little whitt Posted January 16, 2013 Share Posted January 16, 2013 Dear Mr little whitt we regret to inform you that certain Allegations have been made concerning your Behaviour in recent weeks Evdence has been presented to us of the following instances 1 a growing number of little CUNTS loitering around and displaying elementsof anti-social behaviour...examples include use of foul and abusive language We are informed that you are attracting these teenagers to the area 2 A growing number of visitors to your home mostly teenagers often late at night 3 Allegations of you sitting in your vehicle late at night and displaying MENACING TENDENCIES to neighbours and passers by All of these actions are worrying to us your co-operation in process would be appreciated The next stage is for you to attend a preliminary meeting at our office so we can establish youe version of events we look forward to your co-operation on this matter Neighbour nuisance and anty-social behaviour department Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators Casino Posted January 16, 2013 Moderators Share Posted January 16, 2013 bullshit i'm going smiffs or widders Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
little whitt Posted January 16, 2013 Author Share Posted January 16, 2013 bullshit i'm going smiffs or widders word for word how the fuck could i spell all that right Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweep Posted January 16, 2013 Share Posted January 16, 2013 Oh Dear...... If I was you, I would ask to see the evidence...hopefully some do-gooder hasn't been videoing you sat in your car Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweep Posted January 16, 2013 Share Posted January 16, 2013 bullshit i'm going smiffs or widders word for word how the fuck could i spell all that right the spelling isn't great it has to be said... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
no balls Posted January 16, 2013 Share Posted January 16, 2013 Is cunt a standard word in BMBC letters? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweep Posted January 16, 2013 Share Posted January 16, 2013 Is cunt a standard word in BMBC letters? If it's not it ought to be Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
little whitt Posted January 16, 2013 Author Share Posted January 16, 2013 missed a bit out Please note that failure to co-operate with us will lead to an escalation of this case and we have a range of powers at our DISPOSAL Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Traf Posted January 16, 2013 Share Posted January 16, 2013 Is cunt a standard word in BMBC letters? It's what the C stands for. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators Casino Posted January 16, 2013 Moderators Share Posted January 16, 2013 ooooo not disposal, but the much more serious DISPOSAL you're fucked i mean FUCKED Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stevieb Posted January 16, 2013 Share Posted January 16, 2013 Its tit for tat after you RUINED the kids mam and made him smell her juices. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smiffs Posted January 16, 2013 Share Posted January 16, 2013 Nowt to do with me. I'd like to be there when he speaks to them though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
little whitt Posted January 16, 2013 Author Share Posted January 16, 2013 Would you beleave it the police just rang he is poping round monday i read the letter out to him and is words were what a absolut joke thay are/jobs worth/ stealing a liveing and less i say about that department the better he said meet with them give them your side and give them my name and any probs tell them to contact him Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big_Sharps Posted January 16, 2013 Share Posted January 16, 2013 Back story for those who are not in the quiche? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter Spider Posted January 16, 2013 Site Supporter Share Posted January 16, 2013 Tell the cunts they are currently emptying my bins once every 3 weeks and to stop wasting your time fucking about. Flip side, this is simply hilarious. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Breightmet Boy Posted January 16, 2013 Share Posted January 16, 2013 Is cunt a standard word in BMBC letters? It is yes, but only for certain areas of Bolton. Lostock, Ladybridge, Edgeworth, Egerton, Bradshaw, Harwood and Breightmet standard letters don't have the cunt word in them, the rest do. It's a new drive to get a better response off the less fortunate areas. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andydee Posted January 16, 2013 Share Posted January 16, 2013 Tell the cunts they are currently emptying my bins once every 3 weeks and to stop wasting your time fucking about. Flip side, this is simply hilarious. They empty mine every week! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DazBob Posted January 16, 2013 Share Posted January 16, 2013 Write a letter back to them. Make sure you let us read it first though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
no balls Posted January 16, 2013 Share Posted January 16, 2013 They empty mine every week! Mine too. Clearly they know what sort of shit Spider puts in his. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
little whitt Posted January 16, 2013 Author Share Posted January 16, 2013 Write a letter back to them. Make sure you let us read it first though. im going to tell them i would catch the cunts in the car if you would fill in the pot holes in my street Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Traf Posted January 16, 2013 Share Posted January 16, 2013 It'll end with Whitt doing time and having to sign the register. MMW Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Youri McAnespie Posted January 16, 2013 Share Posted January 16, 2013 (edited) It is yes, but only for certain areas of Bolton. Lostock, Ladybridge, Edgeworth, Egerton, Bradshaw, Harwood and Breightmet standard letters don't have the cunt word in them, the rest do. It's a new drive to get a better response off the less fortunate areas. It's like that IQ test from the other week...Circle the odd one out. Edited January 16, 2013 by Youri McAnespie Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flannel Truscott Posted January 17, 2013 Share Posted January 17, 2013 Hahaha marvellous this couldnt only happen to thee LW. Please please please let Daz or Smiffs go with you Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Breightmet Boy Posted January 17, 2013 Share Posted January 17, 2013 It's like that IQ test from the other week...Circle the odd one out. Harwood, I spotted the Councils mistake too Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Youri McAnespie Posted January 17, 2013 Share Posted January 17, 2013 Barring living in the sticks, is there anywhere in the Borough that isn't around ten minutes walk from somewhere, let's say, less than posh? I quite like parochialism tho', pride in where you come from isn't always a bad thing...Staying on, when others choose to leave is, sometimes, to be commended. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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