jazza Posted November 7, 2012 Share Posted November 7, 2012 (edited) you might think I'm talking pish but I'm not. for a change. I'm meeting a lady who is more than a match for me at 3. she is called linda and used to be in her words "an exotic dancer". what a cracking chassis she has she seems keen.. I had 31 texts off her when I woke up Edited November 7, 2012 by jazza Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted November 7, 2012 Share Posted November 7, 2012 you might think I'm talking pish but I'm not. for a change. I'm meeting a lady who is more than a match for me at 3. she is called linda and used to be in her words "an exotic dancer". what a cracking chassis she has she seems keen.. I had 31 texts off her when I woke up at 3 this afternoon? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zulu Posted November 7, 2012 Share Posted November 7, 2012 she seems keen.. I had 31 texts off her then I woke up Fixed it for you Jazza! (Hope it goes well, mate.) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big_Sharps Posted November 7, 2012 Share Posted November 7, 2012 plenty of fish? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jules_darby Posted November 7, 2012 Share Posted November 7, 2012 Nice to meet you in person last night Jazza If you remember ;-) Hope the stay in Bolton is enjoyable pal Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
anewman Posted November 7, 2012 Share Posted November 7, 2012 Nice to meet you in person last night Jazza If you remember ;-) Hope the stay in Bolton is enjoyable pal dont encourage him ffs Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smiffs Posted November 7, 2012 Share Posted November 7, 2012 If I got 31 texts of a wench during a few hours kip then I'd be worried about her mental state. It's one to rattle and forget. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jazza Posted November 7, 2012 Author Share Posted November 7, 2012 rattle and forget is the plan. anyone who knows me though knows that things rarely go to plan. I feel rough.... wonder why? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jazza Posted November 7, 2012 Author Share Posted November 7, 2012 Nice to meet you in person last night Jazza If you remember ;-) Hope the stay in Bolton is enjoyable pal I remember you Jules.. a lot younger than I expected... not as young as stevieb though. good meeting you pal Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jazza Posted November 7, 2012 Author Share Posted November 7, 2012 plenty of fish? no.. the fun pub in leven Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jazza Posted November 7, 2012 Author Share Posted November 7, 2012 at 3 this afternoon? yes Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big_Sharps Posted November 7, 2012 Share Posted November 7, 2012 no.. the fun pub in leven I had to google Leven, are you currently still in Bolton? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jazza Posted November 7, 2012 Author Share Posted November 7, 2012 I had to google Leven, are you currently still in Bolton? yes.. in premier inn at Reebok. thinking if getting up soon but rough as fuck. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
no balls Posted November 7, 2012 Share Posted November 7, 2012 If I got 31 texts of a wench during a few hours kip then I'd be worried about her mental state. It's one to rattle and forget. I was awoken by a text at 7.20 this morning (I forgot to set my iPhone wanker not do not disturb). Is this too early, are there rules of hours of this, or do I get up too late? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big_Sharps Posted November 7, 2012 Share Posted November 7, 2012 yes.. in premier inn at Reebok. thinking if getting up soon but rough as fuck. are you washing your man parts and getting tarted up before you head up? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stevieb Posted November 7, 2012 Share Posted November 7, 2012 I was awoken by a text at 7.20 this morning (I forgot to set my iPhone wanker not do not disturb). Is this too early, are there rules of hours of this, or do I get up too late? Could be worse, your twat of a brother could accidentally ring you at 7 knowing its your day off! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jazza Posted November 7, 2012 Author Share Posted November 7, 2012 I was awoken by a text at 7.20 this morning (I forgot to set my iPhone wanker not do not disturb). Is this too early, are there rules of hours of this, or do I get up too late? it wasn't me..... was it? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gonzo Posted November 7, 2012 Share Posted November 7, 2012 You should not be receiving texts till at least 8am IMO. And stevieb,I have a whole list of callers that phone me by mistake on a daily basis,as Im the first name in peoples phones. I get 10 minutes voicemails of my plumber mate scrattling round under floor boards etc. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jazza Posted November 7, 2012 Author Share Posted November 7, 2012 are you washing your man parts and getting tarted up before you head up? I've got standards.. depending on time I'm either going home to spruce up or buy new clothes and bin these Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
no balls Posted November 7, 2012 Share Posted November 7, 2012 it wasn't me..... was it? I doubt you have my number. It had big words in it too, no offence but I'm not sure you're up to typing those due to the state you were in last night. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jazza Posted November 7, 2012 Author Share Posted November 7, 2012 my vocabulary is quite extensive... it rarely makes sense though Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DazBob Posted November 7, 2012 Share Posted November 7, 2012 31 texts? I'd be scared. By all means shag it, but make sure you don't let her know the address of your caravan. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Frandsen08 Posted November 7, 2012 Share Posted November 7, 2012 I'm surprised at you spazmong I'll ask, HBAHT? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jazza Posted November 7, 2012 Author Share Posted November 7, 2012 very small... all nipple in fact Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DazBob Posted November 7, 2012 Share Posted November 7, 2012 I'm surprised at you spazmong I'll ask, HBAHT? Sincere apologies. I suppose at 21 posts in already I assumed somebody must've asked. It'll not happen again. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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