Site Supporter Spider Posted May 14, 2014 Site Supporter Share Posted May 14, 2014 Tell him it took a dozen goes on his mum before your cock stopped smelling like his dad. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators Carlos Posted May 14, 2014 Moderators Share Posted May 14, 2014 Spread the rumour you found gay porn under his bed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter Spider Posted May 14, 2014 Site Supporter Share Posted May 14, 2014 Put gay porn under his bed. Make sure Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thorpey Posted May 14, 2014 Author Share Posted May 14, 2014 What are you doing on July 5th? Go on give me a clue??? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Breightmet Boy Posted May 14, 2014 Share Posted May 14, 2014 Get out and never ever contact them again, that's what I'd do anyhow. If she's took his side without even a murmer in his ear about the twat he is she's not for you, after all, you've more than contributed not just money but 15years of your life. I wouldn't do anything to him, I'd let his mother do that when she realises she's ruining his life. Shit isn't it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweep Posted May 14, 2014 Share Posted May 14, 2014 Go on give me a clue??? WanderersWays Summer Piss Up 2014 (see pinned thread) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smiffs Posted May 14, 2014 Share Posted May 14, 2014 3fuckin2 and still living with his fuckin mam? Cunt Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bigtoe Posted May 14, 2014 Share Posted May 14, 2014 Spread a rumour once you leave he is a peado. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter Cheese Posted May 14, 2014 Site Supporter Share Posted May 14, 2014 Sounds like you're in too deep and therefore fucked. If you leave, you'll be back within 2 days, guaranteed. The only possible exit is a mid-life crisis. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DazBob Posted May 14, 2014 Share Posted May 14, 2014 Spread a rumour once you leave he is a peado. Haha. Shouldn't laugh. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Traf Posted May 14, 2014 Share Posted May 14, 2014 Post his details on here and let Facebook/twitter slowly destroy the cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jayjayoghani Posted May 15, 2014 Share Posted May 15, 2014 (edited) Sounds like you're not that arsed either. For the best I think. Edited May 15, 2014 by jayjayoghani Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fester58 Posted May 15, 2014 Share Posted May 15, 2014 hbaht ??? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Faustus Posted May 15, 2014 Share Posted May 15, 2014 Photoshop him into some pics with Savile and call in Yewtree, and dip your fingers in marmite and a tin of john wests before smearing them across his angelic little face screaming 'smell yer mammy yer yid cnut.' hth Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ani Posted May 15, 2014 Share Posted May 15, 2014 Spread a rumour once you leave he is a peado. Spread the word you are a peado, he was your first and he loved it so much he joined the gang. Actually that might not be a good idea. If you want serious advice ask yourself would you be happy living there knowing he will just take the piss and if you stay you will just have to accept it. OR would you have a better chance of making a happy live for yourself elsewhere on your terms ? You have to think this will change relationship with your missus as well so sounds like the second option makes most sense. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
birch-chorley Posted May 15, 2014 Share Posted May 15, 2014 Cut them loose & move on if you can afford going alone if you go crawling back your fucked and the lazy fucker will have you over a barrel. If she is worth you staying with then she should miss you enough to make the first move, if not then she ain't worth it if it isn't going to work then you have wasted no time in getting your head in a new place Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
anewman Posted May 15, 2014 Share Posted May 15, 2014 Murder/suicide pact?? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
radcliffe white Posted May 15, 2014 Share Posted May 15, 2014 Sounds like you need a good session mate,give it a couple of months and we can get back on it on a nice pre season game. Like some say fuck them you don't need that shit mate. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thorpey Posted May 15, 2014 Author Share Posted May 15, 2014 1 Twat 2 Ex missus who fucked off with a work mate when my nipper was a few months old - that's now, she was better 14 years ago 3 John Aldridge (won't go any bigger - file is too big!) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tomski Posted May 15, 2014 Share Posted May 15, 2014 Sorry to hear this thorpey. Ask cwp how his mate is getting on since he left, I'm sure last we heard he's having the time of his life. Don't do anything to hasty, you have not even left yet by the sounds of it. Maybe a bit of cooling off on both sides? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter barryk32 Posted May 15, 2014 Site Supporter Share Posted May 15, 2014 Put the house on the market, that'll show them how much they sponge if nothing else Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
radcliffe white Posted May 15, 2014 Share Posted May 15, 2014 Sorry to hear this thorpey. Ask cwp how his mate is getting on since he left, I'm sure last we heard he's having the time of his life. Don't do anything to hasty, you have not even left yet by the sounds of it. Maybe a bit of cooling off on both sides? very well put Tomski Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thorpey Posted May 15, 2014 Author Share Posted May 15, 2014 Thanks for the advice folks! The two of us will split on good terms. As for him ...... if only I could find his cup final ticket now he's gone to work. I'll keep looking! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smiley Posted May 15, 2014 Share Posted May 15, 2014 Sell his cup final ticket. That would be the ultimate revenge. Tell him you needed the money to recover some of the costs associated with raising a lazy fucker like him. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
anewman Posted May 15, 2014 Share Posted May 15, 2014 Thanks for the advice folks! The two of us will split on good terms. As for him ...... if only I could find his cup final ticket now he's gone to work. I'll keep looking! Sell it to me and I will sit there doing a selfie and send it him Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Recommended Posts
Join the conversation
You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account.
Note: Your post will require moderator approval before it will be visible.