leigh white Posted December 4, 2012 Share Posted December 4, 2012 Prince William Kate Middleton You Who, Me ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter Cheese Posted December 4, 2012 Site Supporter Share Posted December 4, 2012 Yes, you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators Casino Posted December 4, 2012 Moderators Share Posted December 4, 2012 Standards are slipping on here Is nobody taking morris? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
leigh white Posted December 4, 2012 Share Posted December 4, 2012 Yes, you. Pistol's at dawn mate, i will save that bullet i should have used on Maggie's mam, because she might have given birth to the witch. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators Carlos Posted December 4, 2012 Moderators Share Posted December 4, 2012 Right, my three would be Barry Knight's family, whilst he watched. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DazBob Posted December 4, 2012 Share Posted December 4, 2012 I need one more to shoot that stupid bastard Keith Lemmon, this cunt`s about as funny as toothache, but more annoying. Â Just pen a nasty poem about him instead. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smiffs Posted December 5, 2012 Share Posted December 5, 2012 I'm not wasting a bullet on Barry Knight becuase it looks like he's going to be riddled with them anyway so... Â Alan Carr Richard Lewis David Blunkett (he won't see that one coming) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bolton va va Posted December 5, 2012 Share Posted December 5, 2012 Pistol's at dawn mate, i will save that bullet i should have used on Maggie's mam, because she might have given birth to the witch. Â On Moss Bank Way.......it's a duel carriageway. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter MickyD Posted December 5, 2012 Author Site Supporter Share Posted December 5, 2012 Just pen a nasty poem about him instead. Â Got it; me, me, me. Â Â There's a bloke on the telly called Lemmon He's really a bit of a melon I've got a spare bullet because I won't shoot Ruud Gullit But Lemmon's a bit of a felon. Â Â In't poetry brill? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Breightmet Boy Posted December 5, 2012 Share Posted December 5, 2012 Bit cheeky but can I have a extra bullet for Lenny Henry ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Didledee Posted December 5, 2012 Share Posted December 5, 2012 You know some bullets can go through more than one person, Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter MickyD Posted December 5, 2012 Author Site Supporter Share Posted December 5, 2012 Have an extra two if you want, they're £20 each for extras. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
land_and_sea Posted December 7, 2012 Share Posted December 7, 2012 1) Heather Mills 2) Bono 3)George Bush jr I'd just break Coyle's arms with a baseball bat. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Loft Nuthouse Posted December 7, 2012 Share Posted December 7, 2012 Netanyahu, one in each kneecap, go for a couple of pints, come back and finish the cunt off with the third to his head Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted December 7, 2012 Share Posted December 7, 2012 Netanyahu, one in each kneecap, go for a couple of pints, come back and finish the cunt off with the third to his head  What's he done wrong? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Traf Posted December 7, 2012 Share Posted December 7, 2012 What's he done wrong? Â Everything. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
no balls Posted December 7, 2012 Share Posted December 7, 2012 Â Â Everything. What particular everything though? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Youri McAnespie Posted December 7, 2012 Share Posted December 7, 2012 Â ...David Blunkett (he won't see that one coming) Â I'd shoot his dog (Maisie?) and make him watch. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Youri McAnespie Posted December 7, 2012 Share Posted December 7, 2012 Netanyahu, one in each kneecap, go for a couple of pints, come back and finish the cunt off with the third to his head "NOOOOOO!!!" Â Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jules_darby Posted December 9, 2012 Share Posted December 9, 2012 Fuck what an omission  Jonny evans  One for him  After he's seen me deliver 2 to his nearest ad dearest  Hopefully one of them is Barry Knight  You know for ease like  Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
frankietheman Posted December 9, 2012 Share Posted December 9, 2012 Rod Stewart The Pope Alan Sugar Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L/H White Posted December 9, 2012 Share Posted December 9, 2012 The first 3 I could get to who have been charged with child abuse. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Traf Posted December 9, 2012 Share Posted December 9, 2012 Members of the X factor live audience. Â Proper cunts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter HomerJay Posted December 9, 2012 Site Supporter Share Posted December 9, 2012 Especially the hypocritical ones Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DazBob Posted December 10, 2012 Share Posted December 10, 2012 The first 3 I could get to who have been charged with child abuse. Â Maybe best to wait until they've been found guilty Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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