Sweep Posted March 23, 2013 Share Posted March 23, 2013 (edited) If he's Alreet I can let it go then. An apology would still be nice though wouldn't it? Edited March 23, 2013 by CWP Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tomski Posted March 23, 2013 Share Posted March 23, 2013 An apology would still be nice though wouldn't it? Absolutely, but I'm known not to hold grudges so I can let bygones be bygone. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
no balls Posted March 24, 2013 Share Posted March 24, 2013 Been on the lash with Robbie Williams And you didn't twat him? Poor that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wovlad Posted March 24, 2013 Share Posted March 24, 2013 If he's Alreet I can let it go then. Had the good taste to buy me a beer & have a chat. Can't fault him for that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mounts Kipper Posted March 24, 2013 Share Posted March 24, 2013 (edited) In my class at primary school was Chris Eccleston, in my class at secondary school Bez happy Mondays. Edited March 24, 2013 by Mounts Kipper Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted March 26, 2013 Share Posted March 26, 2013 Just been introduced to George Berry; didn't recognise him without the afro Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Traf Posted March 26, 2013 Share Posted March 26, 2013 I am the one and only... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Underpants Posted March 26, 2013 Share Posted March 26, 2013 On my mums side. I am related to Dick Turpin. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jazza Posted March 27, 2013 Share Posted March 27, 2013 Was playing pool in a hotel in Cornwall as a kid when I hit the cue ball clean off the table and directly into a glass of whiskey being drank by non other than Rangers keeper Jim Stewart. He was sat with Iain McCulloch.... Not the Echo & Bunnymen singer, but striker for Notts County. I find it hard to believe Jim Stewart ever caught a ball... Even if it was in his whiskey glass Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jazza Posted March 27, 2013 Share Posted March 27, 2013 My nana's cousin is Lester Piggott Now I know where you got your looks from! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jazza Posted March 27, 2013 Share Posted March 27, 2013 I once threw Sammy McIlroy in a swimming pool. I also got thrown out of a pub for abusing Prince Charles. Both commendable Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jazza Posted March 27, 2013 Share Posted March 27, 2013 I, not surprisingly some may say, have had a few pints with Gazza, also took £20 off Jimmy 5 bellies at darts. Gazza was recovering from a broken leg during his time at Lazio and turned up in my old local in Dumfriesshire one lunchtime during a supposed fishing trip. I was one of 4 Wanderers fans to abuse the aforementioned Chesney Hawkes in a pub in Richmond the night before the Reading play off final singing "you're just a one hit wonder" and putting I am the one and only on 6 times in a row on the juke box.. He left sharpish Prince Phillip waved to me for pulling my car onto verge to let him pass on a country road in his horse & cart... I nodded back. I shook Neil Armstrongs hand I got wasted one night with Phil Cool ( remember him.) Joanna Lumley farted in my local post office and I smelled the aftermath Jock Wallace, the ex Rangers manager threatened me I got a scowl from Stephen Hendry in a snooker club in Stirling when I said I recognised him... Was he on Blockbusters? No sense of humour, the cunt I had Internet communication and naughty talk with Brett Angels wife Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jazza Posted March 27, 2013 Share Posted March 27, 2013 I hung some doors on Englebert Humperdinks house We're they well hung? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted March 27, 2013 Share Posted March 27, 2013 I, not surprisingly some may say, have had a few pints with Gazza, also took £20 off Jimmy 5 bellies at darts. Gazza was recovering from a broken leg during his time at Lazio and turned up in my old local in Dumfriesshire one lunchtime during a supposed fishing trip. I was one of 4 Wanderers fans to abuse the aforementioned Chesney Hawkes in a pub in Richmond the night before the Reading play off final singing "you're just a one hit wonder" and putting I am the one and only on 6 times in a row on the juke box.. He left sharpish Prince Phillip waved to me for pulling my car onto verge to let him pass on a country road in his horse & cart... I nodded back. I shook Neil Armstrongs hand I got wasted one night with Phil Cool ( remember him.) Joanna Lumley farted in my local post office and I smelled the aftermath Jock Wallace, the ex Rangers manager threatened me I got a scowl from Stephen Hendry in a snooker club in Stirling when I said I recognised him... Was he on Blockbusters? No sense of humour, the cunt I had Internet communication and naughty talk with Brett Angels wife marvellous Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Breightmet Boy Posted March 27, 2013 Share Posted March 27, 2013 I hung some doors on Englebert Humperdinks house I've been round his house and got locked in, I had to very politely ask him to let me out. Apparently he wrote a song about it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Traf Posted March 27, 2013 Share Posted March 27, 2013 It was called: "The joiner's an idiot, he's got locked in again." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Con Posted March 27, 2013 Share Posted March 27, 2013 In my class at primary school was Chris Eccleston, in my class at secondary school Bez happy Mondays. Bridgewater or St Edmunds? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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