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Nothing can beat the Amigo Loans one on Talksport can it?

 

The one to the tune of 'Go West'

 

1-0 to Amigo Loans

1-0 to Amigo Loans

1-0 to Amigo Loans

 

Aaaarrrghhhh

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The manc twat who keeps telling me to be a legend and go and watch the dmbs on talksport just shades it.

 

I also hate the moonpig adverts.

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Rocketloans with the guy hanging out of his car window celebrating with his fist in the air like England have won the World Cup all because he has secured a 500% apr loan tickles me

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Hochland cheese.    The jingle does my head in..

 

Not an advert but the breakfast weather man on Pro TV Romania is the biggest fuckwit I've ever seen on TV and that's without understanding much of what he says....  He is about 55-60 and wears what is a track suit in two tone cut by a tailor in the style of a dress suit, he looks ridiculous!  He has loads of different coloured ones. Plus, he never tells you what the weather is going to do... in his 3 minute slot he talks about football, politics ... anything but the weather for 2 & a half minutes then never finishes before he gets cut off....   utter cunt

 

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this is the cunt, but the suit isnt as bad as he wears now

 

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This little rascal off TowerFM

 

"Car time comes to Bury"

"A new way to buy a used car"

"Car time dot co dot ukkkk"

 

Oh, and any of the begging ones on Sky, the ones with flies in their eyes and getting murky water out of a puddle with a washing up bowl. Infact, I've stopped pointing at the tele and telling the house how much it pisses me off. I'm nearly immune

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Don't listen to shit radio, simples.

Precisely. Even when I listen to Talkshite I switch over when the adverts come on. Same goes for TV

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This little rascal off TowerFM

 

"Car time comes to Bury"

"A new way to buy a used car"

"Car time dot co dot ukkkk"

 

Oh, and any of the begging ones on Sky, the ones with flies in their eyes and getting murky water out of a puddle with a washing up bowl. Infact, I've stopped pointing at the tele and telling the house how much it pisses me off. I'm nearly immune

 

 

I'm sick of hearing how the poor little girl has to walk 10 miles each day to get water.

 

She lives in a fucking mud hut with no facilities. Why not build another shack near the water supply?

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I'm sick of hearing how the poor little girl has to walk 10 miles each day to get water.

 

She lives in a fucking mud hut with no facilities. Why not build another shack near the water supply?

 

... or alternatively get a taxi.

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That macdonalds one on the radio, annoying as fuck esp when the alarm starts buzzing

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On sleepless nights, I'm still haunted by Charnock Richard Cycle's "Buy A Bike"

Haha I'm pretty sure that's still going!

 

As a kid I only thought red rose radio existed.

 

There's one on radio wave here for Terrys Carpets that goes to the tune of baggy trousers by madness...but obviously the words baggy trousers are swapped for Terry's carpets.

 

It's advertising genius.

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All the Christmas ones - Get to fuck with your fucking tat and vile mass-produced value-added concoctions you grasping, shitpeddling spunkrags...

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The National Lottery one on tv and radio by a country mile

ooh wackadoo what a day? Go fuck yourself with a broken bottle. Slightly off topic, but the amount of annoying 'direct marketers' who mither me as i walk through Salford precinct are really starting to piss me off... Fucking all sorts of shite. I will one day turn all Rex Kramer on them!

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My 6 month old son seems obsessed with black people and when the African dying kids with flies on their eyes comes on tele he starts smiling and squealing away.

 

My most annoying advert is uniform dating...

 

Are you anybody? Try uniform dating.

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Real Radio (with Sweenz). Especially cringeworthy is the Race Leathers one. Closely followed by Sorry Mate, insurance for bikers.

I'm not a biker, or a leather fetishee by the way.

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Any PPI ones, especially the cunt who says, maybe I can have a PPI holiday!!

 

Anyhow, after putting a few information requests in apparently I've never paid it, so go me for checking before I signed anything in the past. The next text or call I get I might say yes just to give them the run around

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The coca cola Christmas advert. Just gets right on my tits the way people bang on about it. "Wow it must be nearly christmas, the coca cola advert was just on." No, it's actually November. Tacky american shite. Bah humbug.

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Holidays are coming? Holidays? It's Christmas

Have you seen the rola cola one, same tune it's just the words are :

 

Tha's Christmas tha knows

 

With a bloke in a red stained dressing gown driving about in his clapped out volvo estate.

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