SatanGreavsie Posted April 5, 2013 Share Posted April 5, 2013 Dennis Nilsen Burke & Hare and Sawney Bean Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Walkden26 Posted April 5, 2013 Share Posted April 5, 2013 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DazBob Posted April 5, 2013 Share Posted April 5, 2013 Why are there so very few, if any, fit Scotch women?? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
no balls Posted April 5, 2013 Share Posted April 5, 2013 Mel Gibson - For being so convincing in his accurate potrayal. wasn't yon mon a peado from calculations if his wife's birth date? The blue faced bloke I mean, not that Ozzie cock Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Sweep Posted April 5, 2013 Share Posted April 5, 2013 (edited) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=29-LRuuqFT0 I love that clip, one of my favourite films each character is excellent in their own way. I just love the bit were Spud goes to an interview completely off his tits Edited April 5, 2013 by CWP Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DazBob Posted April 5, 2013 Share Posted April 5, 2013 Tips here for anyone who, for whatever reason, wants to pretend to be Scotch. Wearing a kilt at a wedding for example. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators Casino Posted April 5, 2013 Moderators Share Posted April 5, 2013 (edited) Why are there so very few, if any, fit Scotch women?? i like charlene spiteri - was on the wireless this morning lovely lady probably english and mastered the accent to be a uniqueness Edited April 5, 2013 by Casino Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
no balls Posted April 5, 2013 Share Posted April 5, 2013 I love those instruction videos Imagine if someone did one to getting the handle off your cricket bat Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DazBob Posted April 5, 2013 Share Posted April 5, 2013 I love those instruction videos Imagine if someone did one to getting the handle off your cricket bat ... or even better, how to put one on Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweep Posted April 5, 2013 Share Posted April 5, 2013 i like charlene spiteri - was on the wireless this morning She's lovely, and I think she's some sort of dyke icon. I saw Texas live at Newmarket last year, it was a proper rug-munchers convention I tell thee, millions of lezzas everywhere, and not the good looking ones from the films either. Still, she can belt out a tune and she's still pretty fit even though she must be nocking on 50 now Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted April 5, 2013 Share Posted April 5, 2013 No mention of John McGinlay Adam Smith? Spot on. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jazza Posted April 5, 2013 Author Share Posted April 5, 2013 (edited) Dennis Nilsen Burke & Hare - technically Irish but practised in Edinburgh I'm sure if you look hard enough Pol Pot would have eaten a west highland terrier at some point so is he Scottish too Hitler had tartan underpants... Must be a jock Edited April 5, 2013 by jazza Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HR Posted April 5, 2013 Share Posted April 5, 2013 wasn't yon mon a peado from calculations if his wife's birth date? The blue faced bloke I mean, not that Ozzie cock A peado so loved, he was betrayed by his own. A rue hero. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Northender Posted April 5, 2013 Share Posted April 5, 2013 Why are there so very few, if any, fit Scotch women?? Gail Porter was alright until she went bald (on top!) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andybwfc Posted April 5, 2013 Share Posted April 5, 2013 How about Mad McAdder the homicidal maniac, red-headed lunatic with a kilt and a claymore? He was a jock Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Traf Posted April 5, 2013 Share Posted April 5, 2013 How about Jason McAteer? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bgoefc Posted April 5, 2013 Share Posted April 5, 2013 I must confess that I can't be without me porridge in a mornin these days. Also I like a bit of haggis with a runny egg once every 5 -10 years. irn bru was and is shiite though! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
leigh white Posted April 5, 2013 Share Posted April 5, 2013 http://pic100.picturetrail.com/VOL676/13442453/23994777/406210991.jpg[/img]"]http:// Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
athywhite1958 Posted April 5, 2013 Share Posted April 5, 2013 They're all cnuts Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
leigh white Posted April 5, 2013 Share Posted April 5, 2013 They're all cnuts " Andy Walker, John McGinley, get in, double scotch " You will always live on Dave Higson. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Juan.Kerr Posted April 5, 2013 Share Posted April 5, 2013 Private Frazer - We're doomed. The Proclaimers - When ye go, will ye send back, a letter frrrom Americerr. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jazza Posted April 5, 2013 Author Share Posted April 5, 2013 The thread is fucked I forgot to mention my role model John Thomas Wilson 99% of you have not a clue the rest agree Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Traf Posted April 6, 2013 Share Posted April 6, 2013 The world's best tennis player is Scotch. Jockovich Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jazza Posted April 6, 2013 Author Share Posted April 6, 2013 They're all cnuts Thanks.. It's been 10 minutes sinc I was called a cunt Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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