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If I Had Three Bullets.

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Standards are slipping on here

Is nobody taking morris?

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Yes, you.

Pistol's at dawn mate, i will save that bullet i should have used on Maggie's mam, because she might have given birth to the witch.

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Right, my three would be Barry Knight's family, whilst he watched.

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I need one more to shoot that stupid bastard Keith Lemmon, this cunt`s about as funny as toothache, but more annoying.

 

Just pen a nasty poem about him instead.

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I'm not wasting a bullet on Barry Knight becuase it looks like he's going to be riddled with them anyway so...

 

Alan Carr

Richard Lewis

David Blunkett (he won't see that one coming)

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Pistol's at dawn mate, i will save that bullet i should have used on Maggie's mam, because she might have given birth to the witch.

 

On Moss Bank Way.......it's a duel carriageway.

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Just pen a nasty poem about him instead.

 

Got it; me, me, me.

 

 

There's a bloke on the telly called Lemmon

He's really a bit of a melon

I've got a spare bullet

because I won't shoot Ruud Gullit

But Lemmon's a bit of a felon.

 

 

In't poetry brill? :thumbsup:

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Have an extra two if you want, they're £20 each for extras.

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Netanyahu, one in each kneecap, go for a couple of pints, come back and finish the cunt off with the third to his head

 

What's he done wrong?

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Netanyahu, one in each kneecap, go for a couple of pints, come back and finish the cunt off with the third to his head

"NOOOOOO!!!"

 

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Fuck what an omission

 

Jonny evans

 

One for him

 

After he's seen me deliver 2 to his nearest ad dearest

 

Hopefully one of them is Barry Knight

 

You know for ease like

 

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Members of the X factor live audience.

 

Proper cunts.

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The first 3 I could get to who have been charged with child abuse.

 

Maybe best to wait until they've been found guilty ;)

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