leigh white Posted July 30, 2013 Share Posted July 30, 2013 Reet, i take's mi mam all over the shops in St Helens today looking for stuff in places i don't dwell in, but put up with it because mam's do that. Anyway, i tell her i will see her back at the car in about an hour and duly take her bags back. Time for a quick pint and a read of the paper in a beer garden, no sooner had i sat down the local mitherer came over with all the woe's of the world on his back to tell me. Look mate, just give us a break, been walking aimlessly round your town for the last two hours and want to chill out for an hour with a pint. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
embankment Posted July 30, 2013 Share Posted July 30, 2013 Every pub has one . You try to be polite but sometimes the only way out is to be blunt with him. Some of them just aim to be contrary. Bloke in my local does my box in,remember one time I stormed out , because he wanted an argument over bloody Goulash !!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
little whitt Posted July 30, 2013 Share Posted July 30, 2013 i would allways get them when i worked away Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
no balls Posted July 30, 2013 Share Posted July 30, 2013 i would allways get them when i worked away Birds of a feather........... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tarian1979 Posted July 30, 2013 Share Posted July 30, 2013 which pub was it leigh white? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Breightmet Boy Posted July 30, 2013 Share Posted July 30, 2013 (edited) We have one in ours which grabs your arm as he's talking to you, drives me mad Edited July 31, 2013 by Breightmet Boy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
leigh white Posted July 30, 2013 Author Share Posted July 30, 2013 which pub was it leigh white? Royal. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Juan.Kerr Posted July 30, 2013 Share Posted July 30, 2013 When I worked in Warrington I used to call for a pint on my way home. As soon as they got used to me in the pub - been working ? had a busy day ? I'd not go in again, I'd find another boozer and call in there. A bloke in the Cart and Horses just wouldn't take fuck off for an answer. Sky Sports, Daily Mirror, Evening News, nowt would shut the bastard up. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
no balls Posted July 30, 2013 Share Posted July 30, 2013 When I worked in Warrington I used to call for a pint on my way home. As soon as they got used to me in the pub - been working ? had a busy day ? I'd not go in again, I'd find another boozer and call in there. A bloke in the Cart and Horses just wouldn't take fuck off for an answer. Sky Sports, Daily Mirror, Evening News, nowt would shut the bastard up. Did you ever try the "fuck off" route? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tarian1979 Posted July 30, 2013 Share Posted July 30, 2013 id just be an ignorant cunt and ignore them Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
leigh white Posted July 30, 2013 Author Share Posted July 30, 2013 It's funny, i clocked a well known mitherer yesterday on Tyldesley market and went over, at least he talked football sense and he was showing me his match tickets for the Ashes at O/T. Fuck me i had a rag ear after half an hour and not getting a word in edgeways. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Burndens Bogs Posted July 31, 2013 Share Posted July 31, 2013 It's funny, i clocked a well known mitherer yesterday on Tyldesley market and went over, at least he talked football sense and he was showing me his match tickets for the Ashes at O/T. Fuck me i had a rag ear after half an hour and not getting a word in edgeways.The moral in that tale is....never mither a mitherer :-) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Loft Nuthouse Posted July 31, 2013 Share Posted July 31, 2013 When I worked in Warrington I used to call for a pint on my way home. As soon as they got used to me in the pub - been working ? had a busy day ? I'd not go in again, I'd find another boozer and call in there. A bloke in the Cart and Horses just wouldn't take fuck off for an answer. Sky Sports, Daily Mirror, Evening News, nowt would shut the bastard up. You always said you were a magnet for these creatures. There's a lonely bastard been going in Gadi's recently constantly trying to tell me how many internet wimmin he's shagging but he can't make his mind up which to settle down with. As you know, there's not a great deal of places to escape to in there so I had to make the switch to English with, " I don't fucking care ". Hey presto ! Neaw said owt since. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweep Posted July 31, 2013 Share Posted July 31, 2013 i would allways get them when i worked away I presume you generally got rid of them by asking "Do you like to be pissed on" .........or....."If we become mates, will you wank me off" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
magic legs Posted July 31, 2013 Share Posted July 31, 2013 Wear sunglasses. Saved me on some flights when some goon has been trying to mither me. Soon get the message. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gonzo Posted July 31, 2013 Share Posted July 31, 2013 They are exactly why I very rarely indulge in a pint in our pegs pub. Fuckers thinking they can bowl up and talk to me like my best mate about pub stuff when I havnt got the foggiest who they are. Plus one of them must know something about my coat the cunts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Traf Posted July 31, 2013 Share Posted July 31, 2013 You need one of these: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members bolty58 Posted July 31, 2013 Members Share Posted July 31, 2013 Instantly thought of Eddie from Early Doors. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L/H White Posted July 31, 2013 Share Posted July 31, 2013 Reet, i take's mi mam all over the shops in St Helens today looking for stuff in places i don't dwell in, but put up with it because mam's do that. Anyway, i tell her i will see her back at the car in about an hour and duly take her bags back. Time for a quick pint and a read of the paper in a beer garden, no sooner had i sat down the local mitherer came over with all the woe's of the world on his back to tell me. Look mate, just give us a break, been walking aimlessly round your town for the last two hours and want to chill out for an hour with a pint. an hour for a pint, you lightweight Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andydee Posted July 31, 2013 Share Posted July 31, 2013 They are exactly why I very rarely indulge in a pint in our pegs pub. Fuckers thinking they can bowl up and talk to me like my best mate about pub stuff when I havnt got the foggiest who they are. Plus one of them must know something about my coat the cunts. That's why you take the little 'un isn't it, so you can get away? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gonzo Posted July 31, 2013 Share Posted July 31, 2013 That's why you take the little 'un isn't it, so you can get away? Haha! Exactly! I give him the prep talk before we go downstairs.... "listen son,when we get downstairs I want you to completely disgraguard any company I may be in and just run around the pub as quick as you can,invade dinners tables and try and go behind the bar,then throw a big massive wobbler because you don't want to leave and make the whole pub and restaurant stare over and think what a wank father he obviously is,and force the aforementioned company I may be in to get the hell out of there" Works a treat mate.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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