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'if You Can Get Over Your Laughter, That’D Be Great': Judge Tells Jury In Sheep Sex Case Near Spurs Training Ground


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Can hardly blame them, I'm sniggering just reading the newspaper report, actually hearing it in court I'd have been in pieces

 

 

A young couple on a romantic picnic in a field were interrupted by the sight of a naked IT worker trying to have sex with sheep and cows, a court heard today.

 

Paul Lovell, 61, was in a field next to Tottenham's new training centre in Enfield as he tried to make a cow perform a sex act on him.    

 

Sniggering could be heard from the jury panel while details of Lovell's alleged offences were described at Wood Green Crown Court. 

 

'I well understand that there are aspects of it [this case] that are unusual and amusing,' said Judge James Patrick.  

 

'If you do find the case particularly funny, if you can try to get over your laughter over lunch that would be great.'

 

http://www.standard.co.uk/news/crime/if-you-can-get-over-your-laughter-thatd-be-great-judge-tells-jury-in-sheep-sex-case-near-spurs-training-ground-9091187.html

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One of the simpletons at the mill I used to have to visit over Yorkshire way was done for "interfering" once. I was shown the article by one of the less simple staff.  The daft bastard got done late at night and reckoned he was just taking a short cut home from the pub. The wearing of hogging pants were his undoing though, or so newspaper said.

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