scallywell Posted May 16, 2014 Share Posted May 16, 2014 here's three 1, when a male bee climaxes,their testicles explode then they die. 2,vending machines kill 4 times as many people than sharks. 3,fold over a piece of paper 42 times and it will reach the moon. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scallywell Posted May 16, 2014 Author Share Posted May 16, 2014 if you start counting at one and spell out the numbers as you go, you won't use the letter A until you reach 1,000. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scallywell Posted May 16, 2014 Author Share Posted May 16, 2014 just like humans,british cows moo in regional accents. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gonzo Posted May 16, 2014 Share Posted May 16, 2014 Mussolini and his facist regime invaded Ethopia and in turn made it for a short while a facist state. :-) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scallywell Posted May 16, 2014 Author Share Posted May 16, 2014 heroin was originally marketed as cough medicine Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Compo Posted May 16, 2014 Share Posted May 16, 2014 My farts fucking stink in the shower. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scallywell Posted May 16, 2014 Author Share Posted May 16, 2014 the last private resident of 10 downing street was mr chicken Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Traf Posted May 16, 2014 Share Posted May 16, 2014 if you start counting at one and spell out the numbers as you go, you won't use the letter A until you reach 1,000. A hundred And one? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
little whitt Posted May 16, 2014 Share Posted May 16, 2014 heroin was originally marketed as cough medicine so was jagermeister Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RoadRunnerFan Posted May 16, 2014 Share Posted May 16, 2014 "Crabsticks" do not actually contain any crab and from 1993 manufacturers have been legally obliged to label them "Crab flavoured sticks". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DazBob Posted May 16, 2014 Share Posted May 16, 2014 A hundred And one? That's what I thought too. Anyway, you can't fold a piece of paper in half more than eight times. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scallywell Posted May 16, 2014 Author Share Posted May 16, 2014 the founder of match.com,gary kremen ,lost his girlfriend to a man she met on match.com Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DazBob Posted May 16, 2014 Share Posted May 16, 2014 (edited) just like humans,british cows moo in regional accents.Now you're just taking the piss. Edit: or should I say, pull the udder one. Edited May 16, 2014 by DazBob Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scallywell Posted May 16, 2014 Author Share Posted May 16, 2014 true fact Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Youri McAnespie Posted May 16, 2014 Share Posted May 16, 2014 Hitler really did have only one ball. The stepkid of Joseph Goebbels is one of the richest men in Germany. Nick Griffin lost his eye when he fell whilst holding a Garibaldi biscuit, went straight into his cornea, puncturing it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Traf Posted May 16, 2014 Share Posted May 16, 2014 Nick Griffin lost his eye when he fell whilst holding a Garibaldi biscuit, went straight into his cornea, puncturing it. Is that why he hates foreigners? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
little whitt Posted May 16, 2014 Share Posted May 16, 2014 china dont have time zones Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scallywell Posted May 16, 2014 Author Share Posted May 16, 2014 the average human will eat 8 spiders while asleep in there lifetime Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
miamiwhite Posted May 16, 2014 Share Posted May 16, 2014 Hitler really did have only one ball. The stepkid of Joseph Goebbels is one of the richest men in Germany. Nick Griffin lost his eye when he fell whilst holding a Garibaldi biscuit, went straight into his cornea, puncturing it. Griffin - I'm not raisin to that one Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maaarsh Posted May 16, 2014 Share Posted May 16, 2014 Griffin - I'm not raisin to that one I've seen bad puns before, but that takes the biscuit Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Youri McAnespie Posted May 16, 2014 Share Posted May 16, 2014 He doesn't hate foreigners, he had a lad from Tower Hamlet Council retile his bathroom... The biscuit was actually one of those mint chocolate ones - either a YoYo or a Viscount, depending on which report you read. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter MickyD Posted May 16, 2014 Site Supporter Share Posted May 16, 2014 just like humans,british cows moo in regional accents. Bull shit Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scallywell Posted May 16, 2014 Author Share Posted May 16, 2014 no word rhymes with the word month Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
no balls Posted May 16, 2014 Share Posted May 16, 2014 no word rhymes with the word month bumph Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gonzo Posted May 16, 2014 Share Posted May 16, 2014 no word rhymes with the word month Or Orange Aligators can't walk backwards ether. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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