Pie Eater Posted January 29, 2014 Share Posted January 29, 2014 Can hardly blame them, I'm sniggering just reading the newspaper report, actually hearing it in court I'd have been in pieces A young couple on a romantic picnic in a field were interrupted by the sight of a naked IT worker trying to have sex with sheep and cows, a court heard today. Paul Lovell, 61, was in a field next to Tottenham's new training centre in Enfield as he tried to make a cow perform a sex act on him. Sniggering could be heard from the jury panel while details of Lovell's alleged offences were described at Wood Green Crown Court. 'I well understand that there are aspects of it [this case] that are unusual and amusing,' said Judge James Patrick. 'If you do find the case particularly funny, if you can try to get over your laughter over lunch that would be great.' http://www.standard.co.uk/news/crime/if-you-can-get-over-your-laughter-thatd-be-great-judge-tells-jury-in-sheep-sex-case-near-spurs-training-ground-9091187.html Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pie Eater Posted January 29, 2014 Author Share Posted January 29, 2014 Fuck knows what happened with the capitals in that topic title, I just copy/pasted it from the website headline... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Youri McAnespie Posted January 29, 2014 Share Posted January 29, 2014 Trying to entice a cow into giving a blowjob/lick? What a cock, he's lucky to still have one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gonzo Posted January 29, 2014 Share Posted January 29, 2014 He needs to download what's app for a few tips. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Youri McAnespie Posted January 29, 2014 Share Posted January 29, 2014 Try and make friends with creatures of your own species and take it from there? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Not in Crawley Posted January 29, 2014 Share Posted January 29, 2014 if you like this - waste your afternoon on here....http://www.courtnewsuk.co.uk/surreal/ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L/H White Posted January 29, 2014 Share Posted January 29, 2014 I'm feeling a bit sheepish after reading that Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DazBob Posted January 29, 2014 Share Posted January 29, 2014 I'm feeling a bit sheepish after reading that Don't feel too baaaad. Ewe will be fine. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Traf Posted January 29, 2014 Share Posted January 29, 2014 Was he trying to ram it down their throats? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
miamiwhite Posted January 29, 2014 Share Posted January 29, 2014 you dirty bastards. He may have been a pimp trying to fleece someone Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pie Eater Posted January 29, 2014 Author Share Posted January 29, 2014 you dirty bastards. He may have been a pimp trying to fleece someone That's shear madness Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
no balls Posted January 29, 2014 Share Posted January 29, 2014 One of the simpletons at the mill I used to have to visit over Yorkshire way was done for "interfering" once. I was shown the article by one of the less simple staff. The daft bastard got done late at night and reckoned he was just taking a short cut home from the pub. The wearing of hogging pants were his undoing though, or so newspaper said. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Youri McAnespie Posted January 29, 2014 Share Posted January 29, 2014 Hogging pants? Is that what pig-interferers wear? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gonk Posted January 29, 2014 Share Posted January 29, 2014 Meanwhile, Widders is wondering what all the fuss is about Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
no balls Posted January 29, 2014 Share Posted January 29, 2014 Hogging pants? Is that what pig-interferers wear? No, sheep shaggers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
enzo gambaro Posted January 29, 2014 Share Posted January 29, 2014 Did they use Wood Green crown court on purpose? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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