Sweep Posted October 12, 2012 Author Share Posted October 12, 2012 Nope, I only do quilted ... as I'm guessing you're fully aware of seeing as there appeared to be half of a bottle of Toilet Duck in the guest bathroom bog when I got home yesterday. I cleaned the bog, which I thought was very considerate....I didn't know there was "toilet duck" rationing in Bolton at the minute Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Garrp Posted October 12, 2012 Share Posted October 12, 2012 There are a couple of nice places near to me where me and Mrs CWP go for breakfast on a Saturday or Sunday from time to time, both of them do a cracking breakfast. I've had to stop going to one of them recently though since they plonked a bottle of no frills tomato sauce on the table. I mean, why go to the effort of havbing free range eggs, locally bought bacon and sausages and then scrimp on the condiments Also, we went to our neighbours for dinner a few months ago, and he had the cheek to put a pot of Netto tartar sauce on the table, I nearly choked on my food. Anyway, DazBobParr might have a confession about brown sauce.....I reckon NB must have been around to his love temple.. Sorry CWP im not having that I do not believe you Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
little whitt Posted October 12, 2012 Share Posted October 12, 2012 Fuck all that shit, Marks and Sparks in Doffcocker Village M&S is full of you old cunts you cant move in there for you lot and i bet you have one of them baskets with wheels on to Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
no balls Posted October 12, 2012 Share Posted October 12, 2012 M&S is full of you old cunts you cant move in there for you lot and i bet you have one of them baskets with wheels on to Ha Ha! Pwned by a deviant dwarf! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mannyroad58 Posted October 12, 2012 Share Posted October 12, 2012 (edited) M&S is full of you old cunts you cant move in there for you lot and i bet you have one of them baskets with wheels on to I sure do, and i get some scruffy little dwarfy twat outside who's begging for scraps to carry my 5p bags to my car Edited October 12, 2012 by mannyroad58 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
little whitt Posted October 12, 2012 Share Posted October 12, 2012 I sure do, and i get some scruffy little dwarfy twat out side who's begging for scrapes to carry my 5p bags to my car you will not beable to aford to shop there from 1jan when your pension kicks in Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Frandsen08 Posted October 12, 2012 Share Posted October 12, 2012 or this http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=omHgINdZS5k I'll bet Franny has one of those everyday for his Sunday lunch That has just given me a right shudder. Just been and done a shop only thing i got that was home brand was tuna from sainsburys, as the branded ones where in brine or sunflower oil and the sainsburys one was in spring water. Proper Snob me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweep Posted October 12, 2012 Author Share Posted October 12, 2012 Sorry CWP im not having that I do not believe you Fair enough, thinking about it, we don't have a Netto near us, so it must have been from either Lidl or Aldi - but theeir all pretty much the same this sort of supermarket. Anyway, the whitebait was great (one of my faves) and whatever tartare sauce tasted OK, it was just some really obscure brand, hence I took the piss Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter barryk32 Posted October 12, 2012 Site Supporter Share Posted October 12, 2012 I'd be interested what they use in the Baz household from his previous posts on this subject. I bet the 32 household have arses like baboons with Johnny Giles. Dead right, cheapest they do. Theres a couple reasons. Firstly, we have a row of toilet rolls with differing degrees of moistness due to 3 toddlers dropping them down the bog or in the bath/sink within 15 seconds of opening them. Secondly I am constantly unblocking the loo due to said 3 toddlers using half a fucking roll to wipe their arses with. Both these facts means regardless of the brand cost etc, they will always be soggy and gone in a day so I'll be fucked if I'm spending beer/scratchcard/turkey twizzler money on decent bog roll. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweep Posted October 12, 2012 Author Share Posted October 12, 2012 tea bags - now surely nobody scrimps on these do they? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
no balls Posted October 12, 2012 Share Posted October 12, 2012 Dead right, cheapest they do. Theres a couple reasons. Firstly, we have a row of toilet rolls with differing degrees of moistness due to 3 toddlers dropping them down the bog or in the bath/sink within 15 seconds of opening them. Secondly I am constantly unblocking the loo due to said 3 toddlers using half a fucking roll to wipe their arses with. Both these facts means regardless of the brand cost etc, they will always be soggy and gone in a day so I'll be fucked if I'm spending beer/scratchcard/turkey twizzler money on decent bog roll. This might be a crazy idea but could you put them out of reach or explain? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mannyroad58 Posted October 12, 2012 Share Posted October 12, 2012 you will not beable to aford to shop there from 1jan when your pension kicks in I'm sorted because my government heating allowance will drop into my bank account soon, so i will put it to 1 side Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
no balls Posted October 12, 2012 Share Posted October 12, 2012 I'm sorted because my government heating allowance will drop into my bank account soon, so i will put it to 1 side Plus motobility will pay for your scooter. I can't see you having a bus pass with the JF scutters. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Frandsen08 Posted October 12, 2012 Share Posted October 12, 2012 tea bags - now surely nobody scrimps on these do they? definitely not, i buy expensive coffee too. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
no balls Posted October 12, 2012 Share Posted October 12, 2012 tea bags - now surely nobody scrimps on these do they? I don't drink tea but have bags in. They're M&S's own, is that ok seeing as they're own brand? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DazBob Posted October 12, 2012 Share Posted October 12, 2012 This might be a crazy idea but could you put them out of reach or explain? A non-breeder offering parental advice? I thought you knew better than to do that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andydee Posted October 12, 2012 Share Posted October 12, 2012 definitely not, i buy expensive coffee too. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweep Posted October 12, 2012 Author Share Posted October 12, 2012 definitely not, i buy expensive coffee too. Isn't the most expensive coffee in the world made from the coffee beans that some rodent shits out? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Frandsen08 Posted October 12, 2012 Share Posted October 12, 2012 My dear old mother bought me some of that for christmas last year, i keep it well hidden and i don't plan on sharing it! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Electric Gretar Posted October 12, 2012 Share Posted October 12, 2012 My dear old mother bought me some of that for christmas last year, i keep it well hidden and i don't plan on sharing it! cat shit? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Juan.Kerr Posted October 12, 2012 Share Posted October 12, 2012 It drives Sra. Kerr bonkers when people shop at ASDA where she works then reload all their smart price goods into M&S bags. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter MickyD Posted October 12, 2012 Site Supporter Share Posted October 12, 2012 Isn't the most expensive coffee in the world made from the coffee beans that some rodent shits out? You are correctish. It's monkeys. And called Kopi Luwak so don't be calling at AndyDee's house for a brew any time soon. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweep Posted October 12, 2012 Author Share Posted October 12, 2012 My dear old mother bought me some of that for christmas last year, i keep it well hidden and i don't plan on sharing it! Are you not bringing it down to mine at Christmas? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andydee Posted October 12, 2012 Share Posted October 12, 2012 You are correctish. It's monkeys. And called Kopi Luwak so don't be calling at AndyDee's house for a brew any time soon. You'll be fine at ours, Asda gold label or something like that, palatable enough and slightly cheaper. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Frandsen08 Posted October 12, 2012 Share Posted October 12, 2012 Are you not bringing it down to mine at Christmas? No pal ,but i've bought you this, it was a surprise a columbian chap with a tash and a donkey/mule/horse who will serve fresh coffee on demand. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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