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It's becoming a habit this. It'll be the Socialist Worker next - mark my words! :-)

 

I do indulge in an occasional sneaky peek for a laugh. I find the style of prose, language and terminology hasn't changed since the 70's. They also politicise the most innocent of things.

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As usual, it booted off recently between Trappist-1-f and Trappist-1-h in the Dwarfsun's Paint Trophy game. 1-h took liberties in a boozer near the tidally-locked zone and called in a result via sub-space radio; they regretted it not long after though. Pissing sulphuric acid for a week after that they were.

Bad news for Trappist-1-f in the end unfortunately; their famous giant killing win (literally - Trappist-1-h lads are 100 ft tall and made of beryllium) was marred when their reserve keeper got filmed eating an arachnid from Trappist-1-b in direct violation of both the Trappist league betting rules, and Trappist-1-b's human rights act. Trappist-1-b's ambassador launched a formal complaint, but then they ate the cunt. Recently elected Trappist-1-c president Donald Trap used this as a chance to energise his pledge to build a Dyson Sphere round Trappist-1-b. "It's going to be a beautiful sphere...and they'll pay for it". When  it was pointed out that building such a sphere would not make  much difference to 1-b but would fuck 1-c as no light would reach it, and so they'd all be screwed, he called it "fake news". And then ate the reporter.

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As usual, it booted off recently between Trappist-1-f and Trappist-1-h in the Dwarfsun's Paint Trophy game. 1-h took liberties in a boozer near the tidally-locked zone and called in a result via sub-space radio; they regretted it not long after though. Pissing sulphuric acid for a week after that they were.

Bad news for Trappist-1-f in the end unfortunately; their famous giant killing win (literally - Trappist-1-h lads are 100 ft tall and made of beryllium) was marred when their reserve keeper got filmed eating an arachnid from Trappist-1-b in direct violation of both the Trappist league betting rules, and Trappist-1-b's human rights act. Trappist-1-b's ambassador launched a formal complaint, but then they ate the cunt. Recently elected Trappist-1-c president Donald Trap used this as a chance to energise his pledge to build a Dyson Sphere round Trappist-1-b. "It's going to be a beautiful sphere...and they'll pay for it". When  it was pointed out that building such a sphere would not make  much difference to 1-b but would fuck 1-c as no light would reach it, and so they'd all be screwed, he called it "fake news". And then ate the reporter.

 

 

Are you a Scientologist by any chance?

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there's an asteroid shaped like a massive spliff floating around in the solar system that come from another system

 

nasa's official description is "cigar", but they mean spliff

 

https://www.nasa.gov/feature/solar-system-s-first-interstellar-visitor-dazzles-scientists

 

interstellar_asteroid.jpg?itok=a9ICQGoy

Waterford Whispers News are reporting it as one of God's turds.

 

Well worth a follow on FS if you don't already.

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there's an asteroid shaped like a massive spliff floating around in the solar system that come from another system

 

nasa's official description is "cigar", but they mean spliff

 

https://www.nasa.gov/feature/solar-system-s-first-interstellar-visitor-dazzles-scientists

 

interstellar_asteroid.jpg?itok=a9ICQGoy

I've said it before and I'll say it again. That could be anything. NASA could put up a close up picture of a cream cracker and say its the surface of planet Ace Ventura.

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I'd say I'm fairly open minded but just can't fathom how anyone in this day and age believes the Earth is flat.

I had a 'debate' with a fully paid up member of the flat earth society the other week in the pub, absolutely fckin bonkers he was! My gast was that flabbered by the end I even left without paying my tab!!

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16 minutes ago, kent_white said:

Anybody else got one eye on Betelgeuse?

Possible - although very unlikely supernova. 

We can hope though!

 

Fuckin ell just been talking to my little lad about it. We’ve made his bedroom in to a little space den. Loves it all. 

Betelgeuse isn’t his favourite massive star so he’s not arsed. He’s more of a KY Scuti fan :D

 

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