inside lane, when you are trying to enter the motorway from the sliproad Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
no balls Posted October 10, 2012 Share Posted October 10, 2012 equally folk who refuse to move from the inside lane, when you are trying to enter the motorway from the sliproad Every fucking bastard morning at the Chorley junction & every fucking bastard evening at the Walton Summit junction that happens to me. Nobs! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter HomerJay Posted October 10, 2012 Site Supporter Share Posted October 10, 2012 facebook simpletons (we could have a whole thread dedicated to this crap) That thing is still pissin me off as if u b leave that...me I'd ov double cheked first...dun now anyways nxt time ill kno not too b so accomodatein wen needed! this girl is 33 years old! speak fookin english! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
newquaywhite Posted October 10, 2012 Share Posted October 10, 2012 (edited) The amount of times Ive been at that junction and thought how the fuck can it be improved Had an idea to solve the 5 lanes of traffic merging and crossing each other, pissing everyone off and the ensuing M61 crawl sometimes to Horwich. You'd reduce that immediately by sending M60 clockwise bound traffic from the A666, down the east lancs slip road, and build a new link from there back to lane 1 of the M61. Wouldnt need any new structures or owt so it wouldnt be ridiculous cost. So convinced was I of its merit I emailed the Highways Agency. Heard fuck all. THIS THIS THIS Email them again and again. I've often sat in that mess thinking, "well none of us are getting into work for 9am but i bet i am the only one going to take such a bumming for it" I'd be coming down St Peters way wanting to go left m60 (fucked if i know which way clockwise is, i always thought it depended which way you were looking at the so called clock) towards simister. Edited October 10, 2012 by newquaywhite Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smiffs Posted October 10, 2012 Share Posted October 10, 2012 And I can't let teachers go either... Eldest Miss Smiffs, back at high school after the 6 week hols.... Second week back after the 6 fucking week hols, its shut on Monday for an inset//training day. Did I mention they'd been off for 6 fucking weeks? The following Thursday afternoon, still in the second week I might add after they've been sat at home for six fucking weeks, school is shut to prepare for a presentation evening. What the fuck is there to prepare? The fucking place hasn't been open long enough after the six fucking week holiday for the fucking bins to need emptying let alone clean the fucking place up and put some pictures up on the walls in the sports hall. In her school planner I then see's she's written 70% attendance for the week. Well she will if the fucking place has been shut for a day and a cunting half. Then today, I gets a text from school about something and nothing. So I rings to follow it up to be told the teacher I need to speak with has gone. Gone? Gone fucking where? It's TEN PAST CUNTING THREE. I've fucking shat them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smiffs Posted October 10, 2012 Share Posted October 10, 2012 equally folk who refuse to move from the inside lane, when you are trying to enter the motorway from the sliproad Yup Shouldnt be on the fucking roads. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
newquaywhite Posted October 10, 2012 Share Posted October 10, 2012 (edited) Behind some fucker in the local Co-op checkout, Customer... "Can I have 2 cards off the top, one off the middle and three off the bottom" Staff... "That's £6.00 please" Customer... "And 20 Lambert and Butler" Staff... "That's £11.50 please" Customer..." Oh forgot, packet of Nurofen extra strength too" Staff (glances at me and shrugs shoulders)... "That's £14.99 please, is there anything else" Customer... "Yes, can you take this off my leccy card, and give me £5 top up on Orange" Alf... throws his bag of satsumas back on the shelf and fucks off home. I've had a bad day. By any chance is this the co-op at bottom of Hulton Lane in Deane? Although i suppose this is the other side of the coin.... Staff in there can cause a 20 minute queue from the slightest smattering of customers by failure to understand how to work top-up/lottery/till machines. Edited October 10, 2012 by newquaywhite Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
no balls Posted October 10, 2012 Share Posted October 10, 2012 THIS THIS THIS Email them again and again. I've often sat in that mess thinking, "well none of us are getting into work for 9am but i bet i am the only one going to take such a bumming for it" I'd be coming down St Peters way wanting to go left m60 (fucked if i know which way cloclwise is, i always thought it depended which way you were looking at the so called clock) towards simister. You'll be please to know, you are going clockwise. Consider Central Manchester to be where the hands start. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
little whitt Posted October 10, 2012 Share Posted October 10, 2012 facebook simpletons (we could have a whole thread dedicated to this crap) this girl is 33 years old! speak fookin english! thats worse then me even i cant understand that ...if i ever get text like that i wont reply Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter superjohnmcginlay Posted October 10, 2012 Author Site Supporter Share Posted October 10, 2012 Heights. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter HomerJay Posted October 10, 2012 Site Supporter Share Posted October 10, 2012 (edited) http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-19873832 Kelly Spencer, 32, single parent to four young children, from Westbury, Wiltshire I'm in receipt of income support of £125 per fortnight, child tax credits of £230 per week, child benefit of £220 per month, housing benefit of £400 per month and council tax benefit of £100 per month. I'm an engineering graduate and I was made redundant just before my youngest child was born. i work that out at £1890 per month for doing nowt. whats that, about 30k a year gross? ok, single lass on my road, with kids, but works full time. she earns £1500 a month. and not a bean from the government. i even been trhough it with her as i couldnt believe she got nothing. she really doesnt. how does that, even in its simplist form make any kind of sense? come on ossy, get it sorted before they (the benefit cunts) kick you out. Edited October 10, 2012 by HomerJay Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DazBob Posted October 10, 2012 Share Posted October 10, 2012 facebook simpletons (we could have a whole thread dedicated to this crap) this girl is 33 years old! speak fookin english! HBAHT though? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter HomerJay Posted October 10, 2012 Site Supporter Share Posted October 10, 2012 poor Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
no balls Posted October 10, 2012 Share Posted October 10, 2012 Homo, there is no longer a stigma to being on benefits, I think that's a big problem, but how the fuck has it got to people sitting on their arses, spewing out brats being able to "earn" much more than someone trying their fucking best. Girl I know, well went to school with, she put on good old FB that she'd quite work to look after her kids, 14 and 12, not babies. She seems ot be happy enough as she gets out every weekend and is one of those 25 status updates a day of what a good times she's having. He kids are at school, so why are we paying for her to be a "stay at home mum". I was making my own tea at that age. Lazy shameless cunts! I've since blocked her so I don't get annoyed. & if I see her out, I just nod in that two faced way you do, Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smiffs Posted October 10, 2012 Share Posted October 10, 2012 Behind some fucker in the local Co-op checkout, I've had a bad day. Baby Asda in Leyth is exactly the same. Full of them. 95% unwashed grubby smelly non working scutters. I fucking hate the place with a passion but its handy for when I'm in the office and forgot my butties. Also, I thought old people were on the breadline? 100 Richmonds and a tenners scratch cards says otherwise. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter HomerJay Posted October 10, 2012 Site Supporter Share Posted October 10, 2012 folk who moan about being skint (working and non) but spend a fortune smoking and drinking really wind me up. also, folk who have plenty of cash but moan about being skint are equally as bad. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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